1. After work, I invited my female colleague to dinner, and she said that a friend also came over, and I thought that I was not bad for that person's meal money, so I said come. It turned out to be a man, and I was a little angry.

1. After work, I invited my female colleague to dinner, and she said that a friend also came over, and I thought that I was not bad for that person's meal money, so I said come. It turned out to be a man, I was a little angry at the time, but for the sake of our friendship, I didn't say anything, but I always felt that her relationship with the man was not ordinary, since the man came, I held her hand and she refused. When the man went to the bathroom, she said to me, "Brother, pay attention, that's my husband!" "I said okay. Then I ordered a lot of seafood and I said, "Have a good meal today!" The female colleague said, "You, you really love Ya and Wu, and be so good to him!" As I ate, I said, "Mainly I love to eat!" Halfway through the meal, I got up and called the waiter aside alone, gave him a tip of 100, and then asked him to help me with something, and he happily agreed. The seafood dinner is delicious, I really love to eat, a waiter will come over to the female colleague and say: "Miss, let your husband check out!" ”

The female colleague looked at me as if asking for help, and I ignored it. The waiter looked at me and said, "Brother, you're the lady's husband, right?" To you..." Before he could finish speaking, the husband of the female colleague was angry: "What kind of eyes do you have....I, it's me, I'm her husband!" Then, he rushed to check out, a total of 6983 yuan. When I went back, my female colleague glanced at me, and I whispered, "He's here too, how can I steal his limelight, right?" The female colleague thought about it and nodded! Looking at her relieved look, I suddenly had doubts about her intelligence, so stupid, why didn't I want it?

2. At the end of the month, the general meeting was held, and our president was guiding the work in front, and he was talking, and suddenly stopped. Then he yelled, "Xiao Li, if you don't want to hear it, go out, don't play with your phone there all the time." Xiao Li replied with a blank face: "I didn't." President: "What do you mean by explaining what your circle of friends sent and opened to listen to the monk chanting?" ”

3. In the morning, my boyfriend and I came out of the movie theater after watching the movie, and watched the men slowly move forward with their other half's waist, which was envious. Then I glanced at the one next to me and asked him: Can't you also put your arms around my waist and be romantic? The husband calmly asked: Where is your waist? I didn't say angrily: the finest part of the body! As a result, my husband looked at me and without hesitation put his hand around my neck! d

4. The girlfriend's mouth is never idle, except for eating is counting me. This is not, into the winter, she bought a few boxes of walnuts from the origin of walnuts, which is called: idle in winter, there is nothing to eat walnuts to pass the time and replenish the brain, in one fell swoop. Walnuts had been eaten for more than half a month, and this morning, just this morning, she poured the rice directly into the rice cooker, and the pot liner was on the side. My girlfriend shouted, I rushed to the kitchen, saw a wet scene, and said to my girlfriend: This is the result of your brain patching? My girlfriend actually said to me unconvincingly: Yes, I am enlightened, why is it that I cook every day?

5. Girlfriend when the anchor met a rich second generation, last night the rich second generation asked the girlfriend to go to dinner. My girlfriend said she was embarrassed and had to pull me along with her. After meeting, I feel good, the rich second generation looks quite handsome, and the girlfriend looks at it at a glance. Fu Er Dai said to his girlfriend: You look so good on your skin today! I listened and said: Can it be bad? I'm running out of my box of talc!

6. The sister-in-law of the old family in Hangzhou is a particularly gentle person, and the eldest nephew is spoiled by her and is particularly naughty. At lunchtime, my nephew had been making trouble at the dinner table. In order to show off her power as a parent in front of her sister-in-law, the mother directly dragged her nephew into the room to beat her. Before the nephew came out two seconds later, the sister-in-law asked in surprise, "Son, how can it be so fast?" The nephew replied: "Grandma took off my pants to beat my P shares, see that my P shares have no meat, and put my pants on me again!" ”

7. The senior math teacher in my freshman year used to teach accounting, and I don't know why I taught us the computer department. The teacher's lectures are very rigid, and we don't like to listen. In his sophomore year, he transferred to accounting, and it happened that a female classmate in our department also transferred to the accounting class. Once in class, the teacher asked the female classmate to answer a math problem, but she couldn't answer it. Then the teacher took the risk of saying: Who taught you math before, so bad!

8. Recently planned to buy a car, tomorrow I will ask my brother to go to the auto show together. As a result, I fell in love with a female car model at first sight, and the relationship was asked for her contact information. After a few days of talking, we established a relationship and moved in together. When we were first together, I would wake her up every morning by kissing her gently. And my girlfriend will also say to me very sweetly: Honey, you are so good, you will be like this every day in the future. Now we have been married for more than 3 years and when we woke up this morning, I kissed her. As a result, she directly slapped me and scolded: Roll! Kiss me in the morning without brushing your teeth!

9. When I was in high school, I was addicted to novels, and my grades fell particularly badly. When I took the college entrance examination, I was really as famous as I thought, so I went to a specialty. After graduation, he went to work in Xiaomi Industrial Park. I heard that the owner's daughter was particularly beautiful, and I was always curious about her appearance. Later, when I saw that it was so, there was a pair of big long legs!! Later I asked for her contact information and greeted her all day. She sent me a family portrait from her childhood family and said that if she could guess which one was her, she would agree to be with me. So, I excitedly guessed several times without guessing correctly!! She said disappointedly: It seems that the two of us are not lucky, I was in my mother's belly at that time, so obvious you can't see it!!

10. My son grew up soon, and I decided to accompany my son with the whole family to take pictures and take a family portrait by the way. At 2:30 p.m. on the old convention, the son went to cry all the time. The three outfits down are all kinds of crying to the point of collapse. Our family of three tossed so far away that they didn't bother to make up for the next time, and then they simply chose to cry and have a special good. No wonder as soon as you enter the door, it is a super funny photo of the son of the boss's mother's family crying, probably to give us a demonstration...

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