1. Enter the elevator and press the tenth floor. A beautiful woman came up to close the door, and she pressed the 23456789 floor. I said, "Excuse me, what are you?" "She's a thief

1. Enter the elevator and press the tenth floor. A beautiful woman came up to close the door, and she pressed the 23456789 floor. I said, "Excuse me, what are you?" She smiled thiefly, "I can't let you guess how many floors I'm going to." Wait for her to come down from the seventh floor! I looked at her slim back and sighed: Very beautiful girl is not high IQ!

2. Today the school sent us books for reading outside of class, and the teacher found that there were 2 more sets of books. He asked, "Students, who of you have failed to read a book, please raise your hand?" More than a dozen students raised their hands one after another. The teacher wondered, "I have two more sets here, have you not been able to do it?" A classmate in front of me said, "Teacher, my grandmother is my father's son, my uncle." ”?

3. The Chinese teacher took maternity leave, and it was half a year after leaving, so the class also changed a new teacher. The new arrival was also a female teacher, very beautiful and gentle, and never lost her temper with her students. When I was in class this day, Qiang Qiang kept smiling at the female boss below. The teacher asked him angrily: Qiang Qiang, why do you keep smiling at me? Qiang Qiang: Report to the teacher because I have a cold. The teacher asked with concern: Have you been laughing and taking medicine since you got a cold? Qiang Qiang: I just took the medicine to laugh. Teacher: Why? Qiang Qiang: I read the advertisement above, the effect of the drug all day.

4. The last time I took a taxi to find a friend, I got into a taxi and chatted with the driver. As a result, because of the disagreement, I directly quarreled with him for two sentences. Just then, I received a WeChat message from my girlfriend, who was angry with me for a small matter. So I pointed at my phone and sent a voice: "Baby, I'm wrong, don't be angry, I love you." "What are you talking about?" The taxi master said busily.

5. In the past two years in the northeast to go to college, my mother called a few days ago and said that she bought me a very warm coat and sent it to me. I was happy in my heart, and I spent hundreds of pieces with pants and boots according to the standard of cashmere coats. Yesterday the clothes arrived, and in my broken eyes I could only say that I had not seen such a colored military coat for many years.

6. During the holidays, my parents needed to work and didn't have time to take care of me, so they sent me to my grandmother's house in the countryside. My grandfather had a bad temper and was very grumpy, and when he rested, everyone didn't dare to make a move. I remember one day, Wai Gong was taking a nap, and I was writing my homework with my little cousin on the table next to me. Writing and writing, the two of us fought, and no one dared to say anything the whole time... Finally, the little cousin couldn't help it, ran to the door, and cried twice. Wipe a tear, come back and fight with me.

7. My brother- and family are engaged in real estate business, and the conditions at home are very superior. From time to time, Brother Ren was arranged by his family to study abroad, and he bought a fur coat abroad and asked me how to identify the true and false. We opened the video and she showed off to me. I said: You light it with a lighter and smell it, and the smell of burning hair is real. After a while, a scream came from the other end of the video. As a result, she ordered a whole piece, am I in trouble?

8. Walk out of the bar in a trance, because I don't know where the car is going and sit on it. On the bus, I saw a 20-year-old girl in the back seat being held by an uncle, and the sister said: Is it really good for you to have a married man holding me, an unmarried woman, have you ever thought about your wife's feelings? The eyes of the entire bus were on both of them. At this time, the uncle said: Girl, is it good to save some face for your father! If you hadn't been motion sickness, I wouldn't have put my arms around you!"

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