My brother, who was on a business trip, suddenly called me: "Sister, guess what I'm doing?" I found a lot of small dried fish that you love to eat, clam meat, squid shreds..." I: "Stop, no money, every time."

My brother, who was on a business trip, suddenly called me: "Sister, guess what I'm doing?" I found a lot of small dried fish, clam meat, shredded squid that you love to eat..." I: "Stop, no money, every time, pit me!" Brother: "Look what you said, am I that kind of person?" Me: "Is it really so good?" Brother: "Of course, you are my sister-in-law!" Well, I won't be able to go back for a while and a half, and I'll eat it for you..."

2, many older leftover men and women have been forced to marry by their parents, but my parents are particularly sensible, and the people who introduced me to boyfriends have refused, saying that this matter should listen to me. I've been thankful to have a pair of parents like that until I just overheard my parents talking. Dad said, "Just now someone introduced a boyfriend to my girlfriend." The old mother said: "Give it back, the girl is so capable, if she is married, who will brush the bowl?" Who washes clothes? Let's talk about it in a few years! ”

3, and the boyfriend spent more than three months together, I think I get along well, so yesterday I took my boyfriend home to eat. During dinner, my boyfriend praised me like a flower in front of my parents. When my boyfriend was gone, I sent him back, and my dad said to me, "He boasted too early, and after a while he knew what it was to cry without tears!" "I...

4, after the holiday this year, I went home directly, and my father specially made me my favorite sweet and sour fish. As soon as I started eating, I clipped my favorite fish head and sipped at the mouth of the fish. Dad looked at me eating and laughed at me like I was kissing a fish. My mother listened to the breath and slapped me on the head, and said disgustedly: Why, can't find a girlfriend, now think the fish is quite cute?

5, last night home, on the side of the road saw a beautiful woman in a wedding dress drinking alone, as if drinking a lot, next to the empty wine bottles, looking at the eyes red, should have just cried, very decadent look, next to someone passing by are also looking, no one cares....... The world is cold, now people's hearts have become stones? After waiting for a long time, finally I still couldn't look at it anymore, so I plucked up enough courage to walk over and said to her: "Do you want an empty bottle?" ”

6, feel that the salary of the Great Wall Group is too low, resigned to go to Jingdong to send express. After a morning of work today, I was very hungry and went to a snack bar to eat. As soon as I walked into the store, I saw the pantryman go crazy and kick a customer out with his ears twisted! I was startled, thinking that this place is also too dangerous, this is not knowing when there will be a rhythm of innocence! But suddenly the style of painting changed, and the customer actually began to beg for forgiveness from his wife. Now I finally understood, it was so!

7, with the girlfriend's mother video about marriage matters, forgot to hang up, an hour later to see the girlfriend's father from the return, and then called my girlfriend to the front, like an interrogation to explain her, to the mother-in-law's home should be how to do, I am too moved, with a backer.

8, today the store came a young couple with a little girl of about four or five years old, the little girl looks super cute, can't help but touch her little face and sigh: "So cute!" How nice it would be if I had a girl like that! The little girl said solemnly: "My mother said that my father gave her a seed, and when she grew up, she became me!" You can ask my dad to give you a seed too..." Before I could react, the couple pulled her out...

9, the wife has never cut her hair since October, and now she can't wait to come to the barbershop at the end of the confinement period. My wife looked at the hairstyle in the barber's mobile phone and asked me: What is it good to do? I pointed to a beautiful woman outside the store: just burn that. The barber nodded, and after the scalding, I saw that my wife had become a golden retriever king, so I asked the barber: Dude, this is far from it, right? The barber walked out and walked over to the stone lion next to the beautiful woman: Almost... In all likelihood......

10, the pig's IQ is very high, train the same action, the dog may have to remember several times, the pig only needs once to be able to do it. Pigs are also known to be the most clean of all captive animals, but pigs, like dogs, have no sweat glands, so they especially love to roll in the mud to keep themselves cool.

1 Xiao Li got married soon, opened a cosmetics store, and the business was good! The friend felt strange and went to explore. Only to see a female customer in her 40s ask Xiao Li: "How effective is this cosmetic?" Xiao Li: "Oh, I'm not familiar with this one, please wait a minute, let my mother introduce it to you." He said and pulled his wife over. The customer looked directly at his wife for ten minutes, pulled out his wallet without asking anything...

12, today with classmates to go shopping, all kinds of reluctance to buy, and finally only bought a bottle of shampoo, classmates said me: you plan to buy a house is not the same, last year when you bought something is still like a small local tycoon, this year is like a turtle.

13, the sister of the rice noodle shop opposite the community is beautiful and shy and diligent, and I am a little moved after going a few times. It felt like she didn't hate me either. In the morning I went to breakfast, talked to my sister, her blushing look is really beautiful, I was happy in my heart, thinking about how to confess, a child came in from outside the door crying: "The threshold is too high, I fell..." I couldn't help but laugh, the child looked at me, suddenly stopped crying, and said loudly to the sister: "Sister, I said this uncle can't do it!" Not kind! ”

14, the tiger learned the art from the cat, the cat taught him all skills. The tiger felt that he had learned, and he wanted to get rid of the cat. But when he started, the cat climbed up to the tree and laughed, "I knew you would do this, so I kept a hand." This is called true skill! Before he could say anything, a group of monkeys sprang up behind the cat and pushed him off the tree. The cat looked up at the tiger and listened to him say slowly, "You are powerful, but it is useless." I call this power! ”