1. The brother-in-law went out to buy cigarettes, and his Huawei P40pro mobile phone landed at home. Suddenly there was a phone call coming, I looked at the display "10010", I didn't think much about it, just hung up!? Passed

1. The brother-in-law went out to buy cigarettes, and his Huawei P40pro phone was left at home. Suddenly there was a phone call coming, I looked at the display "10010", I didn't think much about it, just hung up!? After a while, a text message came, and the sender was exactly 10010: "Why don't you answer the phone?" My heart was very worried, and the jewel made God send a call back. On the other side of the phone came my niece's familiar voice: "Dad, why don't you answer my phone?" My living expenses are gone, you hurry up and call me!?" I instantly understood what 10010 meant.

2. Shopping with her boyfriend and seeing a woman with a big belly, the woman rushes up and slaps her boyfriend! Seeing this situation and not understanding anything, I immediately threw off my boyfriend's hand and left! The boyfriend's voice came from behind him: "Honey, you listen to my explanation!" The woman shouted: "I don't listen I don't listen I don't listen..." My pace suddenly sped up a lot, running and running suddenly felt something was wrong, only to find that he was chasing me, leaving the woman with a big belly standing there with an embarrassed face...

3. Qianqian likes to turn out some, worn-out clothes to make insoles. These two days do not know how, the family's torn clothes have all been cut by Qianqian, made a lot of insoles, on this Qianqian is not satisfied. Her husband just bought a fleece pajamas, and when she was eating, Qianqian wiped her husband's pajamas, and Qianqian said while wiping: If this material is made into an insoles, it will feel warm. The next day Qianqian went all over the house looking for scissors.

4. In the past, there were occasional bumps with my mother-in-law. Once, my mother-in-law and I quarreled over some small things, and my husband couldn't see it, so he came up and yelled at me. The mother-in-law came forward and slapped her husband: We women quarrel, do you want to talk more? Then, the mother-in-law turned to me and said, "Let's go on, leave him alone!" Leave him alone! I couldn't help but laugh!

5. When I was working in the company, I suddenly felt a stomachache, and the small company did not have a toilet, so I had to go out and find a public toilet. After solving the problem, I didn't bring paper, and called the best brother jianghu to save the emergency. The buddy was silent for a moment and said: You send me a location, I will find a way. Half an hour later, a voice came from outside the toilet: Please ask Mr. Li which squatting position, your takeaway arrived and added a pack of napkins.

6. I bought a husky for 50,000 yuan and proudly showed it off to my friends today. Friend asked: What is the name of Erha? Me: I wanted to name My Erha Xu Kun, and my mother said that it was dirty and disagreed, but I eventually gave it that name. Friend asked: So your mother didn't scold you? Me: Of course, scolded me, saying that this name is a great insult to Erha.

7. After resigning from the company, go to a company to interview for a sales position, and the previous ones are successfully passed. The last level, the boss gave us a report, all in English, I don't know anything about English, but I am very eager for this job, just blindly read, and then the boss looked at me with a puzzled face, I thought he would not, just more confidently blind, and then also added a variety of their own understanding, and finally the boss spoke: "To do sales, you need this kind of faceless spirit, come to work tomorrow!" ”

8. During the New Year, I drive Bentley to take my wife and son to a friend's house for dinner. When our family first arrived, we had a good chat. Unexpectedly, my brother suddenly stuffed a red envelope of five thousand yuan for my son! I saw it and immediately refused! After a push and shove, the brother gasped and said: Why don't you give the child some pressure money? Me: You have three children, I can't afford it. "

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