1. A woman ate noodles at the Guangxi Railway Station, and when she checked out, she found that a bowl of noodles cost 1,000 yuan, so the woman did not hesitate to call the police, and after calling the police, she found that the bowl of noodles was really worth 1,000 yuan. It turned out that the owner had found that when a man and a woman were eating noodles, the man's look was not quite right, so he asked for 1,000 yuan a bowl of noodles, which was expensive, and the woman certainly couldn't bear to call the police. As a result, the man listened. Frightened, he immediately ran away. Because he is engaged in pyramid schemes. In this way, women will avoid being deceived by pyramid schemes.
2. Today, my parents worked overtime in the unit, and my brother also abandoned me to go to my buddies to drink, and I was ready to steam some rice to eat by myself. Because the technology is not in place, the result is that the rice cooker is broken, which can be dead... In the evening, the old brother was sent back by his friend, and he lay on the window and wanted to vomit. Sensible, I quickly took something for him, and I hurried back to my room to sleep. When my parents came back, I heard my mother teaching my brother: You stinky boy can go out and get drunk, and actually spit in the rice cooker! ay...... Finally can rest assured that you can get a good night's sleep.......
3. Grandpa was alcoholic, drank until midnight alcoholism, and was taken to the hospital. The doctor persuaded him not to drink when he was older, and gave him an experiment. A bottle of wine and a bottle of mineral water were put into a bug, and the worm in the bottle was dead, while the water bottle was still struggling. The doctor said, "Do you see?" At this time, Grandpa said: "Understand, drinking alcohol can not only sandworms, but also sand fungus, and the body is better!" ”
4. Reading junior high school, like to be naughty, often tease the female students in the class, there is a self-study class, homework is done, suddenly idle nothing to do, just sit on the seat to play with the hair of the female classmates at the front table, at this time, found that the female classmates remember a knotted rope behind the neck, they casually pulled the rope head. As a result, the female classmate at the front desk immediately held the rope with her hand, and then turned her head to stare at me, her face instantly turned red, and said to me: Why are you like this, I told the teacher to go. Then I ran out, and after a while, the teacher called me to the door of the classroom, educated me, and apologized to the female classmates. Every time I think about it, I am very excited??
5. My cousin is a highly talented student at Nankai University, and he is still single, which can make my aunt anxious. So my aunt called at night to say that my cousin didn't have a girlfriend yet, and I was worried about her. My mother gave an idea and said, "Now girls like pets, you let him buy a dog to raise, often go to the bend, maybe one day he can take home a daughter-in-law." "My aunt thought it was right, and she also liked dogs, so she had to let my cousin buy a dog!" My cousin bought the dog back, and my aunt came to my house and said, "That Tibetan mastiff is too scary!" ”
6. Dad took the $20 from my piggy bank to buy a big lotto and won the jackpot of 146 million. After the bonus arrived, my father gave me the Baojun 730 that had been open for 5 years, and he went to the 4s store to pick up a Maybach. Early this morning, my parents went to the 4S shop to pick up the car. They told me to go to a wedding reception for them after work. After work, hurry home to change clothes. Just out of the house, the neighbor's 5-year-old Xiao Zhengtai, dressed in a handsome suit, said to me: "When I grow up, you will be my daughter-in-law!" In the future, I will accompany you to participate in these important occasions, you can't hook up with others, and you can't eat fat! ”
7. When I am fine, I love to listen to songs to pass the time, which is a habit I developed when I learned to draw. Once my mother was very strange and asked me: Why do you have to listen to songs when you write your homework? I said to my mother: When you watch a TV series, won't the protagonist always have BMG? My mother suddenly realized: Is it the kind of scene where someone is bound to receive a bento when the music is played? I haven't heard a song since I write my homework...
8. Wandering around the park, I saw a young woman's dog bite an uncle's leg. The woman took out 30 yuan from her small bag and proudly said to the uncle: My dog has been vaccinated. Your injuries are not serious, this money you buy some food! The uncle said calmly: Oh? No need for needles? Then you let my dog take a bite, and my family has been vaccinated! The uncle beckoned, and a husky rushed over. The woman's face changed suddenly.
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