1. A driver big brother is smart! Forget to bring a driver's license, the idea is not good to meet the traffic police! Suddenly the driver's big brother is in a hurry! Without waiting for the traffic police to let him stop, he slowly drove to the front of the traffic police

1. A driver big brother is smart! Forget to bring a driver's license, the idea is not good to meet the traffic police! Suddenly the driver's big brother is in a hurry! Without waiting for the traffic police to let him stop, he slowly drove to the traffic police, nodded his head and said, "I left first!" Go home for dinner in the evening! When the time comes, I'll be calling you!" The two traffic policemen were stunned and laughed! After watching the driver's big brother drive away! A traffic policeman asked another traffic policeman: "What kind of relative are you?" Another traffic cop said, "Isn't that your relative?"

2. My girlfriend and I started talking in college. I remember once I was running with my 1+1 cargo girlfriend in the playground, a few laps down, she said to me at that time, people can't run, no way, I took out my mobile phone, took a picture of her, and then said a really ugly, and then ran away, and then the goods chased me for a full two kilometers...

3. I divorced my ex-wife, leaving a two-year-old son, and I felt that the child could not live without my mother, so I frantically pursued the divorced female supervisor of our company who had a good feeling for me. We were living together in less than a week. I woke up this morning and the female supervisor was lying on top of me. I paused for a few seconds, then put my arms around her and said softly, "Honey, I especially feel like you are lying on top of me like this." She was immediately happy: "Then I am the Purple Xia Fairy?" Me: "No, you're Five Finger Mountain." ”

4. I am a graduate of Lanxiang Beauty Salon and recently opened a barber shop in my town. On this day came a handsome little fresh meat, I quickly greeted it: handsome man, what kind of hairstyle to cut? Small fresh meat: Cut a hairstyle with a high left and a low right, a pinch of hair in the front and two pits in the back. To tell you the truth, I was directly confused at the time and said: Handsome man, I can't do this hairstyle you are talking about? The little fresh meat slapped me and scolded: I will go to yours! Didn't you cut it for me last time...

5. The school assigns homework every day, and the teacher asks parents to help their children with problems. As a result, my son would not have one, and I would explain it to him. After half an hour, my son successfully completed his homework with my help. The son said filial piety: Daddy, you have worked hard. I said: It's okay, it's not hard. The son said: If you directly help me do it, we are not tired.

6. Yesterday I went to the supermarket after work to buy something and met a colleague and her daughter. Her daughter was so cute that the first time we met, she had to ask me to take her to the playground. I teased her: "Aren't you afraid that I'll sell you?" Little Lori said: "My mother said that she had a particularly ugly experience, the kindest, it must be you." "I heard this with a black line on my face, is this praising me??

7. Uncle is the creator of handicrafts, when I was young, uncle made me a toy gun to play with wire. One day my parents weren't home, and I didn't know why I stuck the barrel of the gun in an outlet and almost electrocuted. When I slowed down, I thought, Daddy came back and saw this thing plugged in the socket, and I guess I had to be beaten. I gritted my teeth and pulled it out, and now that I think about it, I must be the chosen son!

8. The local tycoon took a plane to a foreign country for business, when the plane had just risen to an altitude of 10,000 meters. A beautiful stewardess said to the passengers on the plane, "Thank me, for I saved all of your lives!" The passengers looked at each other, and the local tycoon asked, "Why do you say that?" The flight attendant said, "Tell you the truth, my boyfriend is the captain of this plane, and he just told me that if I don't agree to his marriage proposal, he will hit the mountain in the plane, so I just agreed to his marriage proposal!" ”

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