1, there is a young woman in the unit, divorced for two years, I thought about whether I could chase her in hand, one night I went directly to her house. She was having dinner alone, and when she saw me, she smiled and asked

1, there is a young woman in the unit, divorced for two years, I thought about whether I could chase her in hand, one night I went directly to her house. She was eating dinner alone, and when she saw me, she smiled and asked, can you have some wine? I said that I can drink a little, but it is the amount of three or two. She smiled and said, that's much better than me, and I'll have a drink. I smiled and said, then the two of us who can't drink well are drinking together, and it won't be long before we get drunk. She didn't care, she said, get drunk! As a result, before the bottle of liquor was finished, we couldn't do it. Two red clouds rose from her cheeks, and her eyes were confused, as if there were two pools of wine hidden inside. I also don't have the old reservedness and Sven, I looked at her directly and said, I like you for a long time, would you like to be my girlfriend? You give me a word. She shook her head and said, I don't want to be your girlfriend. I was extremely disappointed to hear that. Shaky ready to leave. But she grabbed me and said, I'm going to be your wife.

2. When the college students gathered, there was a girl on the whole table, which was a little embarrassing. Then I saw the atmosphere cold and said: Oh, I haven't seen the beautiful for a long time! The other one listened to it and said directly: That's not it, the female eldest eighteen changes, the more it changes, the better it looks! The female classmate was blushing, and a single buddy suddenly said incomprehensibly: Blindly, sun wukong seventy-two changes are not still monkeys?

3, when I was young and ignorant, I was the most stupid and the most lovely, and one day my aunt came to my house as a guest. My mother asked me to pour tea for my aunt, and I poured the cup into my uncle's hand. Accidentally spilled water on my aunt's pants. After apologizing. Mom said there was too little water. Let me pour a little more. Then I poured the remaining half glass of water on my aunt's pants. To be able to live until now shows that I am biological.

4, uncle is a contract foreman, a rush to the project has been more than half a year, the money can not be obtained. That boss pushes tomorrow today, tomorrow next month. When I came to the door again yesterday to get money, it was still the same old saying that I would only have money next month. Uncle Da couldn't bear it any longer, and the small universe erupted and punched it with his fist! The boss lost two teeth on the spot, and the uncle had to compensate the family for 3,000 yuan afterwards. Uncle Da said particularly calmly: "I don't have any money, this money will be deducted from the project money, beat you once to lose 3000, I can also beat you more than 30 times, tomorrow I will come again!" "When I went over today, the boss just took out the money.

5. My mother-in-law is only 13 years older than me, and my father-in-law divorced and married after the demolition. Today at noon, the mother-in-law threw away the mobile phone and then went back to the bedroom. I wondered what kind of anger she was, secretly wiped her mobile phone over, and saw the chat interface with her father-in-law... Mother-in-law: "Handsome man, do you want to go home for dinner at noon?" Father-in-law: "Back." Mother-in-law: "Don't eat in the canteen?" I came back because I thought about it (smiley face)" Father-in-law: "You have something to think about, I want to go back and play with my little son!" ”

6. Colleagues in the unit in the afternoon said that they had to deal with it in the unit again in the evening. Me: "What's going on?" Colleague: "I was caught smoking at home by my wife." I took his hand and said, "Come to my house when you want to smoke!" Colleague: "Your lover doesn't care about you?" Me: "I only deserve to smoke when my family comes!" ”

7. After getting married, my wife always suspected that there was someone outside me and often investigated me. Tired of playing games at home on this day, I lay down on the window and slept with my head covered. After a while, the wife and her girlfriend returned. The wife wiped the computer host and said: There is still room for warmth, and it should just leave. The girlfriend looked at the ashtray and said: The smoke has not been extinguished. The wife said angrily: It seems that I don't know that I have mixed with the water jewel. At this time I said helplessly: Two Formos, you have not seen whether I have slept.

8, very late at night to leave work, on the subway, the girl next to me should be sleepy, directly poured my shoulder to sleep. I looked at her, smiled slightly, and silently dropped the mineral water a little and ran down my shoulder. Almost standing, I woke her up and said, "I'm sorry to disturb your sleep, but I can't stand this saliva." She looked at me, blushed instantly, quickly apologized, and finally insisted on helping me wash my clothes and left my phone number!

9, and my husband just fell in love, once he rode an electric donkey to send me back, usually ten minutes away this cargo drove for half an hour. I asked him how he drove so slowly, and he said: I want to stay with you for a while! I was touched to kiss him several times, and then talked to him about this matter, he said: At that time, I felt that the back was too heavy, and I couldn't hold my head in the direction, for our safety, we could only open slowly! I destroyed his heart.

10. The house I rented has reached the end of the day, but the charter wife will not let me continue to rent, and I will not agree with how to ask for it. The girl with whom I rented a house said that she could rent half a window for me, and the rent money was half for me and her. I felt that it cost less than before, so I agreed. After living for half a year, the charter wife told me that the girl liked me, but she was embarrassed to tell me, so she begged her not to renew my rent. I went, the girl was really painstaking, but if I agreed, I wouldn't have to pay the whole rent, it was really tangled............

11, my girlfriend made me angry, I pretended to be angry and waited for her to comfort me. She came up to me and said, "Is it okay for me to make you happy with one hand?" As soon as I heard that there was a door, I continued to keep a straight face. And she said, "Can I use both hands?" Not enough, continue to face, she was anxious: "Two hands and a tongue." Seeing that the purpose was achieved, he made a heavy sound of "um". I saw the two goods stand up, put their hands on their cheeks, and stick out their tongues to make a grimace at me

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