1, Fa Xiao in the next village, said that their village flowers are still single, introduced to me as a girlfriend. I was suddenly refreshed, and agreed to video it first. As soon as I saw the video, I thought the village flowers were white and shy

1, Fa Xiao in the next village, said that their village flowers are still single, introduced to me as a girlfriend. I was suddenly refreshed, and agreed to video it first. As soon as I saw the video, I thought this village flower was white and shy, which was very good! The next morning sent a small let me send a thousand red envelopes past, I sent five hundred, this thank you medium gift can be it. Send a novel: Thank you a fart Ah this is for my brother, I let him play with you on a blind date, he wiped more prickly heat powder allergies on his face...

2, recently relatives and friends have a lot of second child, the wife is also a little moved. Today, my wife discussed with my son and said: Why should I have a sister for you and your father? Son answered: I know that you are trying to save trouble! Looking at us with a puzzled look, he continued to explain: Isn't it just waiting for us to grow up and get married? Then you will not have to bother finding me a wife!"

3, user: how I always can't go to the Internet! Customer service asked about the situation: it could be your cat's problem. User: Okay, wait a minute... Well, my cat has already told me to shut up! Customer:!!!!!

4, once, in the canteen to buy buns, the card machine failed, scratched me more than three hundred pieces. The little girl who sold buns said to me: I'm sorry Brother Tong, you will often come in the future until you have eaten the extra money! Poor me ate buns every day, ate them for two months, and I almost threw up. What's even more tragic is that when I was eating lunch today, I heard the two aunts behind me secretly talking: it was him, the children were all there, and the little girl who went to sell buns every day, and didn't give money after eating buns!

5, parents always like to compare their children with other people's families. Once the aunt said to the little cousin: "You look at the child of Uncle Li next door, this exam is the first, what about you!" Always play with the computer!! "Cut, what's this, if I get serious, even I'm afraid of !!!." "Then you should show me once in a serious way!" "I'm scared."

6, today a lot of children came to my house to find my son to play, my son and I want 30 yuan to buy toys, I have 50 pocket money a month how to support this cost, I said son dad to make you a toy! So I cut my picture into small pieces and small pieces, come to my son and you can fight. My sons all cried and said to me: Dad, you are all poor, and let me fight with them.

7, I bought a new computer with my own salary a few days ago, and just installed the net and was occupied by my cousin. I came home from work this evening and was surprised to find my cousin lying in his room sleeping without playing with the computer! I thought my cousin was getting better, but I opened the computer and looked at it, a bunch of viruses. My dear mother, what did my cousin do?

8, the community downstairs, is waiting for friends to go out to the night market. I was bored playing with my mobile phone when suddenly a Maserati stopped in front of me. The driver rolled down the window, smiled at me, and said: Hi! Good evening! I instantly felt excited in my heart, this is to provoke me, I should do it, he waited and told me to get in the car or not. The driver smiled and said: Big sister, this is my parking space, please let me go!

9, the teacher in college likes to watch costume dramas, today the class bell rang, the teacher just entered the classroom I made a loud noise: the emperor drove to! The whole class responded with tacit understanding: Long live my emperor, long live, long live! The teacher said very cooperatively: Everyone loves Qingqing flat! Huang Aiqing listened to the instructions and ran twenty laps to the cao field runway. As a result, I was so tired that I couldn't even eat.

10, with the boyfriend in college, now five years now, take him home today, ask the mother what she wants if she gets married. The mother said happily: Marriage is good, marriage is good, the bride price is 200,000 on the line! I listened to a shock, the mother is really cruel, ready to help the boyfriend bargain Mom paused, and then said: In case not, 20 is OK, your happiness is the most important! I...... 20 bucks, too much fun! Looking at the boyfriend's flattered expression, ready to let the mother raise the price again...

11, my girlfriend has a husky at home, today I went to her house to play, I have to show me a stunt. She asked, "How much does 1 plus 2 equal?" "Whoops!" "1 by 4?" "Whoops!" "9 open squares?" "Whoops!" I was completely stunned by what I saw, how did she do it? She was able to make her husband obediently learn to bark.

12. Go to the park to play! Suddenly indirectly to my dad's phone: Girl! I was kidnapped! It's dark all around! Your mom's phone won't connect! Come and save me, hang up the phone, and I'll run home in two lines of tears! Talk to my mother about it! She said quietly: Leave him alone! Drink in person! The anti-lock of the washroom can't come out! Turn off the lights yourself! forehead....... My dad had such a great time!

13. One day, the teacher asked a classmate, "Have you taken the medicine to enhance your memory now?" The classmate said busily: "Eat, eat!" The teacher asked, "What medicine is it?" "Oops! Forgot!! The classmate scratched his head and said embarrassedly!

14, Dad is a kind person, never hit me. One time I really made him angry and beat me up. The old mother on the side suddenly said: Husband, you beat people like a mighty way! As a result, Dad had to be mighty once every three to five.

15, the company dinner, with nephews to go to KTV together! Then the boss called a few little sisters! After the scene, the nephew mysteriously gave me a small note, and then said: This is the WeChat signal of those sisters! My eyes lit up as soon as I heard it, and I boasted: It is worthy of my eldest nephew, hurry up and take it! Who knew that the nephew snatched the note and said: A WeChat signal for five dollars...