1, the wife went abroad, the family left me and my mother-in-law two people, my mother-in-law is 48 years old this year, the long charm still exists, because my father-in-law left early, so my mother-in-law has been single, my father-in-law

1, the wife went abroad, the family left me and my mother-in-law two people, my mother-in-law is 48 years old this year, the long charm still exists, because my father-in-law left early, so my mother-in-law has been single, my mother-in-law in a company as a financial director, the ability is very outstanding, the income is also very high, so there are many bachelors want to pursue my mother-in-law. But because my wife was not happy that her mother would find a stepfather for herself, she has always opposed her mother's remarriage. This time my wife went abroad, and many bachelors felt that there was an opportunity, and they all flocked to my house to propose to my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law was embarrassed to face such a scene, so she asked my son-in-law to come forward for her. In the end, I secretly operated, selected the chairman of our company, and let him and my mother-in-law come together. Our chairman promised me that when he retired, the whole company would be taken care of by me. I'm so witty!

2. This morning, I plucked up enough courage to say to the boss: "Boss, I think of a boyfriend!" The boss was shocked: "I understand your mood, but our company really doesn't issue boyfriends!" I quickly explained: "No, no, I mean I have a boyfriend, I want to go to him, I want to take three days off..." So the boss patted his thigh and said, "I have a boyfriend!" I didn't expect that! Three days off is enough? I'll give you ten days! Be sure to take down this stupid boy! After all, the boys in our company are scared to see you, afraid that you have ideas about them! ”"

3, a man followed a big sister into the house robbery, the big sister often calmly told the robbers, there is a camera at home husband can see, brother you want to have difficulties to be a sister to help you. So Alipay transferred six thousand and five to the robbers. The eldest sister finally said that if you have this money, you will pay it back, and if you don't, it will help you. Soon this man was detained...

4. I made the teacher angry, and my wife has ignored me for a long time. When I go to work at the company, I ask my colleagues: What should I do? The colleague said: When you go back, you should also pretend to be very angry, if you can calm her down is the best, if you can't calm down, then kneel on the bowl stubble, anyway, I always kneel on the bowl stubble. I:......

5. After her girlfriend resigned from Foxconn, she became a primary school teacher. Later, when my son was older, I sent him to my girlfriend's class. Yesterday my son just finished the midterm exam, and this evening I called my girlfriend and said to my son: It is good to have a girlfriend as a teacher, and you can immediately know the child's grades! The son snorted disdainfully: Where is good, the beating will be advanced in the future.

6, this week weekend at home rest, in the morning want to go back to my hometown to see my foster in my mother's house of the husky, got up early in the morning, bought a few vegetarian buns in the bun shop, planning to make up breakfast after arriving home. When I got home and saw the stupid dog lying on the ground, I deliberately put the bun, let it smell it and not give it to eat, who knew that it bird did not bird me, P strand twisted back to the kennel, took a sausage out to eat on my side, while eating while also glaring at me... I let the dog laugh at the wind??????

7. On the second day of the wedding, the groom's official happily closed his mouth. I secretly asked, "Is it the bride who is as beautiful as a heavenly immortal, and let your boy pick up the treasure?" The groom's official: "What, my wife's ex-boyfriends are too generous, let me make a lot of money." I wondered, "What do you mean?" Groom official: "My wife's ex-boyfriends came to drink happy wine, one red packet per person, one red packet 3,000, a total of more than 100,000 yuan, more than the sum of all the relatives in my family' red packets." I'm so happy, I'm a real ex-boyfriend. Me: "Congratulations congratulations...". "

8, the company has a goddess, sitting diagonally opposite me, every day will look at me silently. Carefully, I found out, so I gave her encouragement with my eyes! The goddess of encouragement finally plucked up the courage to ask me: "So, can I ask you something?" Me: You ask? The goddess said shyly: Do you have a boyfriend? Me: No! Goddess: Hahaha! Deserve!

9, last night the rich second generation went to Starbucks to drink some wine, and the bar driver asked for 600. Fu Er Dai felt that you were expensive and called a Didi. Waited for half an hour, only more than 300, and tonight I drank in this place again. Just last night, the substitute driver was also there, and the rich second generation got on the car. He hesitated: Brother, or 600! In fact, he did not understand, the second generation of the rich did not want to just finish drinking 6,000 yuan of Moutai and wait for a few hundred yuan for half an hour. Fu Er Dai: That mood is really anxious.

10, the weekend called a Didi, ready to go back to the mother's home, did not expect to come to a Porsche Cayenne. After getting on the bus, I said to the driver: "The place I went to is relatively remote, and the map positioning does not allow me to show you the way!" The driver looked at the destination on the map, smiled and said: "I know that place, it is indeed very biased, last month I took a second cargo to there, I had to show me the way, and as a result, I did not pour out an alley for half an hour." As soon as I listened, I instantly closed my mouth, pulled out a pair of sunglasses and put them on!

11, the girl's meal is amazing, the brother once went to the boyfriend's house, he thought he was very reserved to eat a pot of lamb stick bones, two bowls of rice, the boyfriend asked his mother: "Mom, this wife is too able to eat or not?" His mother smiled and said, "Yes! Can you still eat poor..." The boyfriend nodded firmly: "Yes!" The girl visibly felt his mother's hand and gave the girl a complicated look.

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