1. After work in the evening, I asked my daughter, "What about your father and sister-in-law?" Daughter: "They are in the house, Daddy wants to take off Auntie's skirt, Auntie doesn't want to, Daddy has to take it off, you can take a look!" ”

1. At night, after work, I asked my daughter, "What about your father and sister-in-law?" Daughter: "They are in the house, Daddy wants to take off Auntie's skirt, Auntie doesn't want to, Daddy has to take it off, you can take a look!" I was shocked and quickly kicked open the bedroom door, which was empty. The daughter pointed to the kitchen: "There! "I ran to the kitchen with lightning speed and was about to get angry. I saw my husband pulling on my sister's apron and saying, "Quick, take off the apron, in our house, how can I let you cook!" ”......

2. On National Day, I traveled with the group to a scenic spot, all the way to the mountains and rivers, and the mood was suddenly good. When passing by a hotel in the scenic spot, a sign at the entrance of the hotel reads "During the National Day, 188 pieces of sea cucumber fried noodles!" A tourist bought it and tasted it and asked: Isn't this just ordinary fried noodles, where is the sea cucumber? The waiter said: The chef is called sea cucumber, and he fried the noodles!

3. After buying a house, I went to deliver food in order to pay off the mortgage. When I came home, I saw my 5-year-old son playing with his wife's mobile phone, I got angry and went to take the mobile phone away, educating him to study hard, so that he could become a rich second generation, and the son said that the rich second generation is not the first generation to become a rich generation? I said: You can make money for me, and then you are the second generation of the rich. The wife said: Can you order your face again?

4. When Zhang Ming was in college, he worked part-time as a network administrator next to the school. One night, the boss was not in a few who came to the Internet café to find trouble. Zhang Ming's clever move cut off the net, and everyone in the Internet café stood up instantly, and the momentum of the scene instantly scared the away. Later, every time Zhang Ming said this, he excitedly wanted to get up from his wheelchair, but unfortunately he could no longer stand up!

5. I have been secretly in love with a female colleague of the company for a long time, and she also knows my intentions, and the two people tacitly agree, waiting for the other to speak first. Yesterday I finally plucked up the courage and asked her: Is it okay to go singing together at night. She asked: How many people? I shyly said: Just us. The female colleague was shocked for a moment, and then said: Wow, you actually opened up today, then I will accompany you to go, but I will choose the location. Then the female colleague chose the location near my home KTV, and also booked a couple's box, I specially bought some snacks for her to eat. Then the two sat together and chatted, but before long, the female colleague fell asleep with her head on my shoulder. I thought to myself: I had to pluck up the courage to ask you out, but you fell asleep on my shoulder. Thinking of this, I immediately got angry, directly woke up the female colleague, let her go home to sleep by herself, but what I don't understand is why she ignored me today.

6. I am 28 years old, I have not had menstruation, and I am afraid but embarrassed to say it. Yesterday, I finally plucked up the courage to go to the hospital for a gynecological examination. When the gynecologist listened to my account, he sighed and said that it is normal for men not to menstruate. When I heard the doctor's advice and suppressed the worry in my heart for nearly 30 years, I finally let go, and I felt much more relaxed.

7. I tried to call my boyfriend to their dorm room that day, and who knew if it wasn't my boyfriend who answered the phone. At that time, I was a little embarrassed, so I made up a name and said, "Are you in the dormitory?" In fact, I want to pretend to find the wrong person, who knows that the roommate hesitated for a moment and said: Beautiful girl, you wait for me, I will call you over. I panicked at the time, I didn't expect the prank to fail to return to the pit, and quickly hung up the phone in fright. I didn't know until later that my boyfriend said they were across from a guy in the dorm room who called me that name, oh my God.

8. The goddess girlfriend is an executive in a foreign company, her family has been anxious about her marriage, every day urging her to go home for a blind date, she is particularly envious of my enlightened parents. I have always been very fortunate to have such an enlightened pair of parents, and some of them introduced me to boyfriends, which made my parents refuse. Saying that he listened to me, I felt very happy. In the afternoon at home washing dishes, I heard my father say: Just someone introduced a boyfriend to the girlfriend, Mom: Push it, the girlfriend is so capable, if she marries out of the bowl who brushes, who washes the clothes?? Whoever drags on the ground will say it in a few years.

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