I had a lover, very beautiful looking, and I not only bought her a house of more than three million dollars, but also equipped her with a ladies sports car of more than a million dollars and let her hang one in my company

I have a lover, very beautiful, I not only bought her a house of more than three million, but also equipped her with a ladies sports car of more than one million, let her hang a position in my company, the monthly salary to drive her thirty-five thousand, even if it is her pocket money, do not need her to really go to work to do things! But I just looked at her beauty and didn't really want to be with her, and in my heart, she was such a good and bad woman who was not suitable for marrying me as my wife, and my family would not agree. So I'm just playing with her! But she was not willing, she wanted to marry me, find a long-term meal ticket, often argue with me about this matter, and as a result, I slowly became disgusted with her! Later, she gambled to find a man, lived with her in the house, and then went to the company to hand in her resignation. I didn't care, asked the finance to give her three hundred thousand, and liquidated the relationship.

2: A traffic policeman is issuing a ticket, and a man with a cigarette comes over and shouts: ''What else will you do besides the ticket?' The traffic police ignored it, and the man continued: "There is a kind of dragging away|" The traffic police were very angry, and the man continued: There is a kind of drag away! "The traffic police couldn't bear to take out the walkie-talkie, and when towing the truck, they kindly said to him: ''Go to the five brigades in the afternoon to deal with it!'" Man: "Shut up my bird business, the car is not mine!" After humming a little song, he rode away on the battery car.

3. Cecilia Cheung's ex-husband is Xie Tingfeng; Xie Tingfeng's ex-girlfriend is Faye Wong; Faye Wong's husband is Li Yapeng iconicon; Li Yapeng's ex-girlfriend is Qu Ying; Qu Ying's current boyfriend is Zhang Yadong iconon; Park Shu icon has an ex-girlfriend named Zhou Xun; Zhou Xun has an ex-boyfriend named Li Yapeng; Faye Wong's ex-husband is Dou Wei; Dou Only has a cousin named Dou Peng; Dou Peng has an ex-girlfriend named Zhou Xun; Dou Peng's cousin is Dou Ying; Dou Ying's ex-husband is Zhang Yadong; Zhang Yadong's current girlfriend is Qu Ying; Qu Ying's ex-boyfriend is li Yapeng; What is the relationship between Cecilia Cheung and Li Yapeng? Come and go, all the...

3. The buddies succeed in catching up with the goddess, but the goddess hates him for smoking and demands that he must quit or break up. So the buddies began to find ways to quit smoking, we said you can smoke e-cigarettes, e-cigarettes can quit smoking, buddies bought e-cigarettes and started smoking. Later, I heard that chewing gum can quit smoking, so I bought a box of chewing gum and chewed it when I wanted to smoke. Then I saw on the Internet that others said that betel nut icon can quit smoking, and he began to chew betel nut again... Then he now smokes in the morning, e-cigarettes in the afternoon, betel nuts in the evening, chews gum in the world of games, and now even the goddess has run away... Ha ha!

4. Today I drove my third uncle's Maserati out to pick up my sister, and I bumped into a courier. He lost his life on the spot, and his wife, who was 5 months pregnant, cried into tears. I felt very bad in my heart, so I married her home and took good care of her for the rest of my life. Today she took me home to see my parents, and the old man took out his own rice wine, which was so delicious that I drank it with full strength, and my face was flushed. After drinking and eating, I went to the backyard and found her two-year-old nephew standing under an orange tree. The little nephew saw me coming, and said with a milky voice: Orange, grandma. As soon as I listened, I wanted to eat oranges and asked your grandmother to do something, so I directly solved it for him. I tied up my horse, wrapped the tree, and shook it vigorously, only to hear an "Ouch" sound, and a mother-in-law fell from the tree.

5. Today is preparing to drive out to work, did not expect to hit the railing at the entrance of the community, come back to take a taxi to work. The driver was a young aunt who had a good chat with the driver on the road. The driver suddenly asked me: Boy, do you have a girlfriend? I shook my hand a little panicked, but still pretended to be calm and said: Not yet, alone. After a few minutes, the driver spoke: Boy, you can't do it, no matter how short you are, you have to fall in love! After getting out of the car, I wanted her to experience the dangers of the human world, and decisively gave him a bad review!

6. I have a lover, fifteen years older than me, she is quite rich, supported me to open a company, and bought me a house and a car, but she did not want to marry me, always said that when I was old, she would find a younger one, which directly left me speechless. This weekend, my lover asked me to accompany her to the movies, I originally wanted to play games at home, but she had to go to the movies, I couldn't help her, so I had to drive with her. When I got to the movie theater, I wanted to see a science fiction movie, but she had to watch a love movie, and I laughed and said, Do you believe in love? She shook her head and said, where is there any love in the world, I am with you, I covet your youth, you covet my money, do you say this is love? I was dumbfounded. She continued that there is no love in reality, so I will feel the love in the movie, which is also a comforting conversation. I was speechless.

7. The husband has always suspected that the wife is having an affair, that is, there is no evidence. Once, my husband was on a business trip for half a month, and when he came home, he quietly asked his two-year-old son: "When Dad is not at home, is there any uncle he doesn't know who comes to our house?" The son snapped his fingers and said, "Yes, there have been two uncles." ”

The husband beat his wife up and asked viciously, "Say, who is he?" ”

The wife cried bitterly: "Send liquefied gas, collect electricity bills..."

8. Not long after I got my driver's license, I was not very skilled in driving. Two days ago, I was driving to deliver a delivery to a customer and accidentally knocked down a man on the way. I hurried out of the car and said embarrassedly: I'm sorry, it's all my fault. The man said quietly: No, it is my fault. In fact, I saw you 300 meters away, but I didn't have time to climb into the tree.

9. When she was an alumnus with her wife, she was recognized as the school flower of the whole school, and her white skin and beauty stood in the limelight. One time when we were in school, we had a fight, and she wanted to learn to smoke. So I went to the supermarket to buy cigarettes and handed the boss 20 yuan: the boss gave me a package of 520! As a result, the boss found 19 pieces and gave a 502 glue to the daughter-in-law. From that time on, the daughter-in-law vowed not to smoke for the rest of her life! #Funny Scene of the Year # #搞笑一刻 #