1, most of the night, the father helped his son cover the quilt, ready to turn off the lights, but the son suddenly trembled and said: Dad, there is someone under my bed, my father does not believe, lie down to see, there is really a bed under the bed

1, in the middle of the night, the father helped his son cover the quilt, ready to turn off the lights, but the son suddenly trembled and said: Dad, there is someone under my bed, the father does not believe, lie down to see, there is really a boy exactly the same as the son under the bed, the boy is dead tugging on the sleeve of the father, and said in a trembling voice: "Daddy, there is someone in my bed, I am so afraid of ,????? In the end, the father beat the twin sons fiercely!

2, I have a good brother, was borrowed by a classmate for fifty thousand yuan. What I didn't expect was that within a month, this classmate died in a car accident, and now a long time has passed. The brother has not deleted his V letter, and then the business failed, went into debt, and sent him a message on a whim: When can you pay me back? After a while, two words popped up in the message box: Tomorrow. The brother was so frightened that he threw away the mobile phone, and later learned that it was the reply of the classmate's wife!?

3. I grew up with FC games, which taught me how to be human. Super Marie: Success is not about how high you jump, but how far you run. Contra: It's often not the enemy in front of you that stops you, but the black gun behind you! "Snake": It is not the sugar-coated shell that defeats you, but your own growing body, and you are the most powerful enemy. Tetris: Mistakes made accumulate and successes disappear.

4, this morning when I was unwell, so I took a leave of absence to go to the pharmacy to get medicine, there were a lot of people at that time, they were in line, and suddenly felt that someone patted me from behind, so I looked back and found that it was two sisters. One of them smiled at me and said, "I'm sorry, I recognized the wrong person..." I looked back and ignored it, but it seemed to hear one of them say, "Isn't that handsome?" ”

5, Xiaoming's math has been not good, his mother found him a lot of cram classes, but the grades still did not improve. I haven't found the reason. This monthly exam is over, the test scored 58 points, home Dad took a look, silently lit a cigarette, shook his head and said: "Don't say more, next time try, there are still three points to pass." "At that moment, I think I already knew why!

6. Shi Tai met a rich woman worth hundreds of millions of dollars a few days ago, and today she was about to eat hoping that the rich woman could invest 10 million yuan. Fang Zhan prepared a large table of good dishes, and after the wine and dinner were full, it was not early, and Fang Zhan sent the rich woman to take a taxi. Then the rich woman deliberately undressed, and then chatted with Fang Zhan, saying that the clothes purchased online did not look good after being put on. Fang Zhan spoke more directly: "It doesn't look good to look ugly." As soon as he entered the doorman, he tugged at Fang Zhan's collar: "I heard that you have used your hands and feet on people on the road!" "Oh I go, women are really vengeful, ambitious enough in time.......

7, my wife said I wanted to eat braised pork, so I went to the market and bought a 203-pound pig! V letter payment, I just paid to let the boss take a look, the boss is a little busy. After the busy, the boss said: "43 yuan a pound, you gave me 8700 yuan, right?" I replied evilly: "Hmm! Then the boss found 75 yuan for me, and I said: "Boss, I seem to have paid for it by V letter!" The boss came back to his senses at this time and kept saying to those next to him: "This young man is good and honest!" ”

8, I met a young man today who is not strong enough, it is said that the fitness coach is still very arrogant. One day, I was about to go to work when I happened to run into him exercising in the community. People who see me grow up are tall and tall, and they have to practice with me. In less than two minutes, I pressed him to the ground and beat him up. He stood up and cried and said with a sad face: Lao Tzu's body has been healthy for five years, and he was actually beaten by you on the ground. Did I practice broadcast gymnastics for 12 years and I would talk to you? I said dismissively to him: "Hmm, let me tell you today, people with real kung fu are so low-key!?

9, the cousin is more than 30 years old in all aspects of the conditions are good, but is not able to marry out, the aunt is in a hurry. Finally, a while ago, my cousin found a rich and handsome man to marry under the zhang luo of her aunt. On the day of the wedding, they were responsible for blocking the door, and all kinds of difficulties were not to open the door, and the groomsmen joked: "If we don't open the door again, we can leave!" As a result, as soon as she heard this, her aunt rushed up with an arrow, opened the door with them, and said to the crowd of stunned people outside: "Don't go, don't go!" Come on in! Come on in! The cousin looked embarrassed: "Throw me out!" ”

10. Some time ago, I bought a second-hand Wuling Hongguang, and drove directly back to my hometown after passing through the house. On the country road, an old man rode a tricycle in front of him slowly and leisurely. I honked the horn in the back and he ignored it, and I went over to ask him: Uncle, are you deaf? Uncle: What do you say? Me: Oh, it's all right Uncle, you go! Uncle: Good! I:......

11, yesterday the husband worked overtime and did not come back to live. At night, I couldn't sleep, so I took a picture of the lights in the house and sent a circle of friends this morning. Last night without your company, I could only take a trace of the warmth of the light, tossed all night, and my heart and body were exhausted... After a while, my boyfriend called me and said, "You're a loser daughter-in-law, how much does it cost to spend a night with the lights?" ”......

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