1. Today and a female colleague went to the hotel to open a room, after the end of the work she went to take a shower, then her mobile phone rang, I don't think much about it directly, after the answer to react to her husband. Witty I said: "Is it your mobile phone, I have been waiting for an hour, now people love to lose mobile phones!" Then his husband weakly replied, "Oh thank you." "Give me a thumbs up for my wit."
2. My sister was working as a nurse in the hospital, and the company's physical examination happened to be in their hospital. When I drew blood, I deliberately asked my sister to draw because I was fat and my blood vessels were not easy to find. Sure enough, my sister didn't find a blood vessel for half a day. I was happy when my sister suddenly slapped me the arm like crazy. When I finished drawing blood, I found that the colleagues in the queue behind me were gone, and the window of another nurse in the whole row went.
3. In recent days, the weather has begun to turn cold, and I have to cover a thick quilt at night. I felt a little cold when I went to bed in the middle of the night, so I turned around and slept wrapped around my boyfriend's arm. Suddenly, my boyfriend snapped at me with a few big mouths, and I woke up straight away. I looked at my boyfriend with a look of horror, and his boyfriend innocently said to me, "Honey, I didn't mean it, I just dreamed that a dog bit me, so I raised my hand and slapped the dog twice!" "I'm thinking now, should I bite him twice?"
4. The sister-in-law who is a nurse in the obstetrics and gynecology department was sent to the front desk to do the reception, and once, the sister-in-law was working overtime in the hospital, and a big brother came up and asked: "Do you have a discount for having a baby here?" The sister-in-law was confused and called the head nurse, who replied, "We generally don't discount here!" The eldest brother asked, "Then how can I get a discount?" The head nurse thought about it and said, "Unless you have a membership card, you can get 20% off!" The eldest brother hurriedly asked, "What about the golden card?" Head nurse: "If you come to give birth more than 2 times in a year, you can handle it!" The eldest brother stomped his feet: "It's not difficult to be a person!" ”
5. Today the road is icy, and I accidentally fell while chasing the bus. When I stood up, I didn't expect that the bus was still waiting for me in the same place, so I hurried to trot to the bus. It was hard to go up, and I listened to a man complaining there: in a hurry to go to work, he fell down and waited for the next trip, delaying my work, are you responsible? I just wanted to apologize, but the driver's big brother suddenly opened the door of the car and said: You are in a hurry to go to the taxi, I can't afford to be late, if you want to complain, remember the license plate number!
6. I really like to be in the limelight because my brother, who had just started school, accidentally messed with our homeroom teacher one day. Sadly, our homeroom teacher was a very careful person, and since then he has often put small shoes on me, and the relationship between the two of us has become more and more smelly. Today our music teacher took a leave of absence, he came to show us self-study, I pretended to be a student there to write homework, and when I looked back, the teacher was not behind. Then I shouted, "Brothers, don't pretend to do your homework anymore, that bald old man is out!" Hi everyone! At this time, the class teacher who was bending down on the podium to tie his shoelaces stood up with a gloomy face!
7. The college entrance examination did not play well, and went to an ordinary university toxin. After the school started, I became a wrongdoer with a male classmate in the class. I bullied him when I was idle, he was more generous, and he didn't blame me until graduation. On graduation day, he gave me a note saying, "Someday, I'll take you!" "I thought he had written a typo and was going to marry me, and when I met him today, he was still single. I recalled the past with him, and he couldn't bear to tell me that the quality of the notes used in those years was very poor, and the word "dog life" was erased
8. Two years after graduation, a very good friend from college suddenly contacted me and asked me to eat barbecue. I dressed up brightly and drove my rented Rolls-Royce to the kebab shop! While eating, the classmate picked up a slice of pork belly and boasted: This look is a cute suckling pig, red and white, and so thinly cut. Ever remember the $100 you once owed me? I was stunned, quickly took out 100 and handed it over, which was borrowed during the first year of college, I didn't expect this kid to remember it!
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