1. The female secretary is pregnant, the secretary lets it flow away, and the female secretary insists on returning to her hometown to give birth. Female Secretary: How to notify you when you are born? Secretary: Send me a postcard, write on, Lanzhou ramen. A few months later, the book

1. The female secretary is pregnant, the secretary lets it flow away, and the female secretary insists on returning to her hometown to give birth. Female Secretary: How to notify you when you are born? Secretary: Send me a postcard, write on, Lanzhou ramen. A few months later, the secretary left work, his wife handed a postcard, and the secretary fainted after receiving it and was taken to the hospital. Doctor: What stimuli are you stimulating in the past? The wife said: After reading the postcard, I fell. The doctor took the postcard and read: Four bowls of Lanzhou ramen; two bowls with sausages, two bowls without.

2, I am a "wife strict management", after the salary of the brother one thing is handed over to the wife adult. When I got home today, I handed over my salary to my wife, who immediately bought a LV dress at JD.com. After receiving the goods, the wife was very satisfied, but gave a bad review. Curious, I asked, "Honey, aren't you very satisfied with this dress, why do you want to give a bad review?" The wife's face is calm: I deliberately, this can prevent others from buying, will not collide with the shirt!

3. Dad used Grandpa's low insurance to buy a few hundred thousand Arowana. Placed in the newly purchased fish tank, the Arowana swimming around in it is particularly beautiful. At night they were still swimming, and I wondered why they still didn't sleep, whether they were too cold to sleep. I was kind enough to pour the water out of the fish tank and pour hot water from the water bottle. They were really cold, and they slept quietly after watching me add hot water.

4. In college, there was a brother in the dormitory who scored 26 points in mathematics, and the teacher directly hung up the subject for him. This brother is very calm, almost retake the exam is still playing games, without the slightest intention of reviewing. Then I suggested that he let her girlfriend tutor him (his girlfriend is a school bully and is a younger brother in the class). As a result, he said: I wrote her volume, and I exchanged names and student numbers! wow! Finally understand why Ban Hua did not choose me and chose him, really can not compare!

5, Li Si is always lazy to go to the toilet during working hours. I went late from work this day, and suddenly I was in a hurry, so I went to the toilet. After finishing without paper, colleagues are gone, this is broken! I touched the money and mobile phone I only had on my body, but I was reluctant to use it. So I took out my mobile phone and dialed McDonald's: "Trouble send a family bucket as soon as possible, bring more paper." Address: XX Building 23rd floor men's toilet, specially advised, not the south toilet, is the men's toilet ah! ”?

6. After graduating from my Ph.D., I became an excellent attending physician with an annual salary of more than one million. But because of the busy work, I couldn't find a girlfriend. The family was particularly anxious, and the trustee introduced me to a sister. My sister and I walked by the lake after dinner, chatting and telling jokes as we walked, and my sister was so amused by me that she was trembling with flowers, and she saw that it was about to become, looking at the lotus flowers, and wanted to pick one to send her. But in the process of picking the foot slipped, instinct pulled back, directly pushed the sister into the lake, the damn thing is that I did not have anything to do, fortunately the water is not deep, the sister herself climbed up, glared at me, and then left with a body of mud...?

7, fa little sister early gave birth to a child, the child's father threw down 500,000, and ran away. Fa Xiao gave me the 500,000 yuan and asked me to marry his sister, and I agreed. The day after the wedding, I took my daughter-in-law for a run downstairs. The daughter-in-law accidentally fell down and cried when she got up. I coaxed for half a day, and still made a grimace, and I didn't care. I asked, "How do you stop crying?" She looked at me and said, "You wrestle too!" ”

8. When the mother-in-law went to RT-Mart to buy something, she participated in the lottery held by the supermarket, and the result was a special prize, a red flag h5. However, the father-in-law and the mother-in-law were old and did not have a driver's license, so they gave me the car. When I drove out the car this day, I saw my high school crush class playing with her mobile phone on an electric car. I got out of the car immediately, trying to quietly pass behind her and surprise her. But I was too surnamed Fen, and the throttle was too big, directly hitting the P-strand of her electric car. Ban Hua immediately fell to the ground, I rushed over and found that Ban Hua's front teeth had knocked out two...

9, in the state-owned enterprises to the leader of the old man has been using the pension to help us pay back the mortgage, when it came to Father's Day, I was thinking about buying a pair of shoes for the old man, his shoes are also a little broken. Thinking of surpriseing the father-in-law, he called his mother-in-law and asked: Mom, how big shoes does my father wear? The mother-in-law seemed to guess what I meant, and said: Good boy, he does not lack shoes to wear, you don't want to buy! I was touched, the mother-in-law said: he is very picky in shoes, he has to wear international brands, but my 44 feet, never pick, you can buy me a few pairs on the line!?

10. The local tycoon walked into the Audi Auto 4S store, pointed to an Audi A4L and asked, "How much is this car?" Sales Manager: "This is the new Audi A4L, 2021 45 TF Dead Quattro Select Sporty, 400,000." The local tycoon said: "400,000 sold?" The sales manager was stunned at first, and then said with surprise: "Brother Local, sell, why not sell!" The local tycoon said: "Then you will sell 300,000 yuan, anyway, I will not buy it." ”

11, driving a Porsche with female colleagues to go shopping, met her ex-husband riding a small three-wheel delivery, I smiled and said: "You see, fortunately you left him, otherwise that small three-wheeler would also have half of you." The female colleague felt sorry for her ex-husband and said, "Brother, I want to help him." "I said okay. Then, we bought a few clothes at the mall and asked his ex-husband to send a courier and send them back to our company. At that time, it was five coats, and the female colleague meant that it was a courier, and her ex-husband said that he could not fit it, and could only send a courier for one coat. The female colleague was angry at that time and said: "Why do you still cut the door like this, I will take care of your business, you can't give a discount." Her ex-husband said: "How come you are still so fond of taking advantage of the little one." The two of them quarreled as they talked, and I went over and said, "Or you can do it directly!" "And then they really got into a fight. Then the two men cried with their heads in their hands. Then I walked away silently, anyway, promoting a marriage. I'm a good person!

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