1. Why is it not easy for snoring people to wake themselves up? For example, people who are afraid of itching can't stand the tickles of others, but they scratch themselves but don't feel it, why? Because in the center to the muscles to transmit movement

1. Why is it not easy for snoring people to wake themselves up? For example, people who are afraid of itching can't stand the tickles of others, but they scratch themselves but don't feel it, why? Because when the center transmits action signals to the muscles, a copy of the signal is also produced, which is compared by the comparator with the signals of the sensory system, and if consistent, the effects are offset. This makes you wary of changes in your movements, which reduces your reactions to your actions. The same is true of snoring. In addition, snoring often occurs during the deep stage of sleep, and at this stage, people are the least likely to be woken up.

2, one of my friends failed in business and committed suicide by throwing himself into the sea, and was beaten back by the big waves. Afterwards he sat on the shore and called me. He said, "Brother, God won't let me die." "Huh?" (I didn't wake up at the time)" Anyway, I decided to live well. "What?" (I was half dreaming and half awake) Snapped, the phone hung up. A few years have passed and I ask him now how he is, and he will not be embarrassed about everything he has done in the past. It will only tell me that it is the best asset of my life.

3, Zhou Wei, see the boyfriend's room is very messy, me: you see your room is messy, clean it up. Him: A week without a break is a break, can cleaning up the room still be a rest? Me: Oh, then why don't you clean up when you don't rest? Him: When I don't rest, I have time to clean up! I......

4, when my home is renovated, the downstairs neighbor Uncle came up to me to find me, "Can you tell me the specific time of your home decoration?" "I" can, sorry to affect you. "Uncle" I want to practice erhu and give me a cover when your house is renovating, so that I will not be complained about by neighbors. ”

5, is working overtime, there are shooting stars outside the window across the night sky, I shouted three times in a row: "Promotion and salary increase, promotion and salary increase, promotion and salary increase!" The lady boss smiled slightly: "Meteors are like girls, when you make a wish to her, she will also talk to you." Me: "Oh? What will she tell me? Hostess: "She will say: I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!"

6. When we were in biology class today, the teacher asked us if the number of cells after division was doubled? The first classmate said not to double, the second classmate also said not to double, when it was the turn of the third classmate, his table mate woke him up, and then my strange classmate immediately stood up and said: Grab the landlord!

7, my cousin is an old bachelor, he did not have a wife when he was 39 years old, and later the matchmaker introduced a pregnant. The cousin said he didn't mind, and the two got married. Later, when the child fell ill, when the blood was drawn and tested, it was found that the child's blood type was the same as that of the cousin. Further DNA testing revealed that she was her cousin's biological child! The cousin was confused at once, and the others were even more confused...

8, when I was in school, one day I was in the dormitory ready to change my pants, just took off the pants belt, but unexpectedly came in a few female students, no way, I had to carry my pants to the next dormitory. I was about to unbutton when a few more female students came in, and there was no way, so I had to carry my pants to the door of the next dormitory. Because I was holding my pants in both hands and I was in a hurry, I had to kick open the dormitory door and shout, "Is there a woman inside?" Are there any women? "I saw a whole bunch of girls sitting in the room, looking at me in horror...

9, after eating, my wife urged me to brush my teeth and wash my face, but I suddenly became addicted to smoking and hid on the balcony. When I got to the balcony, I found that there was no lighter in my pocket. After watching the cold wind whistling outside, after making up my mind for an hour, I finally took 1 yuan and walked 15 minutes to the nearest store to buy a lighter. But the smoke forgot to bring, ran home at the speed of the wind and found that the lighter had fallen on the road! After another half an hour of determination, I went out to look for it, but I didn't look for it, the store was closed, I went home depressed and irritable, and finally fell asleep in the early hours of the morning. Waking up in the morning, I suddenly saw my wife walking into the kitchen gracefully, and with a twist of the switch, the red flame rose in the gas stove...

10, and daughter-in-law talked about love for a year, during the New Year's Holiday to her mother's house, will be with her parents, her brother, play mahjong. Every time, I would lose money to them, not much, lose more than a hundred dollars, a year, lose more than a thousand intermittently. Three days after getting married, I went back to my daughter-in-law and played mahjong as usual, and on that day I was super strong, and after I left, I won more than two thousand. I only heard my mother-in-law muttering: "Special, this boy put a long line to catch big fish."

11, the cause of the epidemic did not go home last year, I thought about going back early this year. As soon as I got off the bus and left the station, I looked at the unfamiliar buildings and couldn't help but sigh in my heart: now the development of the city is also too fast, and there have been earth-shaking changes in just one year! After a few miles of walking, sleeper! The next wrong station...

12, the weekend and husband at the girlfriend's house dinner, looking at the girlfriend's baby is so pleasing, just with the husband said: "Husband, I also want a little baby..." The husband said: "Then you adjust the body for a period of time, we want it again" I said: "I don't, just want today!" The husband did not speak, at this time the girlfriend husband received: "Or, you two go to my bedroom now to ask for it first?" "I...

13, sitting on the subway, a boy next to me reminded me: "Your shoelaces are open." "Since the carriage was crowded and the laces were not long, I said, "I'll tie it in a minute." "The car drove two stops, during which the boy kept looking sideways at me from time to time. At the third stop, the boy finally couldn't help but say to me, "Can you tie it?" It's so uncomfortable to watch..."

14, because of the birth of two daughters, by relatives ridiculed and felt faceless, Quanzhou Yong yong after drinking, actually took a knife to cut off his own life. When the family sent Ah Yong and "Life Root" to the hospital, Ah Yong, who had already made up his mind, kept shouting "I will not answer". After the operation, Ah Yong's condition has been relatively stable, and the doctor said that he can recover and will not affect his life. What do you want to say?