The Spring Festival is approaching, and it is time for the annual blind date to take place. The incident of Hangzhou guys meeting blind date women with 5 people ordering 15 dishes has become a joke after tea, in fact, this is also a true portrayal of blind date life, let's take stock of which strange events encountered by blind dates.
Scarecrow: I couldn't stand my mother's urging that year, so I made an appointment with the woman to meet and talk
This woman looks average, has no job, single parent family, is 173 tall, has long legs, wears high heels and is about the same height as me. Feeling like people are OK when eating and chatting is my favorite type of personality. After eating, they left phones and WeChat for each other, and then they went back to their respective homes.
The next afternoon, when I was about to leave work, the WeChat prompt sounded, took out my mobile phone to see that this girl pulled me into a WeChat chat group, and the group of 15 people was a girl (this is the focus ╯ □ ╰).
Just wondering what happened, the girl launched a group voice chat, connected and listened for a while to find that the 14 men in this group (including me) are the blind dates introduced to this girl by others...
Then the girl said that she didn't have any friends and hoped that everyone would talk more
Hearing this, my degree of confusion can no longer be expressed in memes...
People want to be happy: when I first went to college, I came home one time... My mom arranged for a grandpa to go on a blind date with me, I don't mean age, I mean personality.
In fact, I have never met him. First added WeChat, he has a language habit that I am particularly particularly annoyed with.
It's about adding a "Understand?" to almost every sentence. Or, "Can you understand?" ”
Something like this:
You should wear some light-colored clothes, you know?
The books I like to read are all scientific, talk about relativity, can you understand?
After putting up with it a few times, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I replied:
Of course I can understand!!! I'm not S!!!
Then half a day later, he replied with a message:
Girls don't say that about themselves, understand?
I really want to say, understand your sister, understand!
Da Shu: Seeing this, I angrily replied, telling the story of how I was forced by my parents to make the whole world think that I was a strange blind date with a green hat. (Very long question)
First of all, the blind date was the daughter of a good friend of my parents, who was a neighbor before and had no contact since moving as a teenager.
After graduating from college, I returned to my hometown, found a job with a mixed life, a hundred or two hundred kilometers away from home, and lived alone in HiPi to enjoy life. Parents are anxious to hold their grandchildren, often have nothing to nag to find a partner, and then one day suddenly mentioned this girl. The reason is because the other parent thinks that I am honest (honest people are really hard to be hard), steady, relieved to see big from childhood, and very much want to match me with her daughter. Then I found my parents and said, the mother is very happy to hear ah, the other party is also relieved to see the big from childhood, and then in a town below the hometown as a primary school teacher, the work is stable. Immediately urged me to go home and start a blind date immediately.
My nightmare came, because both parents were acquaintances and had a lot of intentions, so I rushed to meet every day. I couldn't refuse, so I agreed to meet him. Of course, the meeting process is still very good, after all, I have known and been the same age before, eating, watching movies, playing escape room and playing mahjong, playing a lot of fun, of course, the girl is indeed not the type I like, plus the three views of a lot of discord (in addition to the card skills are comparable), of course, I have no feeling for the girl, and officially said, I also said to the sister, you go back and say that we are not suitable, and then there is nothing we do friends often play mahjong together ON OK (hey hey hey, just like nothing to rub a few pieces of entertainment only), everything is very beautiful. Then, the sister went back and said nothing, and the parents asked how it felt? The sister said that it was okay, did not say that it was not in the object, nor did she say my attitude, the sister's parents naturally felt that "this matter is reliable", and when I conveyed it to my parents, my daughter acquiesced, and both sides had a good time.
The mother listened, this is good, my son 666, everything is done. I went home and was confused, how is this different from what is written in the script, isn't it just a P (brand) friend? Meow meow? I was also young at the time, did not care, felt that this one slap can not make a sound thing, it is difficult to force me, to both parents expressed that I do not like this girl at all, I do not want to deal with this girl after the idea, I left this matter behind the back of the brain.
