Help female colleagues install wireless routers, her husband has not yet left work, in order to avoid suspicion the door is not closed. The line went from the bedroom and needed to stand on the bed to get to the line, and I messed up the tying in my pants when I reached for the line

Help female colleagues install wireless routers, her husband has not yet left work, in order to avoid suspicion the door is not closed. The line went from the bedroom and needed to stand on the bed to get to the line, and when I reached for the line, I messed up the shirt that was tucked into my pants. I got the wire out of bed, my colleague sorted out the crumpled sheets, and I sorted out my shirt. At this time, the husband of the colleague just walked in, looked at me and looked at the colleague, and said very angrily: "The courage is so big, the door is not closed!" ”

2, the company has a plump and gorgeous young woman, once the company sent me and her on a business trip alone, after staying in the hotel it is more than ten o'clock at night, I lay in bed, for a moment and a half can not sleep, so I played a game. Halfway through the game, a female colleague suddenly sent a message saying that there seemed to be a rat in her room and asked me to come and have a look. When I was playing the game, I had time to pay attention to her, so I quickly sent her a message saying, if there is a mouse, you can shoot it with your slippers. Unexpectedly, she actually scolded me with an elm knot, it was really inexplicable, my head was very bright, you see how slippery my game is!

3. After coming home from work, I am bored lying on the sofa playing with my mobile phone. Dad saw it and began to pout again: "Twenty-six or seven-year-old people, they know to play mobile phones, not even a wife, when I am as old as you, my son will play soy sauce, is the mobile phone so fun, better than the wife?" Without saying a word, I handed my phone to my father and taught him how to play. Two hours later, Dad took a deep breath and sighed, "Alas, if I had this game when I was younger, I don't think I would have found a wife!" ”

4, girlfriend: "I really don't understand, among all the people who pursue me, which one is richer than you, but why do I like you?" I said, "That's because the poor care more about women than the rich, at least more about women's figures, and with me, you never have to worry about your waistline." The girlfriend said, "Honey, you're really good to me, tomorrow I'll ask my dad to buy you a XTS!" ”

5, after the abbot was still vulgar, he got along with the rich woman in her sixties, and after this year, the rich woman died. The abbot inherited the rich woman's ten billion family property, and suddenly remembered the master he once loved. So the abbot drove the Rolls Royce to Shi Tai's noodle restaurant to eat noodles. After eating and paying, she said that she would not accept anything, so the abbot put the money on the table and left, but she chased it out and stuffed the money back into the abbot's pocket. The abbot said to Shi Tai: It is not easy to do business, and I will not come after you do this. After saying that, he got on the bus, and Shi Tai said: They are all family, what money is not money!

6, the current post-00s early love is too common, I can't see it. I have a niece who is only 13 years old and has broken up with 5 boyfriends. Yesterday she cried to me again: I broke up with my ex who had been dating for a week last night, blue skinny mushrooms. He also advised me: Little aunt, it turns out that love hurts so much... He also sighed: Ask what the world's situation is, and the Orthodox Church promises life and death! Then go on: It's a wise decision for you not to be in a relationship at 23!

7, my brother-in-law and I once went on a mission, and when I came back, my clothes were soaked. Our boss praised us and said: "This time the owner's home leaked, and you worked together to plug the water pipe, which is indispensable." I gave my opinion to the boss: "I blocked the water pipe alone, and he didn't do anything!" The boss wondered, "That's not right, his clothes are wet on the lower body, and his upper body is also wet!" I said, "The lower body is wet because he is soaking in the water, the upper body is wet, and it was the hostess who cried on his shoulder because of the heavy loss of the family." Boss: "Ah..."

8, a few days ago, my sister-in-law just got a driver's license, and she borrowed my newly purchased Bentley. I had to take the subway to work, and suddenly Alipay rang out: 2 million yuan was in the account. All of a sudden everyone on the bus was looking at me, and I was so frightened that I took out my phone and opened it to look at it. It turned out that my ex-girlfriend, who had just broken up, sent me a WeChat message: This money buys you a Porsche. I was touched: Why is it so good for me now? Do you want to get me back? Her: Huh? I was just playing Truth or Dare, and you'll remember to give me back the money later!!! I.....

9, the class teacher to treat early love, do not criticize, do not talk about the heart, do not ask parents not to beat the Mandarin duck, put the two people at the same table to sit, and told them to sit until graduation. At first, of course, they were all happy to death, sticky and slimy all day, but the distance from the united States and Japan has been seeing people's hearts for a long time, basically less than half a year can not hold back, and finally without exception crying and begging to be adjusted, the class teacher has a cold face: "You carry me until graduation!" ”

10. When I first met my girlfriend's mother, I saw that her family lived in a high-end villa. I was so flustered that my girlfriend's mother at the dinner: When you get married, the bride price of one pound and five thousand is not expensive, right? I gritted my teeth and agreed, and I've been working hard to earn money every day ever since. A week later, my girlfriend's mother sent a V letter over: Auntie was joking with you that day, and you can just give a point for the bride price. Not long after, my girlfriend sent another message over: You quickly drive me to send your Bentley to pick me up to eat spicy pot, I am hungry SI!