1. Big red pants picture. The story is more interesting, like a comedy, but also a shy picture of covering your eyes, in the shade of a tree, a passerby may be tired, but also walking hot

1. Big red pants picture. This story is more interesting, like a comedy, but also a shy picture of covering their eyes, in the shade, a passerby is tired, but also walked hot sweat, he took off his pants, revealing the bright red pants he wore inside, it is really an informal man, in the era when men and women were not intimate, the author was also creative design. A little blushing after watching it!

2, winter is too cold, do not cut!! Myself, my parents are teachers, my girlfriend is a teacher, my mother-in-law, my husband-in-law is a teacher, and now the winter vacation of all evils has begun, every day I go to work alone, I go out early and return late, and I am despised every day, what, you have to go to work tomorrow, go to bed early, don't go out to play, tomorrow I have to go to work every morning to get up, a person on a cold day is shaking, I myself am drunk!

3, just a nurse sister to a patient injection, the first time, a little nervous! Holding the needle poke estimates that they did not dare to open their eyes! Until the handsome man said calmly, "Nurse, your needle is coming out of this side again, are you embroidering cross stitch!!! ”

4, the bus stopped at a certain station, a pregnant woman with a slightly bulging stomach, carefully got on the car, a 40-year-old uncle, hurriedly got up to give her a seat, the pregnant woman did not say a word, took out a tissue from her pocket, calmly wiped up the chair! Only to see the uncle, the face is unusually ugly, the face is red, gritting his teeth, suddenly rushing to the pregnant woman came a sentence: you sit at ease, I have been tied, will not let you conceive for the second time!!

5, girlfriend because of the relatively fat, in college has not been in love once. Some time ago, the girlfriend took the peach blossom luck, and was looked at by a man and chased after her. Last night, the man directly took out a hundred million, and there was a Porsche in front of his girlfriend. But the girlfriend was not impressed, and smoked him a big mouth, and then rode away in an electric car. When she left, her girlfriend also said to the man: You should still keep this money for yourself to spend! The man looked at the 100 million and Porsche said: You don't want me to take it back to my shouyi shop, some people want it!

6, and my wife shopping, see her on a very expensive piece of clothing, I took advantage of her to go to the fitting room, to avoid the attention of others, took out 200 yuan and stepped on the feet. My wife came out, walked up to me and was just about to ask me if I looked good, I gave her a look, let her look at my feet, and whispered: I don't know who lost it, pick it up and let's go quickly!

7, and my girlfriend separated for two years, received her good news, the other party is a diamond king old fifth, my heart is suddenly mixed feelings, friends are advising me not to be too sad, I am anxious to tears are coming out, saying that this wedding I must go. Because I just want to know how this old lady is so ugly that she knows rich people, and if she can, I should be able to do it.

8, many students who go to college in the south said that spending the winter in the south, usually cold and cold can be counted, but when sleeping, it is also cold enough. It is reasonable to say that after we enter the quilt, within a while, the quilt will be warmed by our body. But in the South it's not like that at all, and even if you sleep in it for half an hour, your whole toes are still cold. When I didn't go to bed before, I sat in the dormitory, cold and cold, thinking that I should go to bed to warm up, but I found that sleeping on the bed was colder than sitting in the dormitory! That feeling really is who tries who knows!

9. Several college students came to Chengdu from Beijing to play with me, and I planned to invite them to eat spicy rabbit heads at night to give them a wind. There were six of us, and one car couldn't sit down, so I broke up another taxi and tried to show them the way. And repeatedly told them to follow closely, so as not to get lost. After I got on the taxi, I said to the master, "Master, there are people following us!" The master smiled slightly and did not speak, stepped on the accelerator and sped out, quickly circling a few streets, almost running a red light! When I was relieved, the master said to me with a strange expression, "I have thrown it off." ”

10. I remember that in the second year of junior high school, I joined the group and was very excited. The teacher took the badge of regimental membership and asked me in front of many students in the audience how I felt, and my tears "rushed" out, saying: "The pin of the badge has pierced the flesh, and it hurts..."

11, received a sister call, said that her computer is broken, after bringing good tools to the door, found that the sister is very beautiful, into the door she is serving tea is to deliver fruit, I said implicitly: Sister, or you go out first, you are so beautiful will affect my work, see her disappointed departure, I quickly opened the host, replaced with the old parts prepared in advance.

12, the husband works in the province, the work is very busy, only come back once a few months. Last weekend, I took the second exam, the test center is far from home, fortunately there is a male colleague on the same road. After my husband knew, he thought that I had not gone out alone, and specially came back from out of town to accompany me to the exam. When he arrived at the station, the male colleague also took his daughter-in-law with him, and the husband saw her and felt very depressed. I asked him what was wrong? He said tangledly: I knew that your colleague's wife was coming, so I wouldn't come and delay my work for a few days! ......

13, go to the supermarket to sweep the goods, the cashier is a beautiful sister. I bought a little too much, a total of 777 yuan, I immediately gave her 1000 yuan, she immediately found me 333 yuan. I said it was so quick, she said, "I was very mentally calculating when I was in school, and I was a representative of mathematics!" Can't go wrong!! "Well, I wanted to give her back the extra money." But after I heard her words of affirmation, I actually believed her. Such a beautiful girl just can't read.

14, if the school's food becomes better, the campus environment is clean, the janitor uncle is kind, the canteen aunt's hands are not shaking, the night security patrol is close, the teacher is suddenly responsible, the principal often appears, then there must be a leader coming!

15. Take a taxi home at night. After driving for a while, I asked the driver: Is it you on the service card? Driver: Yes. Me: Look at your level, you've played racing before, right? Driver: You can see this, before I was on the track, I often let others run for more than ten seconds, and finally took the first place. Me: Then why did you retire to drive a taxi? Driver: When you get married, you have to do something serious, stay in the Internet café all day, play running karts is not like that...