1, my girlfriend asked me, she and my mother fell into the water at the same time, who will I save first? I asked her, I and Fu Er Dai at the same time to pursue him, who will she choose? As a result, my girlfriend chose me without hesitation,

1, my girlfriend asked me, she and my mother fell into the water at the same time, who will I save first? I asked her, I and Fu Er Dai at the same time to pursue him, who will she choose? As a result, my girlfriend did not hesitate to choose me, which is also the common sentiment of people, after all, the rich second generation will pursue her, which can only be something that appears in a dream.

2, friends are discussing the little three, despise some, envy some. At this time, someone asked: "If you want to find a little third, what kind of conditions do you have?" Someone replied, "Car, house, gold." At this time, a voice came from the corner: "You must first have a 'wife'." The audience was stunned... Silent.

3. "Do you know how to wear a school uniform tomorrow?" "He called her." Got it..." She was a little impatient, "Mother-in-law's mother-in-law's..." The next day, "You play me!" "She found that no one on campus was wearing a uniform." I just want to wear a couple outfit..." He pointed to his school uniform and smiled very sunnyly.

4, moving, a bunch of belongings is a headache, ready to call the moving company, but the girlfriend pressed my hand and said: I will deal with it. She took a few photos of the family, then sent a circle of friends, entered the text: a person moved, there are several trips, exhausted me. After a while, she kept calling, and many enthusiastic boys expressed their willingness to come and help. I:???

5, out of the Internet café is already 2 a.m., I walked on the dark path, take a closer look, there is a long-haired beauty in front, we all walk very slowly. At that time, there was no one on that road except the two of us. After walking for about ten minutes, the beauty's pace became slower and slower, and then she couldn't help it, turned back to me and said, "Excuse me, if you don't start again, I'll be home!" "How come there are so many narcissistic people lately?

6, the village with the same surname uncle, when he was young, his temper was called a fiery temper, and he beat his son at both ends for three days, so that his son once suspected that he was not his own child. Such an explosive person, after having a granddaughter, but the granddaughter is not like a look. The granddaughter went to kindergarten on her first day, across a wall, and the granddaughter cried inside, and he wiped his tears outside.

7, just got engaged during that time, my wife pulled me into the group. There were only five people inside. I, the old man, the mother-in-law, her and the sister-in-law. At that time, the mother-in-law said: "Welcome, in the future, the five of us will be a family." The next day, the four of them built another group. Is it a dowry issue?

8, just received a call from the female boss, telling me to go to her house immediately, 100,000 urgent. After hanging up the phone, I rushed over on a small donkey in a hurry. After arriving at the landlady's house, the landlady: Said that a person was bored at home, so asked you to come over and play poker together. I was a little angry after listening to it, and called me over from afar, and actually just asked me to play cards.

9, the father-in-law was hit by a Porsche Palmera into a vegetative person, the owner of the car compensation of 5 million yuan. After receiving the compensation, I took my son to Ma'erdev for a week's vacation. My husband is at home alone, and when I came back today, I went to the balcony to clean up. Aunt Meng asked, "Girl, did you move in today?" No woman in the family can't do it! I looked confused and asked strangely, "Auntie, you don't know me anymore?" I am the hostess of this house! The old lady was a little embarrassed and said, "I'm sorry, I recognized the wrong person!" "After My mother left, the more I thought about it, the more wrong it became!"

10. The father-in-law had a heart attack and unfortunately died when he went to the hospital for surgery, leaving a 5 million inheritance. I managed to snatch the money from my mother-in-law's hand and set up a villa with a sea view. I was afraid to live alone in such a big house, so I took my brother-in-law, who had just graduated from college, to my house. The little uncle has a big grin and is a second-class commodity. One day he got up very early, half-dreaming and half-awake with toothpaste and preparing to brush his teeth. I glanced at him and said, "Yo, get up so early to wash your hair!" The little uncle nodded and directly squeezed the toothpaste on his head to wash his hair.

11, the company has a beautiful female colleague, recently because of the divorce mood is very low. In order to comfort the female colleague, yesterday I went to the bar with her to drink and chat, and after drinking, I was also drunk. The female colleague said that she was timid at night and wanted me to be her companion. I slapped her in the face after I listened, and then I left, leaving her there alone, and she must have wanted to steal the two hundred dollars in my pocket while I was asleep. I thought to myself: I really didn't expect her to be this kind of person, everyone said I was doing the right thing, right?

12, and my wife has been married for almost a year, ready to have children, I lament how expensive milk powder is, it is still very unsafe. The wife said a super classic sentence: After you drink the left side, the baby drinks the right side. I eat alone, and our whole family is not hungry.

13, the beginning of the school for a new chemistry teacher, everyone waited with anticipation for ten minutes, the teacher has not yet arrived, so decided to go over the wall out of the school Internet café to play games, only to see that there is only one person in the dilapidated Internet café, so go up to talk: Buddy, also come out to play ah. Answer: Yeah. Then chatting and suddenly finding out that he was also skipping chemistry class, he asked: You also hate chemistry, and he calmly replied: The salary is too small to teach.

14, the boss said two days ago to recruit a PS artist, I think this person has good conditions, people are also beautiful. Isn't that the one who came to the interview this morning? Has been admitted. Are you sure it's a person? The gap between me and the photo is too big, right? Doesn't this show that she is highly skilled?