Dude had just taken the driver's license and was ready to buy a used car. I caught a Audi Q5, the owner of the car is a woman, after the car was bought. Somehow, the owner of the car became the buddy's girlfriend. After a few months, the parents and the mother-in-law were crushed, and they got married. After getting married, the car is still driving her, the brothers still don't have a car, and now how to think that the brothers feel that they have suffered losses!
2, the brother's mother urged the brothers to start a family early all day long, and let her hold her grandson early. The buddies couldn't bear to go on 20 blind dates a day and finally found a girlfriend. Six months later the buddy and his girlfriend got married. After marriage, the daughter-in-law asked the buddies: I married you, do you have a reward? Dude: One is to buy you a diamond ring, the other is to go out on a trip, you choose one. Daughter-in-law: I want diamond rings, not only to buy good goods, I plan to go abroad to buy them.
3, with the girlfriend shopping, a small fart child ran over and asked: Uncle, I am separated from my mother, can I borrow your mobile phone to use it? I pulled out my phone and handed it to him: Just call my brother, otherwise my girlfriend will dislike me. The girlfriend's waist can't stand up straight when she laughs on the side, little fart: it turns out that my brother has a girlfriend, no wonder auntie is laughing so happily. The poor boy's phone was not yet answered, and it was in the hands of his girlfriend in an instant.
4, the father-in-law bought a two-color to win the 10 million jackpot, immediately abandoned his wife and son, and married a beautiful model. The day after the marriage, my father-in-law's wife asked him, "Honey, how many girlfriends have you ever talked about?" The father-in-law thought for a moment, and then asked: "Everything is the lady's priority, you tell me first!" His wife was stunned for a moment, then said, "Three! After hearing this, the father-in-law's face suddenly changed drastically, and he got up and went to the bedroom to sleep. His wife said to herself, "Does he know that I am lying to him, and if he knew it, he would tell the truth and not give him a 50% discount!" ”
5, the father-in-law is afraid of the mother-in-law, even if the mother-in-law has been dead for many years, Yu Wei is still there. He used his mother-in-law's insurance money of 7 million yuan to find a 21-year-old girlfriend, but he did not dare to marry into the house, and could only think that she was a girlfriend. I asked my father-in-law with some contempt: You are so afraid of my mother-in-law, did no one laugh at you back then? The father-in-law was not annoyed, shook his head and said: No, when your mother-in-law, don't say I was afraid, all the relatives and friends, the neighbors and neighbors are afraid, they all hide and go, in contrast, I am the brave one, who dares to laugh at me.
6, after watching the movie with my girlfriend, I sent her home. On the way home, the girlfriend imitates the plot of the movie, and she says: People want you to carry me home. I bent down and struggled to get my girlfriend on my back. The girlfriend said: "I'm not very heavy, how can you carry it so hard?" I replied, "Because for me, you are the whole world..." My girlfriend smiled like a flower, and I had to swallow back the four words "the heaviest person" that had just come to my mouth...
7, and the girlfriend is a blind date to know, today the second time to meet, a walk and chat. I suddenly had a brain twitch, smacked my girlfriend's ass, and then pulled my leg and ran. After running for more than ten meters, I turned to look at my girlfriend, and my girlfriend actually stood there without moving, so I went back to hold my girlfriend. When I approached, my girlfriend suddenly slapped me on the head and shouted: Erzhu, come and chase the old woman! Then TUO drops the high heels, pulls the leg and runs!
8, today when shopping saw the mall men's clothing discount, I helped my boyfriend buy one by the way. He was immediately touched, took my hand and said affectionately: "Honey, you are so good to me, I will find a girlfriend in the future and I will find you like this!" "Peat's
9, today my girlfriend came to my house, after eating we sat there chatting, my mother told her about all kinds of things when I was a child, and then talked about the rise, my mother had to take out the photo album when I was a child to show my girlfriend the photos of my childhood (there are 7-8 years have not been turned over), and then I will see my father does not speak... I thought it was... Until we looked at it and turned over a pile of hundred dollar bills...
10. Today, I confessed to the student who has been pursuing for half a year, and the student bowed her head and said: "Answer me a question, let me be satisfied with it and promise you!" She thought for a moment and said with a flushed face: "If I am your girlfriend, what do you most want me to accompany you?" I replied without hesitation: "Of course, we are playing the ranking together!" "She gave me a slap, turned her head and left, I was stunned in the same place for half a day to understand, it turned out that she hated me for being low!
1 Asked a brother for dinner today and he said, "My girlfriend is here too." I said, "Bring it on, and by the way, help you with the check!" "See his girlfriend, the skin is very white!" I said, "Your girlfriend is so white!" The brother said directly, "No matter how white there is black!" ”
12, today by the subway, more people stand by the door, up a small couple, the little boy pulled me away, you are right, take me as a girlfriend, has been walking seven or eight meters, not his girlfriend shouted that he has the meaning of pulling me home, I just want to say, my wrist has your girlfriend two thick, weight is also one hundred and six, you do not feel?
13, see the little niece, the old man's first words are: "How is the exam?" I want to pass on this pain from generation to generation. The little niece replied: My boyfriend and I did not do well in the exam. Uncle what about your girlfriend? After I listened, I reached out and gently pinched the little niece's face, then smiled and said, "She just kissed you...
14, seeing this news, I was suddenly excited, felt that my peach blossoms were transported, but suddenly calmed down and thought: the boss gives me a monthly salary of 20,000 yuan, if her daughter is my girlfriend, then the boss can not pay me a salary, I think this must be the boss in order to save my salary out of the plan, haha, fortunately I read through. So I replied three words: "No."
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