A Korean dad took his 19-year-old daughter to a nightclub for a drink and poured it out until her daughter was drunk. The next day, when my daughter got up, she saw honey water and a note at the head of the bed: You drank last night

A Korean dad took his 19-year-old daughter to a nightclub for a drink and poured it out until her daughter was drunk. The next day, when my daughter got up, she saw honey water and a note at the head of the bed: You drank too much last night, and your father carried it back to you. Remember! Half a pound of low-grade wine five bottles of beer This is your limit! Dad can't take care of you for a lifetime, and you have to be measured in the future... After waking up, my daughter's eyes were red and she understood a lot of truths. Then there was a northeastern dad who wanted to follow suit and took his daughter to drink, so from hot pot to food stalls, from KTV to bars... Dad drank and vomited four times and lay on the table. The daughter pulled her neck and shouted: Gaha, gaha? Can I drink it? What about fish farming?

2 Once on the high-speed train, I went up and found that someone had occupied my seat, and I said to him that this was my seat. He said he was with the person next to him, could you change it with him, I said yes. Then he took out his ticket and showed me the seat, and it turned out that the seat was not far away from my carriage, and I said that it was too far away. And then he... Pulled out... Police card... And I raised the hand of the brother next to me, and I clearly saw the handcuffs on the brother's hand, comrade, I am escorting the prisoner, I can't be separated from him, I hope you can understand.

I don't count as cooperating with the case HHHHHHH

3 I've been driving a taxi for more than a decade, and it's the first time I've met such a nasty girl. Last night, I pulled a pretty girl and she started snacking when she got in the car. I watched as she ate three packs of spicy strips, and the whole car smelled of spicy strips. I don't think she's polite at all, and very uncultured. I kept looking at her, but along the way, she didn't ask me if I ate or not!

4 In order to pay off the mortgage, my girlfriend and I were forced to go to Foxconn to work without a word.

At noon on this day, I came to call her to eat together.

I found her and a female colleague arguing about a relationship history.

They suddenly asked me, "How many girlfriends have you had?" I smiled and gave them a finger, meaning one.

The female colleague patted her girlfriend's shoulder and said, "Or hurry up and find a serious boyfriend, the fingers are not reliable!" ”

5 In the morning, my sister was changing clothes in the house, I went in without knocking on the door, and my sister screamed and covered her upper body with her clothes. I said: What are you afraid of, our father went to work, I am at home with my mother, are all women, what are you afraid of. My sister replied: I am afraid that you have low self-esteem...

6 The sister-in-law took out an A4 piece of paper, pointed to the two-dimensional code printed on it and said to me: "Dear brother-in-law, there is a surprise in scanning the code!" I asked warily, "You're not going to dig a pit for me to jump on, are you?" The sister-in-law said innocently: "Brother-in-law, don't you mess with me, do you think I am a person who has come to deceive people?" Without hesitation, I said, "Like! From the moment you call my brother dear with a clear conscience, you are lying! The sister-in-law looked at me stunned for a few seconds and threw down the sentence: "It's really ugly and weird!" ”

7 After the demolition of the mother-in-law's house, she broke up with the old man. The old man was very sad, so he went to Fei Cheng and married a wife to return home. The day after the marriage, the husband bought two bottles of pineapple beer and one bottle for his wife. After eating, his wife did not want to wash the dishes, so she lay on the sofa and pretended to be drunk. As a result, the old man picked her up and showed her the bottle: this drink is non-alcoholic. In an instant, the two people laughed!

8 It has been raining for a week in a row recently, and today it finally cleared, and my boyfriend and I held hands and walked slowly early in the morning. He suddenly looked up at the sky, pointed to a cloud and asked me: Honey, do you look at that cloud, like the two hundred pieces you owe me? I asked him puzzled: I owe you two hundred dollars? The boyfriend scratched his head, hey hey a smile said: Honey, hey hey, I almost forgot, you see this mention of two hundred yuan, I just remembered that this month is still two hundred pocket money, or you give it to me first?

9 Waiting for the bus with my girlfriend, suddenly an open-top bull stopped in front of us. Down came a handsome man holding a bouquet of flowers and handing it to the girl standing nearby. Then the girl got on the boy's big bull and left. My girlfriend kicked me and said, "Look at people! I stubbornly said, "I don't look, what's so great, isn't that girl pretty!" ”

10 Friends: Two goods, test your question! Me: What's the problem? Friend: There are two birds in the tree, a smart bird and a silly bird. A clever bird needs two shots to kill, while a stupid bird needs one shot. But the hunter killed two birds with only two shots, why? Me: You fool, the hunter shot the stupid bird and scared the clever bird on the side to death.

11 That day my son came to me and said, school physical education class, run a hundred meters, want a pair of running shoes. I said: Forget it, as far as your little short legs are concerned, you can't become Bolt no matter how you practice, so do something else... After a while, I asked my son if he had done his homework? Son answered: Forget it, just by virtue of your genetics, I will learn again is also a waste, I still rest!

12 My cousin, who has always slammed the door, actually offered me a drink today. He said: "I have a problem now, you are 12 years older than me, help me answer it." I drank it all up: "No problem, you say!" Cousin: "Now my mother forces me to go on a blind date all day, but I am still so young and don't want to get married, how did you achieve 35 years old or a person?" I took a sip of wine, then pinched his face and angrily said, "You roll me!" ”