1. I was divorced for less than a month, and my ex-husband found a new partner. And lightning certificate, today is his big wedding day. In a fit of rage, I invited six beautiful women to his wedding and shouted: Husband I love

1. I was divorced for less than a month, and my ex-husband found a new partner. And lightning certificate, today is his big wedding day. In a fit of rage, I invited six beautiful women to his wedding and shouted: Husband, I love you. I will never forget the days we were together! At that time, the bride's face was black, and the whole audience was sensational. Then the ex-husband's mother-in-law's family and the ex-husband's family got into a fight.

In the morning, my wife asked me to transfer 6,000 yuan to her, and I accidentally transferred it to my female boss. Before I could speak, she called me to the office, and when she entered the door, she smiled and said, "You, just give me back your salary.... I received the heart, but you take the money back. He threw me a card and said, "Take it yourself!" I was stunned: "Can't transfer money?" The landlady whispered, "It's easy to leave clues!" "I had to go down to withdraw the money, after inserting the card very naturally entered my birthday, no problem, right, show the balance is still 1.8 million, I only took back the 6000 that belonged to me, went back to the office and returned the card to the landlady." The landlady was slightly shocked: "Are you sure you don't want to.." I waved my hand and said, "Nothing works." "The landlady didn't speak and threw a card again, followed by 2, 3.... She smiled: "Loyalty is the price of betrayal is not enough, take it to check these bank cards!" "I turned around and walked, crying as I walked, knowing that my noble character had cost me millions.

A college girl divorced and flew to our side, I went to the airport to pick her up, settled her in a five-star hotel, she smiled and said, this hotel is a lot of money for a night, right? I said you have a rare time, of course I have to greet you well, mentioning money will hurt feelings! She nodded and said, then I will not be polite to you! Seeing that it was already 12 noon, I asked her what she wanted to eat? She said let's go to a hot pot together, I was surprised and said, when you were in college, you never ate spicy, eat hot pot, can you do it? She smiled faintly and said, sometimes one person will change a lot for another person, my ex-husband is from Sichuan, so many years, I am with him, I will not eat spicy, but also learned! I nodded silently, and there was not much to say! After eating the hot pot and driving to the hotel, a young woman stopped my car, she said that she had a stomachache and wanted me to take her to the hospital, I couldn't help it, so I let her get into the car and took her to a nearby hospital. After the doctor's examination, the young woman had acute appendicitis, I put 10,000 pads for her to operate, the young woman in the ward fell asleep deeply, I and the female classmates looked at each other with affection, the atmosphere was quite romantic. Just then, a man rushed in, and I asked him who he was? He said it was the young woman's ex-husband. The young woman woke up, looked at her ex-husband, and said with tears in her eyes, What are you here for? The ex-husband shook the young woman's hand and said, Leave me, you are nothing, I want to remarry you, the young woman whimpered and cried. The young woman's husband was very grateful to me and transferred 10 million to me to celebrate my marriage with my female classmates. Within a few days, we had a grand wedding.

★ His husband won 8 million yuan in the lottery, and he immediately used the money to buy a large house in Tomson Yipin. Recently, I just had a new home, these two days are particularly hot, I really can't stand it, but I can't open the air conditioner. Angry, I called my husband and scolded him because he had taken the air conditioner down and washed it. I was asleep at night and was shaken awake by my husband who came back, he took the TV remote control and said: Big sister, do you open me to see?

★ Once, when Ah Duan was receiving water, he heard the director give advice to the boss and asked the director to find a way to expel Ah Duan. The director gave Dumb a transparent bottle with water inside. The boss saw it and asked: What are you raising? Dumb hurriedly said: Boss, these are a few transparent shrimp, you have to look carefully. After letting a sigh, he walked into the director's office. Dumb and faintly listened to the boss say to the director: You can't do this, and then think about what way you can fire him.

★ When my brother returned from a foreign job, he married a bai fumei. I asked curiously: My sister-in-law is in such good condition, how can she marry you? Brother: The key is that I have curried favor with my husband. Me: How do you please? Brother: I told my husband that I was a senior sister-in-law. Me: That would take care of his grandson, right? My brother gave me a blank look and said helplessly: No, I can take care of my brother-in-law who was just born.

★ I took a fancy to a golden retriever on the Internet, as long as it cost 999 yuan. So I consulted with my mother: "Mom, buy me a golden retriever, five hundred puppies." Mom: "It's too expensive, don't buy it." I don't give up: "Super cute, raised can still pull out to pick up sisters." The mother immediately changed her face: "Do you sell ready-made big dogs?" ”

★ A friend he left school very early on, he worked as a network manager in an Internet café. One day he fell asleep in an Internet café, and a few of them fainted to look for stubble. He was woken up, and the clever move broke the net, and everyone in the Internet café stood up instantly. The momentum of that scene instantly scared away the confusion. Every time my friend said this, he excitedly wanted to get out of his wheelchair.

★ Last month, the girlfriend's husband cheated, and the woman who cheated on her a few days later dumped the girlfriend's husband, and the girlfriend's husband came home to regret the stupid thing he had done. Of course, the girlfriend will not easily forgive him, let his husband kneel down and punch his face, and the girlfriend will not forgive. No, there is no way for me to go to the peace guy to mediate, so I went to a Li Bai in a row, and the situation is much better these days. The two of them began to talk and laugh, she knew that her husband liked to eat pickles, and now every night to buy half a pound of pickled ginger, let his husband eat. Hey, I sigh the power of love, it's really warm!

★ Soon 28, the family is urging to get married, and even my four-year-old niece is deeply affected. On the fifteenth day of the first month of every month, my mother would go to the temple to burn incense and worship the Buddha, and the last time I was in the temple, my niece said while making a gesture: Bodhisattva, bless my little aunt to marry out early! The hosts in the temple laughed...

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