In the past two months, we have played two or three times together, and the blessing of the sister has an excuse to go home late and play more games and mahjong. Suddenly, the parents on both sides said that they had engaged the wedding on National Day! Meow meow? I'm going to go, what is the engagement? My sister and I didn't have anything, we played mahjong together three times, we ate twice (one time I bought a one-free chicken roll on a dicos membership day), and I made it clear that my parents and her parents were not suitable for us, and I didn't like her. Both parents thought I was shy, and her parents said: Little Y, be bold to chase my daughter, don't be shy, it's okay to get on the bus first and then make up the ticket (I went to Nyima's eighteen-spiral big-headed ghost), is there such a parent? Then my parents frantically urged me to prepare for the engagement, and both sides ignored my attitude, thinking that I was embarrassed (sorry NMB), and threw a few cups at home to prevent the engagement party. At that time, they were all about to explode, and the sister's parents asked the sister, do you like me or not? The girl does not answer, will you? No answer, are there any other people who like it? Replied that no. Then the sister's parents thought that the sister was also shy, and asked the man to take the initiative to point out, and my family was talking about marriage.
Later, one day my parents called me to go to my sister's house for dinner, saying that my sister's own sister had been admitted to college to celebrate, and I was not happy to go, and then I went to find out that it was my sister's grandmother's 80th birthday, and then said that I wanted to see my son-in-law take me over. I Nyima, in front of dozens of people in her family of various relatives and friends, was looked up and down like a breeding pig, and was also pulled into the kitchen to help cook dishes and wash dishes, I was in the kitchen roaring, with what to let the guests do, people's relatives are: are their own people, what guests, see outside. Lao Tzu really is, in front of the old man, he does not dare to say anything, wearing a shirt printed with a comic pig's head, he really feels that he is a pig, ten thousand MMP do not speak, and finally go home in a huff.
I thought that these things had passed like this, but suddenly one day I received a message from my mother, saying that the girl was three months pregnant, and asked if it was mine? Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow? I only know that eyes can kill people, I don't know that eyes can also get pregnant? It turned out that my sister had always had a college boyfriend, and then when I was dating, I made an excuse to go home late to play mahjong, people made excuses not to go home to roll the sheets with their boyfriends, and when they rolled the sheets with their boyfriends, they said they were looking for me, and at that time I Nyima was still happy to win 50 yuan the night before. I had a big X, angry to the point that I exploded, the sister's parents knew that the sister was pregnant, the first reaction was that it was mine, and I almost knocked on the gong and drum to pick out the wedding dress for me. The sister's parents looked at me, today you force me again, I will jump from the third floor of my house to show you the expression, and then go back to force the sister, the sister only saw no way to say that it is her boyfriend's child. Then a few waves of people scattered with an embarrassed face, just like that, the whole world thought that the girl rolled the sheets with other people during the period of my relationship, and I finally got pregnant and wanted me to take over the plate.
In the end, my sister got married quickly, and my parents did not urge me, and her parents came to comfort me. I will say bluntly, I don't care if the relationship between our two parents is good, but the friendship between the two families is here, and it will be broken from now on
I am the most handsome: I was forced by my parents to go on a blind date on the twenty-ninth day of the month
As a result, the other parent asked me if I had ever talked about a girlfriend
Then he said that his daughter had not talked, and promised that the boy's hand had not been held.
Also said that if I did not believe I could go to investigate
Also, the dog blood thing came and asked me if I was a virgin
The parents of the blind date girl asked me if I was a virgin, and I especially wanted to die, and I didn't want to face it
After blushing for a few seconds, I gave a resounding answer!!!
The next day I heard that his dad didn't agree!!!
Say, a boy in 92 years, turned out to be a virgin, must not have appeared!!!
The old face is really a disgrace...
Don't stop me, eat two more steamed buns and choke to death, there is no point in living.
Everyone also has any anecdotes about blind dates, welcome to leave a message routine.