1, I said to the nurse: pretending to be a girlfriend once thirty thousand, she agreed, the result was less than three months she angrily ran over to me and asked, how long are you thirty thousand times, it will not be a lifetime

1, I said to the nurse: pretending to be a girlfriend once thirty thousand, she agreed, the result was less than three months she angrily ran over to me and asked, how long are you thirty thousand times, it will not be a lifetime. I asked her how long you thought it would be appropriate, and she smiled and said, "As long as you don't want the jewelry your parents gave me back, it will take as long as possible." It feels like it's going to be a long-term plan!

2. Drinking with his husband late at night, he drank too much and accidentally told the secret of not long after marriage. He said: "After marriage, my brother gave birth to Tingting (wife and sister) a year ago, but I did not expect to give birth to Lingling (wife) the next year, and I planned to give it away. I asked, "Then why didn't you send it later?" The old man: "I said that I would give 500 to the next person who could only take out 400!" You should know that your father-in-law is not a person who values money! I said, "I know, you value Lingling!" Dad: "No, what I value is the most basic credibility of being a person!"

3. The Mother of Dragons collected seven Dragon Balls and summoned the Dragon home to go through the divorce procedures. Looking at the divorce certificate, the dragon said to the mother of dragons, "In the future, if there is a suitable one, introduce me to one!" The Mother of Dragons asked, "What are the requirements?" Shenlong: "My house and car deposits are all given to you, and the other party can have a house." The Mother of Dragons asked, "Isn't it considered to take the child with you?" The dragon said, "Okay, I like children." Dragon Mother: "There is a ready-made one, I will meet it!" Shenlong immediately took her hand and pleaded, "Wife, give me another chance, I promise this is the last time!" The Dragon Mother looked at the Dragon Deeply and tenderly and said, "No! ”

4, girlfriend college entrance examination results down, took the test 145 points, did not enter the ideal university, went to the hotel to work. The girlfriend is young and vigorous, the attitude is not very good, the manager disciplined her, asked her to change the service attitude, let the customer find the feeling of home! A couple came to dinner that day, and the girlfriend thought of the manager's words and shouted at the man: "Honey, how to come!" The man's girlfriend looked surprised and scolded the man: "Who is this woman and how do you call you dear?" The man looked innocent and asked his girlfriend, "Who are you, can you talk well?" Girlfriend: "Dead ghost, how do you talk like this, people don't like it!" "Three seconds later, the sound of fighting came from the private room...

5, home WIFI seems to be expired, at night when the black I use the 4G network to fight the glory of the king. I didn't expect that the traffic ran out and the mobile phone was in arrears, so I sent a message to a friend and said: Help me charge 50 yuan for the phone bill. Accidentally shaking hands on the group hair, in the morning together there are more than 40 messages, click to see. There are 30 who say: Well charged, the money is counted, and a few say remember to pay back. The rest was said to be good, and what surprised me the most was that the girl I had a crush on actually told me. Just helped you flush 100 pieces, and tell you a secret I like you.

6, in recent days, the weather has begun to turn cold, and I have to cover a thick quilt at night. I felt a little cold when I went to bed in the middle of the night, so I turned around and slept wrapped around my boyfriend's arm. Suddenly, my boyfriend snapped at me with a few big mouths, and I woke up straight away. I looked at my boyfriend with a look of horror, and his boyfriend innocently said to me, "Honey, I didn't mean it, I just dreamed that a dog bit me, so I raised my hand and slapped the dog twice!" "I'm thinking now, should I bite him twice?"

7, at night and my husband quarreled, he himself breathed asleep, I sulked on the sofa. I wake up late in the morning and see that I am going to be late for work. After getting off the bus, I met an acquaintance. It seemed impolite for me not to talk to him, the problem was that he was still on the same path as me, walking slowly. And I was embarrassed to go fast, and then I managed to be late.

8, the rich woman after retirement is getting fatter and fatter, want to lose weight. At this time, the rich woman saw that there were diet pills on the Internet that claimed to take a course of treatment and promised to refund the invalidity. Although it is very expensive, the rich woman's weight loss heart is eager to buy this diet pill online. After the goods arrived, the rich woman saw that the instructions said, take it every two hours! Take one capsule twelve times a day on an empty stomach!?

9. As a general manager, I am often bumped by female secretaries in the company! The conflict between us is not a day or two, and no one else dares to squeak when we quarrel. We had another fight just after going to work today, and I was very confused, so I went to the chairman. I said: Dad, you see, this female secretary you recruited quickly resigned, the old and I are working against each other, I have no prestige! The chairman's father lit a Chinese cigarette and said: Well, son, do you lack maternal love? What do I mean, what I lack is maternal love, what I lack is prestige!

10, the sister-in-law turned out to be a factory flower, she found a boyfriend is a scumbag. He cheated on her for more than half a year, and finally abandoned her and got along with a rich woman. That day, the sister-in-law went to her ex-boyfriend's wedding. In order to fight for her own face, the sister-in-law specially borrowed the five-month-old child of the female manager. She carried the child waiting to be fed to her ex-boyfriend's wedding and said in front of her wife: "I raised the child myself, let him always be with your surname!" Then without hesitation, she turned and left, and the bride's face suddenly went black, and the whole audience was sensational. Then, the ex-boyfriend's mother-in-law's family and the ex-boyfriend's family fought on the spot...?

11, last night finally lived with my girlfriend, the next day I woke up I hugged her and looked at her carefully for half a day, asked her how to remove her makeup is different from usual? My girlfriend shyly threw herself into my arms and told me that you have eaten instant noodles for so many years, don't you know that the packaging pattern is for reference only?

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