1. When I was in high school, I walked around the school at noon one day, walked to the downstairs of the principal's dormitory, and saw a boy smoking, and there was a girl standing next to him. Then the headmaster came down and saw the boy sucking

1. When I was in high school, I walked around the school at noon one day, walked to the downstairs of the principal's dormitory, and saw a boy smoking, and there was a girl standing next to him. At this time, the principal came down, saw the boy smoking, and taught him: "Little student, smoking is harmful to health." Then the girl echoed next to him: "Well, principal, you are going to help me educate him, I can't take care of him anymore." ”

2, with me to test the driver's license, there is a female student is a primary school teacher, slow to learn, do not open the trick, the coach used any tricks, she still will not open, the coach is powerless to spit out: "I teach you a, teach them a group, really tired and angry to death me!" When the teachers are accustomed to training people, they can't adapt to being trained, and they push back on the spot: "What are you fierce, what is your skill!" "The result..... The result is that the coach gets out of the car to rest and chat with others. She is left alone in the wind, so regret it, don't compete with the coach. In a hurry to give you a strike.

3, today to go to the driving school to learn to drive, on the road encountered a duck crossing the road, the instructor asked the driving student: "What to do if you encounter this situation?" The student replied: "Before I got my driver's license, I slowed down and downgraded to avoid the ducks." Coach: "After getting your driver's license, you whispered?" Cadet: "Roll over, pick it up, take it back, grill!"

4. Xiaomei practices diving under the guidance of the coach. Coach: "Xiaomei, you should lose weight, you know?" Xiaomei: "Knowing the coach, if you are too fat, there are more splashes and you can't get high scores." Coach: "That's not the main thing, the main thing is that you've broken five springboards this week!" Xiaomei: "..."

5, the driving school coach often said to his students: "In the future, you must not hit expensive cars, such as Mercedes-Benz, BMW, you can't afford to lose." One day, his students asked him curiously, "Coach, what car are you most afraid of hitting?" The coach looked at him, lit a cigarette, and said with a lonely look: "Wuling Hongguang" "Why?" Wuling Hongguang is not expensive. The coach smoked a hand and said, "Because you never know how many people will come down and hit you."

6. The wife is 5 months pregnant, and the husband has new troubles. The husband said: Can you please stop playing music? Is it fun to wear headphones on your big belly? Wife: You know what, this is called prenatal education! Husband: Does prenatal education only put "Only Mother in the World Is Good"? You're called brainwashing!

7, learn to drive a cold joke: teasing than learning to drive a girl, colleagues learned to go on the road a few days ago, the coach told her to step on the accelerator. She fished her foot underneath for half a day without stepping on it, and blurted out: "Where is the oil?" Where is the oil? The coach was happy: "In the supermarket, there is vegetable oil, peanut oil, what kind of?" ”

8. Remember that a few of our students got a WeChat group before taking the driver's license. Just talk about the experience of practicing cars inside. As a result, one of the trainees said that he was too angry. Let's just say that one day you will get your driver's license. The coach will be beaten into a dog. As a result, I didn't see him the next day after practicing. Forgot to tell him. The coach is also in the group.

9, Zhou Botong saw that Guo Jing was sullen and unhappy, and asked, Silly brother, can I teach you the art of left and right fighting? Without waiting for Guo Jing to answer, he took care of himself and practiced. Guo Jing was surprised: "The eldest brother taught me!" Zhou Botong taught for three hours, and Guo Jing did not know how to do it, saying: "Guo Jing is stupid, and the eldest brother is slower." Zhou Botong said while practicing: "Follow me, a slow motion for the left hand and a slow motion for the left hand, and a slow motion replay for the left hand..."

10. Let me introduce my organization: Islam ~ ~ Islam: Islam is a branch of the world's largest religion, Sleep Church, with more than a billion followers all over the world. Huijiao is further divided into left-sided lying teaching, right lying teaching, back teaching and lying teaching. The Ritual of Islam is relatively simple, and believers usually press or throw away the alarm clock in the morning after hearing the alarm clock, and pray a prayer: the last five minutes. Then continue to sleep casually. The religion's belief is: Never... No... rise... bed.

11, Dad is a contract foreman, the culture is not high, especially like to blow water with people. Once, my sister, who had been studying for five years, wanted to hold a parent-teacher conference, and my father went and was invited by the teacher to speak on the podium. Dad talked about educational methods for half an hour, but he was mighty. Later, I was in the first grade, still the teacher, and my father refused to go to the parent-teacher conference. Asked why, Dad said, "Last time the bull blew up." ”

12, a classmate went to the nursing home to learn Lei Feng, took a sixty-year-old uncle to the toilet, the uncle trembled and undid his pants, and said to him: Come and help him. He hurried over to help, and afterwards, Uncle taught his classmates: Next time you let me help, you can help me, and I will help myself...

13, the new manager took office, the secretary took the local education fund report for the leader to sign, the leader looked: "Why so much education funds, education is really so important?" Secretary: "Leader, education is not important, I will give you an example" Leader: "What example?" ”

14, my cousin was promoted, so I was called to go to dinner with my wife! Because I was happy to have a few more drinks, my cousin suddenly asked me: Cousin, your daughter-in-law looks so beautiful, how did you catch up with it? Teach me, I don't have a girlfriend until now! I took a sip of wine: bold and careful, no face, stalking and willing to spend money! Just when I was talking about the dragon flying phoenix dance, I was actually splashed with a cup of cold water by my daughter-in-law, and I was awake at that time!