1, the company has a female colleague who looks very beautiful, I chased hard for three months, but she still rejected me, and put down the harsh words: If you pestered me in the future, I will tell my sister to go, and you will eat fruit in the future. I asked her, "Who is your sister?" The female colleague said: The female boss of our company is my sister. I thought about it carefully, since I couldn't take down my female colleague, then I took down her sister, so I made a major decision that day and began to pursue the female boss, and the next day, I would ask the female boss every day for warmth, and everything cared about her, and within a month, the female boss was touched by me and promised to be my girlfriend. Today, the landlady called the female colleague to the office and said: From today on, he is your brother-in-law. When the female colleague heard it, she stomped her feet in anger. Then, I walked out of the office and vaguely heard the landlady say to the female colleague: Don't think about hitting your brother-in-law in the future. Hey hey, it's so deeply hidden in merit and fame.
2. My wife and sister-in-law quarreled, and I watched with great interest on the side. I didn't expect the sister-in-law to be so powerful, and directly shook the fierce wife to the skin. I looked at my wife and cried, and forced myself to suppress the smile in my heart: Wife, your own sister, don't see her in general, tomorrow I will take you to buy a new dress! As soon as I finished speaking, my wife rushed over and kicked me, and then put her hand on me: my hand hurts, I rub... I...... These ladies are crazy, typical bullying soft and afraid of hard! "
3. Participated in the national examination, my written test score was one brother, and the interview score was second. I was directly admitted to the bank, and I took the pass report to let the supervisor sign it, and after signing it, I could go to work. The supervisor looked at the report and suddenly asked me what my name was. I was dumbfounded, and for 5 minutes I didn't remember what my name was. In fact, the bank's job is not very good, lose it.
4, today in the scenic area while playing mobile phone while queuing up to go to the toilet, there is a woman in the back to pat me on the shoulder and said: Handsome man, this is a women's toilet, why do you come to this queue? At that time, I was a little embarrassed, and I said in a hurry: I know it is a women's toilet, I help my daughter-in-law queue up! After saying that I continued to line up, slowly, slowly, until I went to the toilet. At that time, my brain shouted: This mother-in-law, so long has not come! Then bowed his head and walked out of the line silently!
5. My cousin and girlfriend have known each other for almost two years and are ready to propose to her. As a result, the brother was rejected when he proposed marriage, and the girlfriend said that she was too insincere and asked her cousin to buy her a diamond ring. The cousin was worried for several days, and finally buckled the diamond on the glass knife, set it on a silver ring, and took it to the appraisal to successfully obtain a real diamond appraisal report, and finally the marriage proposal was successful.
6, the daughter-in-law wants to fool her husband, leaving a note: I have had enough with you! I'm leaving! Then hide under the bed to observe the husband's reaction. The husband came home and saw the note, sang and danced, changed his clothes, and called: Baby, the ladies are finally gone, and it is really blind to marry her, you wait for me, I will go to see you immediately! Boom! Close the door and go! The wife did not expect this to be the case, grief-stricken, crawled out from under the bed, ready to pack up and leave home, to see the husband write under his note: You idiot, I have seen your feet, I went out to buy you old brown sugar!?
7. I am a love rival with a young man who has been practicing taekwondo for 5 years. Today for love, there is a duel between men! Within a minute, I knocked him down and beat him up. The young man cried and said: I have been practicing taekwondo for 5 years and I have no ability to fight back, why! Would you know that I've been practicing broadcast gymnastics for 12 years? People with real kung fu are so low-key!
8. The company's performance was unstable some time ago, and it has been in arrears with the salaries of employees, and many employees have begun to complain, and they have been making trouble one after another. It was also settled in one go not long after, and I sent 10,000 7. Before I needed it now, when I was ready to go to the bank, my wife said: Wait a minute!!! Save up to twenty thousand rounds. After a few days, after the wife went shopping once, seventeen thousand became ten thousand!
9, girlfriend in the United States as a rider, the rainstorm season is coming, she prepared a raincoat in advance. It did rain when I left work, and I saw my favorite male colleague waiting for the rain. Girlfriend: Where to go, I can wear the same raincoat as you. Male colleague: Thank you so much, I'm going to the car parked on the side of the road in front of me! The girlfriend and the male colleague wore the same raincoat, walked to the car, and helped the male colleague open the car door. Then I saw a colleague who also liked a male colleague sitting in the driver's seat.?
10. Yesterday, the eldest brother was lying on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, and the eldest sister-in-law ran over with a bag of candy in her hand and gently said to the eldest brother: "Husband open his mouth, open your mouth wider." The eldest brother thought that the eldest sister-in-law was going to give him candy, so he opened his mouth to the boss. Suddenly, the sister-in-law laughed out loud and said, "Husband, you have tooth decay, the doctor said, there are tooth decay and you can't eat sugar." "After saying that, I stuffed all the candy in my mouth...
11. This year's college entrance examination results came out, and my twin brother and I lived up to expectations and were admitted to 211 University. After relaxing all of a sudden, I began to enjoy the summer vacation life, eating chicken in the bedroom double row with my brother in the evening. Unexpectedly, there was a sudden power outage, and my brother and I shouted urgently: Call! Call us soon! I didn't expect the phone call to really come! We laughed! When my brother and I saw this, we suddenly looked at each other and smiled and shouted: Come woman! Come on woman! Just finished speaking, I heard my mother yelling outside: What is the call of the rabbit cub, the skin is itchy, right!?
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