Chinese New Year's Eve and invited my brother and sister-in-law's family of three to come to my house for Chinese New Year's Eve meal. Niece Chinese New Year's Eve, unmarried and no boyfriend, a full academic bully, graduated from the top three universities in Shanghai,

Chinese New Year's Eve and invited my brother and sister-in-law's family of three to come to my house for Chinese New Year's Eve meal. Niece Chinese New Year's Eve, unmarried and no boyfriend, a full bully, graduated from the top three universities in Shanghai, remember that she scored 146 points in mathematics in the college entrance examination, and only lost points on a multiple choice question. He studied biopharmaceuticals at university and is now working for a pharmaceutical company in Shanghai.

Niece since the call into the house, the mobile phone does not leave the hand, my wife and I prepared a rich dinner, the niece head did not look up and continue to play her mobile phone, think that she is also addicted to mobile phones, did not blame her, now the children are like this, but the sister-in-law to help set the dishes, can plug hands.

Dinner began, called three or four times, the niece's ass finally moved from the sofa to the chair of the dining table, but the mobile phone was still in her hand, and when everyone raised a glass and said words of blessing, only she stared directly at the phone, and the wine glass was not lifted. After dinner for a quarter of an hour, she actually started playing a game with her mobile phone in both hands. She can eat a few bites of the dish in front of her, and if she can't reach it, her sister-in-law has become a porter of nature.

After all, it was the Big New Year's Day, so I joked: "Big niece, let's make a rule today, eat time, who looks at the mobile phone who washes the dishes!" (I really laughed, joked, and didn't really want her to wash the dishes)

My voice just dropped, this bully reacted quickly, the bowl and chopsticks pushed, said not to eat, directly sat back on the sofa to continue playing mobile phone.

Although I have also seen someone in the world, this time I did not play cards according to the routine for my niece, and I was caught off guard, and my whole head was full of sweat. The wife is a senior personnel manager, hurriedly playing the round field: "Big niece, your uncle is not serious, always joking, don't be the same as him!" ”

The sister-in-law was also dumbfounded, but quickly reacted: "Tingzi, you are not good like this!" ”

I was stunned for thirty seconds before I was relieved, afraid that my brother and sister-in-law would be angry and my niece would slam the door again (she did it), and this year would not be able to pass, there would be no way to end. I quickly went to the couch, dragged my niece back to the table, and apologized while dragging back: "Uncle is wrong, the eldest New Year's Day, you should not provoke the child to be angry!" (Fortunately, she returned to the table, and the atmosphere was awkward for a long time before it eased up.)

Sent away their family of three, the wife commented: "High IQ, low emotional intelligence, no wonder Tingzi always changes jobs, and each company is not satisfied, the salary is just over 10,000, the workplace encountered similar situations, not good hard steel, to be witty to resolve, for example, uncle, today's New Year's Day, after eating you rest, I am here to wash the dishes!" ”

Don't complain about the child, it's my mouth that owes, do you have a niece of the same money in your family?