In the morning, my daughter-in-law went to the market to buy vegetables, I took my daughter to buy breakfast, and on the way back I picked up a hundred yuan, heck, it's not easy to pick up cash this year. When I got home, I found my daughter-in-law sullen

In the morning, my daughter-in-law went to the market to buy vegetables, I took my daughter to buy breakfast, and on the way back I picked up a hundred yuan, heck, it's not easy to pick up cash this year. When I got home, I found my daughter-in-law sullen and unhappy, and when I asked, I realized that she had lost ten dollars on the road. The girlfriend immediately said that I had picked up a hundred pieces, and at the repeated requests of my daughter-in-law, I reluctantly took them out. The daughter-in-law took a look at the money, and suddenly her eyebrows opened and smiled: Isn't this the money I dropped, I didn't see it for more than ten minutes, and I actually grew up and changed into a red dress...

2. The cousin secretly went abroad for plastic surgery without her cousin. The cousin was particularly angry after he knew it, and directly took half a day off. After returning home, the cousin began to fight with his cousin and beat her fiercely. At first, his cousin let him scold, but after 20 minutes, he found that his cousin did not stop and began to resist. Then, the cousin was beaten down by the cousin, which was more embarrassing!

3, the store has formulated new regulations, take turns on duty outside, when to receive customers and when to come in and change people! Fairness and impartiality guaranteed! On the first day, the manager got a few slips of paper to draw lots, and I was the first to go outside! Then, it rained heavily today, and one customer didn't, and I stood under the eaves for a day

4, when I was a child, everyone had a big hero dream in their hearts, my brother was no exception, he took advantage of his parents' lunch break, practicing iron sand palms in the noodle tank, just as my brother punched the noodle tank with a ding-dong, my mother woke up: the kitchen was built, a mess, I couldn't tell which was my brother, which was the noodle tank... Finally, my mother's bamboo pole beat my brother!

5, the son is still young, every day after work to tease the son to play. On this day, I handed my son a piece of candy and asked, "Mom, how are you?" How can I thank my mother?" My son kissed me without saying a word. After my husband saw it on the side at this time, he also learned from me to come over and hand my son a piece of candy, and then asked with a kind face: "Daddy, is it okay?" How can I thank Dad?" Then my son came up and kissed me again. At this time, the husband was a little puzzled and asked his son: "Sugar is given to you by your father, why do you kiss your mother?" The son whispered while peeling the candy: "You didn't buy it." ”

6. After the divorce between the rich man and the wife of the chaff, he married a gentle and lovely female college student. However, after marriage, the wife's temperament changed greatly, and on this day, the wife quarreled with the rich man in front of the guests and slapped him. At that time, the atmosphere was very awkward, and the rich man had the courage to shout for the sake of face: Do you dare to hit me again? Unexpectedly, the wife did not hesitate to hit again. The rich man couldn't see his wife, so he had to say: Since you are so obedient, I will spare you once!

7, the rich married a 22-year-old flight attendant on his birthday, the rich bought a 9999 grams of gold necklace. His wife loved it and hadn't taken it off since she put the gold necklace around her neck. One night the wife went to take a shower and washed for more than two hours without coming out. The rich man was afraid of an accident, so he went inside to see what was going on. As a result, the wife pointed to a circle of golden marks on her neck and said: Honey, the necklace has faded, it can't be rubbed off!

8, just now the daughter-in-law told me that she went downstairs for a while, let me first get some water in the basin to soak the clothes and she came back to wash, I just picked up the water here is soaking clothes, the daughter-in-law led her two girlfriends over, as soon as she entered the door, her girlfriend said to me: "Yo! The brother-in-law is very diligent, why don't you use a washing machine? Then the daughter-in-law took over and said: "Your brother-in-law said that he likes hand washing, he said that hand washing is cleaner than washing machine, go!" Ignoring him, we went to the bedroom to chat and let him wash slowly. "I.........

9, just bought some food in the small shop a total of nine yuan and fifty cents, when checking out I said: how much? Madame! Hostess: Nine pieces five! I touched my pocket to see if there was a five-haired lady who glanced at me and said: Handsome man looks at you so handsome! Forget about the five cents! Me: How funny is that! So I gave her ten! She opened her mouth and said, slowly. Walking halfway to the old feeling that something is wrong!

10, just bought on the Internet leg of lamb meat is relatively lean meat oven roasted for 20 minutes the meat is not blood water is a lot of transparent jelly pudding like things and the fiber of the meat is very loose except for a bite on the tendon is broken There is no understanding of what additives are told to me what additives are added

1 On the day after the end of the college entrance examination, I went to the bar with my buddies to jump, drank until the early morning and went to the Internet café to play games. After a while, I was suddenly anxious, and when I went to the bathroom, I pushed the door in and found a woman squatting there, which startled me. She saw me and said calmly: You are wrong. I stepped out and looked at the door, which was a pipe sign, not a high heel. So I immediately broke in and theorized with the woman: You just went wrong, you went wrong!

12, in the third year of high school, once came home and it rained heavily, a female classmate was far away, her clothes were wet, and her bicycle tires were broken, so I invited her to stay at my house for one night. My mother misunderstood and gave me a condom at night, telling me to know how to protect the woman I liked. Find something today and flip it out in a drawer.

13, drink with the buddies until the early morning, drunk taxi home, after getting on the car found that there was already a beautiful girl sitting on the car, I was excited: Beauty, we really have a relationship, so late to hit the same car! The girl smiled at me slightly, even more charming! Me: You see we are so lucky, leave it to the phone! Sister: Okay! I'm overjoyed: You think we're related, don't you? Girl: Yes! We will definitely see you again in the future! Then shout at the driver: Dad, give this customer a business card!

14, shopping to see a good and cute little friend. Then looked at her husband and sighed. Say to your husband: If you have a child and look like you in the future, you will be finished! My husband was stunned for a moment, and glared at me viciously: If you don't look like me, you're finished!