1. Last night, my husband and I went to bed after taking a bath, and when we slept in a confused way, I suddenly felt that someone had locked my neck, and it felt like a hug, and I was struggling to die

1. Last night, my husband and I went to bed after taking a shower, and when we slept in a confused way, I suddenly felt that someone had locked my neck, and it felt like a hug, and I struggled to the death, and finally woke my husband up. My husband let go of me and said that he dreamed of fighting with thieves, and I was sweating at that time, and I could still be in danger of my life this year!

2. After graduating from college, I did not rush to find a partner, but chose to go to Shanghai to work hard. Now that I am 30 years old, I have not saved any money, and my mother asked me to go on a blind date. Seeing her resolute attitude, or the instigation of the matchmaker, I went. Halfway through, the matchmaker said to me: looking for a wife is to find an honest duty, even if you look ugly, it doesn't matter, of course, fat and thin doesn't matter much, mainly because of your good personality, are you right? I suddenly had an ominous premonition...

3. My cousin saw that I had not been in love for a long time and introduced her girlfriend to me. Her girlfriend is beautiful and rich, but her IQ is a little low, but I am still very excited. After seeing it once, I found that this girl was particularly simple and did not know anything about love. Once I asked her to go hiking with me, I teased her and said: I like your big long legs, very white! She said seriously: Brother, no matter how much you like me, I can't give it to you, if you don't have legs, you can only use a wheelchair.

4. ?. When I went to study at a prestigious university thousands of kilometers away from home, I was very unfamiliar with the environment around the school when I first started school. Once I planned to go to an Internet café to play a game, I asked an uncle who sold rock sugar gourds: Uncle, where is the Internet café nearby? The uncle pointed us out: just in front, go straight for 200 meters, and then turn right. Out of gratitude to my uncle, I bought him two strings of sugar gourds. Then after walking straight for 200 meters and turning right, I looked at the "Wang Ba" in the peddler's basin in a daze.

5. I saw an ugly woman on the subway home from work, and she yelled at me: "Be bold, peek at the good women in broad daylight!" I was so frightened that I quickly closed my eyes, ugly woman: "You peek at me is not counted, but dare to close your eyes and think of me in your heart!" I couldn't reason with her and twisted my face to the side again. The ugly woman crossed her hands at her waist and scolded loudly: "You feel that you have no face to see me, which just means that you have a ghost in your heart!" "Then I cried and was wronged like a 200-pound child! ??

6. After her mother saw me, she praised me, praised me as a sunny, handsome young man, the three of them got along very well, her mother also recognized me, and at night, there was a little episode, the house rented by the female colleague was two rooms and a living room, and her mother slept alone, leaving only one room. I proposed to sleep on the sofa, the female colleague said: Since it is acting, then acting realistically, let's just have a room, I think there is some truth, so that female colleagues can make three chapters. However, when I was sleeping, I had already thrown the three chapters of the Covenant law out of the cloud of nine clouds, and since the wood had become a boat, I had no choice but to admit it. Today her mother went back, and the female colleague looked at the sleeping me and said: Small sample, you really can't take you without some tricks. I went, did I get caught up in this lady's plan.?

7. I heard from a friend that she was getting married, I drove 600 kilometers overnight, rushed to her downstairs, saw Her Kiko on the downstairs door, the light in the room was still on, I did not dare to disturb her, I took a few bottles of beer from the car, sat on the park chair downstairs of her house, drank the wine, smoked a pack of cigarettes, the sky was about to light, the whistle sounded from afar, I knew that the car that picked her up was coming, today she was going to become someone else's bride, but unfortunately the groom was not me. The convoy was gone, and I kept following behind, and suddenly a text message came from the phone, which she sent, and she said, "Don't send it, I'll marry you again in the next life, forget me." My heart hurt like countless pins and needles that day, and I cried, very sad. Later, I heard from a friend that she had been watching me behind the curtains that night drinking and smoking, and crying all night. Wish her happiness Although the groom is not me, but the bride... I've loved..... But I ran out of oil on the way back, did my brother support me with 388 oil money? "

8. Go to the restaurant with female colleagues to eat at night, after the meal to the gate when suddenly rainstorm, female colleagues said: You see the rain so big, it is estimated that a half will be unable to stop, the restaurant upstairs is just the hotel, or we will stay there for one night, wait until tomorrow the rain stops and then go? In order to show my responsibility, I said: Don't waste money, you are here I will wait for me, I will come back immediately. So I braved the heavy rain and finally bought two umbrellas at a store, and after I went back to give them to my female colleague, I smiled and said, "Now, I bought the umbrella." After the female colleague took the umbrella, she looked at me with a grumpy look and left on her own. I was secretly glad that I still saved the ninety-eight living expenses in my pocket.

9. Playing games again in the evening, my buddy called me to go to his house for a drink. I asked, "What's so delicious?" Dude: "The standard four dishes and one soup, can't you come?" Me: "Well, wait for me, I'll be there soon." "As a result, when I went to his house, I saw two packs of peanuts, a pack of pistachios, and a pack of broad beans, just on four plates... I asked, "What about soup?" The buddy pointed to the wine and said, "Isn't it?" "I'm going... This gang of pit cargo!

10. A while ago, I drove to my neighboring province to run errands, and when I got off the highway, I added 50 yuan of oil to a nearby gas station. Then I drove for a few minutes, and suddenly remembered that I didn't look for my money! Although 50 yuan is not much, I feel unhappy in my heart, so I turned around and went back. As a result, the little sister did not admit it, and insisted that she had already found money for me, which made me angry and wanted to smash the glass of the car. Fortunately, the gas station has monitoring, and finally adjust the monitoring to see. After reading it, I found that this was not a question of refunding change at all, but that I did not give people oil money at all. I was embarrassed.

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