1. My wife went abroad, there are only two people left in the family, my mother-in-law is 48 years old this year, the long charm still exists, because my father-in-law left early, so my mother-in-law has been single, my father-in-law

1. My wife went abroad, there are only two people left in the family, my mother-in-law is 48 years old, the long charm is still there, because my father-in-law left early, so my mother-in-law has been single, my mother-in-law is in a company as a financial director, the ability is very outstanding, the income is also very high, so there are many bachelors who want to pursue my mother-in-law. But because my wife was not happy that her mother would find a stepfather for herself, she has always opposed her mother's remarriage. This time my wife went abroad, and many bachelors felt that there was an opportunity, and they all flocked to my house to propose to my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law was embarrassed to face such a scene, so she asked my son-in-law to come forward for her. In the end, I secretly operated, selected the chairman of our company, and let him and my mother-in-law come together. Our chairman promised me that when he retired, the whole company would be taken care of by me. I'm so witty!

2. Our family does not eat spicy, so the cooking is relatively light. But when my boyfriend's brother came to dinner once, my mother put a lot of chili peppers in every dish. At the dinner table, my parents kept picking dishes for my boyfriend, and my boyfriend ate sweating and didn't dare to stop. After dinner, my mom said to my boyfriend, "Remember the taste? Our whole family is this taste, know how to treat my daughter right?? Hearing this, I burst into tears.

3. Alipay Huabei owes 50,000 yuan, and it has not been repaid for a month overdue. I was afraid that I would be banned, so I went to my boss to borrow money. The hostess said, "Your boss is on a business trip for two days, wait for him to come back." I begged the lady boss, "I really don't have any money, you borrow me first, and I will repay your kindness." The hostess said, "Well, go to my house that night and I'll get you some." "I was confused, what is the situation?"

4. On weekends, my boyfriend drove the Maybach back to my hometown to see my grandmother, and after eating, I went to my old house and walked around. Between the two gables less than a meter apart, I pedaled on one wall on each side of my left and right feet, and my hands and feet cooperated, and I went up in a few clicks. The boyfriend was stunned. I said triumphantly: When I was in junior high school, my male classmates were inferior to me! The boyfriend said obsessively: You also wore a dress at that time, right?

5. A friend had a drink and was driving 8 colleagues. At an intersection, a traffic policeman happened to come over to check drunk driving, and the traffic police came over and asked, "How can there be a smell of alcohol?" But he said, "You don't know how to count, but there are only eight people in the car, where is the ninth place?" ”

6. When my daughter is three years old this year, she always likes to pick up things and ask me or my daughter-in-law what it is. On this day she picked up a picture of two pangolins, pointed to one of them and asked me: Dad, what is this? I said: This is a pangolin. The daughter nodded and pointed to the other and asked my wife: Mom, what is this? The wife didn't even think about blurting out: This is Pangshan B. The water I was drinking squirted out on the spot...

7. Just after graduation, Banhua dumped me and got into a Land Rover. Not long after I became a manager, I suddenly received a call from Banhua. Saying he was going to invite me to dinner, I ruthlessly refused her. Then I heard her say, "Coward, don't even dare to come out after a meal!" So I went and ordered a bottle of 3,000 82-year-old red wine. There was also a steak and a foie gras, which I buried myself in after the dish came up. To pay after eating, I looked at the 5,000 yuan on the bill. He said, "Knowing that a man after marriage has no money in his pocket, you still have to eat with me!" "The more I said the more angry I became, and then I turned around and left her on her own!?

8. Today I went to my husband's house to congratulate him on his birthday, and suddenly my wife said and scolded me again. I immediately stood up and pointed at her nose and scolded: You scold again! She really scolded more and more fiercely, in fact, I am a connotative and humorous person, and I can still control myself at key moments. I smiled and said something really obedient and sat down. Then the old man and the brother-in-law also put down their chairs and sat down slowly. This is like a family, everyone says is not it??

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