1, after my wife went on a business trip, my sister-in-law asked me to go to her house at night, and said that there were very important things to tell me. With a nervous mood, when I arrived, I saw a golden retriever lying in the doorway. The sister-in-law said:

1, after my wife went on a business trip, my sister-in-law asked me to go to her house at night, and said that there were very important things to tell me. With a nervous mood, when I arrived, I saw a golden retriever lying in the doorway. The sister-in-law said: I am going to go on my honeymoon with the leader, and you will help me watch the golden retriever for a few days. After a few days, the golden retriever gave birth to a litter of small golden retrievers, and I showed my sister-in-law like a treasure. When my sister-in-law saw the photo, she gritted her teeth and said to me, "What did you do to my golden retriever?" ”

2, go to the community downstairs Shaxian snacks to eat a late night snack. After ordering a dumpling, the owner said that it was a gift of two steamed dumplings. I didn't care, after eating the boss asked me: how does the steamed dumplings taste? I said: It tastes good, just a little salty. The boss was furious and yelled at the little sister who boiled dumplings: You see, is it salty? Deduct 50 yuan of your salary! In an instant, I felt so upset that I had been treated like a guinea pig.

3, my mother did kidney stone surgery icon, lived in the hospital for more than ten days, the total cost of more than 7,000, we only paid a piece of eight cents! The rest are state reimbursement and my mom's Medicare card reimbursement! I wondered, those who open their mouths all day and say that a cold cost thousands and thousands of people how they spent this fee?

4, a girl at the entrance of the mall kneeling for two steamed buns and the way home cost 40 yuan, sister kindness dafa went to the supermarket to buy two steamed buns for the girl, the girl saw the steamed buns all kinds of moving gobble ah, a see this should really encounter difficulties, decisively give her 50 yuan, and then go shopping. After a while I went to another mall and saw her kneeling there asking for money, all kinds of anger, determined to retaliate, so I bought 20 steamed buns to follow her!

5. On this day, the little turtle is proposing to the rabbit. The little turtle said: I will love you for a thousand years! Two hearts meet forever. The mother rabbit heard it and warned the rabbit: "Don't be deceived! At the beginning, its father chased after his mother and proposed marriage for decades. The little rabbit is a little unaccustomed: "The little turtle mother is really arrogant..." The rabbit mother said: "Not arrogant, just slow, they can live for ten thousand years." ”

6. Cheetahs and pangolins both fall in love with the little panda, and the two of them compete fairly. Cheetahs guard the door of the little fragrant pig every day, and no animal is allowed to get close. The pangolin silently opened a tunnel to The Little Fragrant Pig's house and put an apple in front of her house every morning. Little Xiang Pig knew in her heart that the cheetah liked her, but she knew that pangolins were true love. "Like is possession, love is giving." Xiaoxiang Pig thought about it and finally married a local porcupine.

7, the big mouth girl in our company actually came together with the buddies who love to play small reports. The two progressed rapidly, and in less than a month they directly flashed marriage. Unfortunately, it didn't take long for the buddies to regret it and said to the sister: You have such a big mouth, and you always say bad things about others every day, I can't stand you. Big-mouthed girl: I love to say bad things about others, but you can't tell people whose bad things I say here, you can give people a message, how do you let me go out to meet people in the future!

8. In the morning, I was called to the office by the boss, and the boss looked at me with a serious face, which made me a little nervous. The boss looked at it for a while and said: Did I let you recruit the workers? I looked at the boss awkwardly and said weakly: Boss, you only open 100 yuan a day for people, no matter whether you eat or live, where do I go to recruit you? The boss suddenly said angrily: Are you a fool, this price to recruit migrant workers will certainly not be able to recruit ah, but now it is July, go to the talent market to recruit college students to go ah, grab a big handful.

9, when I graduated from college, I talked about a boyfriend, my brother took him home to see my parents once, and was surprised to find that he was actually my father's illegitimate son!! Later, the two of us broke up, and I was particularly sad, I never forgot him, and I never fell in love again. Recently I had wisdom teeth, and my face was swollen in half, and I took a self-pai and sent it to the family group for comfort. Everyone comforted me, and someone gave me red envelopes, and just when I was complacent, I saw my sister talking, so I told her to buy new clothes. Sister said: Clothes don't matter, old sister, how did you get a pimple on the door of your head?? It's time to find a boyfriend, it's on fire, it's going to be a fire!! At this time, the group wind suddenly changed, and the family began to ask me why I didn't find a boyfriend yet? They are so old, they are no longer looking for anyone to ask for!!

10. The orange cat was stepped on by the mother-in-law, and it barked when it touched its leg in the past two months. Everyone eats and drinks to take care of the orange cat, and the fat orange walks with that leg. Until one day, the mother-in-law took a box of canned food and shouted fat orange, and fat orange ran over on all fours! My mother-in-law and I were stunned, and my mother-in-law glanced at the fat orange, and the fat orange began to limp again. However, what was originally a left leg limp became a right leg, hahaha.

11, brother once went to the old man, I saw a beautiful girl in the house, I immediately patted the horse's ass: Uncle, your daughter is so beautiful! The old man narrowed his eyes and said, "This is my wife!" At this time, another woman who was slightly older also came out. I whispered, "Is this your second wife?" The old man said angrily: She is my little daughter! Then an older woman came up to this side. I asked again: Uncle, is she your mother? The old man slapped me in the face and said: Shut up, she is my ex-wife!

12. Our branch is in Shanghai, and a new person who comes to work drives a Porsche 918 to work every day. One day the regional manager couldn't stand it anymore and called him to the office and said, "Young man, don't be too ostentatious, keep a low profile!" The newcomer nodded solemnly: "Okay, boss, I remember!" "As a result, the next day, the goods were directly replaced by a walk-behind tractor to work..... He said: "This is already the cheapest drunk and low-key car he can think of!" ”

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