The son with an IQ of 200 is a little clever ghost, especially pleasing. One day, my husband taught: You study hard, and when you grow up, you can become a rich second generation. The son was not convinced and asked, "You are not."

The son with an IQ of 200 is a little clever ghost, especially pleasing. One day, my husband taught: You study hard, and when you grow up, you can become a rich second generation. The son was not convinced and asked: You are not a rich generation, how can I become a rich second generation? The husband replied: You can earn money and give it to me later, then you will not become a rich second generation! The son narrowed his eyes, and his face turned red for half a day to make a whole sentence: Do you still want your face?

2, their own car really can not be casually lent to others, just last year to mention the new car, because my car is a brand name, looks more face,Friends will borrow my car No way I had to lend it to him. But he didn't cherish it at all, and when he went out to run errands with his cousin today, he actually stood up and pedaled when he went uphill.

3, a college classmate is a northeastern girl, sometimes with others more real personality is quite cute. I remember once having dinner with her in the cafeteria, and a beautiful woman next to her was holding a plate of dumplings and eating super slowly. My roommate whispered to me that I dared to pretend to be a lady in front of the old woman, I want to be more ladylike than you! After saying that, she really ate slower than the woman,And that meal accompanied her for an hour, that sweat!

4. When I was studying at Shanghai Jiao Tong University, I chased a girl for four years. On the day we graduated, she suddenly sent me a sentence in English on QQ. My English was so poor that I asked a roommate in the dormitory to translate, and he said, "If you don't leave me, I'll die with you!" "I was heartbroken and never contacted the school flower again after graduation. Later, I also passed the sixth level of English, and this wealth knew that it was: "If you do not abandon me, I will live and die!" ”

5, when I was in college before, my parents bought me some beef jerky, and I didn't want to give it to my classmates, every night I turned off the lights and lay on the bed alone and chewed, chewing for several nights, one day at noon, a classmate in the dormitory had a serious expression and a deep gaze: "There are rats in the dormitory, and every night they bite the wood and grind their teeth!" ", has been removed from the shelves of Inner Mongolia specialty super dry air dried beef jerky 200g leisure snacks meat jerky original taste ¥7900 coupon minus 340 yuan, purchase

6, the university talked about a boyfriend, I am the northeast of the country, the boyfriend is from Guangzhou. I was a student council, and once I wanted to borrow a classroom, and there were a lot of people who were preparing for the graduate school studying, and I explained it to everyone, but no one paid attention to me. After I came out, my boyfriend asked me if I had borrowed it? I said, "The boss inside is not happy, and no one listens to me." Boyfriend: "Don't worry, I'll go in and talk to the boss inside." Then, he said to himself, "Why are there still gangs in KaoYan now?" ”

7, my family is the poorest family in the village, in order to let me go to school, my brother worked very early. Later, I lived up to expectations and was admitted to one of the top universities. When I stepped into the school gate, I secretly swore that I must study hard, find a good job, and then repay my brother! I graduated four years later and got a job with $5,000 a month and a rent of $3,000. And my brother ran a pig farm in his hometown, last year's pork was more than 40 pounds, and my brother earned 10 million!

8, and girlfriend in love for three years, both sides of the family have met, are very satisfied. According to our local customs, I brought many gifts today and went to my girlfriend's house to propose to me. After eating, cleaning up the dishes, we sat in the living room and talked. I suddenly asked the old man and said, "Uncle, how much is appropriate for you to see this dowry money?" Old man: What a bride price, I don't need a penny. But I still have to send you a sample. I hurriedly asked, what is it? Old man: Our family washboard has also been used for many years, you take it! In this way, I am liberated!

9, a man in the Antarctic chased by a polar bear (add a silly expression. Dog head), at the moment when his life will go out, "Hey, Siri, tell my wife, I love her!" Your wife receives an inexplicable text message: "I love her!" Trying to turn you around, with the last of your strength, "Tell my wife, I love you!" Your wife received another wonderful, disturbing message, "I love Siri!" ”。。。

10. As a senior single Wang, there are three main roles when going out with friends during the holidays: taking photos of couples, taking pictures of other couples, and taking pictures of other couples. So, christmas received a 40W spherical bulb ... Nothing wrong with that!

1 Husband said before marriage to give me a lifetime of happiness, after marriage even a bowl is not washed. What use do you men have besides bragging about it? The woman reached out and whipped the man, and the man grabbed the woman's hands, pushed her down on the bed, gasped and said: Hmm, what's the use? Watch me kill you tonight! Three minutes later I went to clean the dishes!

12. Tailor-made allusions: During the Southern Dynasty, there was a man named Zhang Rong in Nanjing, who was quite talented, and Xiao Daocheng, the grandfather of Qi, valued him very much. Once Xiao Daocheng gave Zhang Rong a piece of clothing he had worn, and attached a hand to him, saying that this is the clothes I wore, and that I had been re-modified according to your physique, and it was very appropriate for you to wear.

13, the sister-in-law is one of the few beautiful women in the electronics factory, and there are many men who pursue her. At the end of the work that time, a local tycoon drove a Rolls Royce to pick up his sister-in-law. In front of the public, the local tycoon held a bouquet of flowers in his hand, knelt on one knee, and showed his love to his sister-in-law. Unexpectedly, the sister-in-law immediately refused, turned around and sat on the bicycle of another suitor. When she got home, her sister-in-law wept bitterly under the covers, and she vowed never to drink again!

14, last night my girlfriend came over and went to the supermarket downstairs with her for the first time to buy something. Because I often buy there, the supermarket owner knows me and knows my ex-girlfriend. I used to break up with my ex-girlfriend for a while and didn't go shopping. When I went yesterday, the boss asked me, what about your girlfriend? I said that's it. He temperede actually said, I remember your girlfriend is not this ah.