1 Wife: "Honey, who do you say I am more beautiful with Fan Bingbing?" ”
Husband: "Do you still need to say that?" You are my wife, and Fan Bingbing is an outsider. ”
Wife: "So?" ”
Husband: "She's beautiful, we can't say behind our backs that outsiders are not good." ”
2
There was a cat, whose ears were clipped by a clothespin and hung on the clothesline, swaying in the yard. The news spread throughout the streets, and all the cats and dogs talked about it and rumored about it.
"This cat accidentally slept in the laundry basket yesterday!"
"This cat was punished for doing something wrong yesterday!"
All speculation is not true. Unbeknownst to them, this is just trying to get the attention of the object of their choice and trying to imitate each other's cats fall in love with a rabbit.
3
One day a man came to the record label with a dog and said he was the dog's agent and said his dog could sing and dance. The owner didn't believe it and called the puppy to perform.
When the music sounded, the puppy sang and danced with the music, and the boss looked at the puppy stunned, thinking that this time he had picked up the cash cow, so he quickly took out the contract and hoped to sign a contract with the dog.
Unexpectedly, suddenly a big dog rushed in and took the puppy away.
The boss asked, "What's going on?" ”
The agent said helplessly: "Alas! That's its mom, it mom wants its son to be a doctor, showbiz is too complicated! ”
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