1. On the first night of the wedding, the bride had already changed into a beautiful silk nightgown and lay on the bed. But an hour had passed, and the bridegroom was still well dressed and looking out the window, and the bride reminded him impatiently

1. On the first night of the wedding, the bride had already changed into a beautiful silk nightgown and lay on the bed. But an hour passed, and the groom was still well dressed and looking out the window, and the bride reminded him impatiently: "What's wrong?" He replied, "Go to sleep first!" Leave me alone, because my mom told me that tonight was the most wonderful night I could ever see, so now I don't want to waste any second of the night view. ”

2, today by bus to work, there are no seats when you get on the bus. I said to a big aunt next to me, "Big mom, I'll help you up!" The aunt said, "No thanks, boy!" I said, "Auntie, you're welcome, this is what we young people should do!" The aunt looked at me with contempt and said, "Young man, you really don't want face, and grabbing a seat with the elderly means that you should sit?" ”

3. Attend a classmate's wedding on the weekend. During the dinner, I met the dead and alive goddess I chased when I was in school. As soon as she saw me. Screaming again. It was punching and punching me again. That's intimate. It took me a lot of effort to stabilize her. I was so beautiful that I almost fainted. Ha ha. Maybe you can relive old dreams. Who knew that she had a sentence at this time. I heard people say: You are already dead...

4. The Passat, which he had just bought, was borrowed by his brother-in-law and took the bus to work. Halfway through an upscale neighborhood, a young woman led a little boy onto the bus. In the car, the primary school student took the homework book and said to the young woman, "Mom, I have too much homework!" His mother took it and tore the homework book and threw it out the window. A carload of people and elementary school students were stunned. The young woman said neatly: "The teacher asked, you said that your parents fought, and your mother tore up the homework book!" The little boy cried and said, "This is the homework I did yesterday when I stayed up until 12 o'clock." ”

5. After an online shopping platform, I bought some of my favorite canned herring. The can box is all in English, the husband is afraid of expiration, just take a photo and send it into the V letter group to see if there are people who understand... After ten minutes, one of my husband's classmates replied: This can is no problem, you can eat it with confidence... At night, when I slept in a daze, I listened to my husband scolding in the toilet: Where did you learn English, I pulled it 3 times...

6, the recent 35-year-old female boss lost love, the mood is very bad, after work let me accompany her to go shopping to relax. By coincidence, I met my ex-girlfriend at the mall who had dumped me. The ex-girlfriend bragged: I'm married, what about you? Is it still single? I looked at the landlady with a distressed look, and I didn't expect the landlady to understand in seconds. She wrapped her arms around me and said, "Honey, people want to buy that pigeon egg!" Isn't that nice! Haha, only to see the ex-girlfriend's face immediately blackened.

7. The husband of the female boss unfortunately died when he extracted his teeth, leaving an inheritance of 5,000,000 yuan. I struggled for 20 years to be less, and I began to pursue the female boss like crazy. That night, early from work, I asked the landlady to watch a movie with me. Obviously, the female boss had agreed to go to the appointment, but she had not arrived. After waiting for half an hour, I couldn't help but send her a message: "Where are you?" "She didn't reply to me, is it a silent refusal?" Or is it the high-cold disregard? I became very depressed, and just as I was thinking about it, I finally got a message: "Just to the eyebrows." "Is this in makeup? Women are really troublesome!

8. On the 3rd anniversary of the company, the female boss arranged the specific matters, and she asked everyone: "Who is the day after tomorrow's birthday?" "I quickly raised my hand, I guess I celebrated the birthday with the company on the same day, there will be surprises." As a result, the boss smiled and said to me, "Since it is your birthday, then you are responsible for ordering the cake..." At that time, I was angry, if it were not for the fact that I and she were good friends, I really wanted to scold people. Back at the apartment in the evening, I asked her for a pay card, and she looked wary: "What do you want to do?" I didn't get angry and said, "Didn't you ask me to order a cake?" The female boss was immediately angry, and came over to pinch my waist and said, "You say you are not stupid, several birthdays the day after tomorrow, people do not say a word, you raise your hand alone?" ”??

9. Fa Xiaoxin found a job as a security guard in a high-end community. Today he stopped a strange Audi A6, and the young owner got out of the car and had an argument with Fa Xiao. The Audi A6 was emotional: "Do you know who my dad is?" yes!!!! Do you know who my dad is!!!! Fa Xiao muttered calmly: "Who is your father, that is your mother's secret!!!! ”

10. When I was in high school, the English teacher in our class was pregnant, and when it was almost time to give birth, she took leave to go home to raise a fetus. The school sent us a new female English teacher, she just graduated from college, and her brother was particularly nervous about giving a lecture. At the beginning of the class, the female teacher first took the mobile phone to wipe the blackboard to stabilize her mood, and then she was more nervous! Then, she began to introduce herself: "Hello classmates, my surname is Li, after that you will call me Teacher Wang, I am not much older than you, you can also call me big sister or big brother..." At that time, there were many leaders in the class to listen to the lessons, and the teachers and students were collectively petrified!?

11, the sister-in-law especially likes to cry, I grew up watching her cry. On this day, she quarreled with her colleagues, because the quarrel could not be, and she was directly angry and crying. At this time, a customer came and said to the sister-in-law: Hello, come to the family bucket. Wanting to get drunk and choking, he asked: Sir, is a bucket enough? The customer was stunned, looked at the sister-in-law and said awkwardly: Then two. The sister-in-law suddenly cried and shouted: Ah, is two really enough? The customer was frightened and quickly said: Don't cry, or I will come again, there can be no more, I can't eat it!

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