Mid-Autumn Festival colleagues took their 6-year-old son to the restaurant to eat, after the father ordered a good dish, the waiter lady smiled and asked the child: What is your name (name) for the child? Kids: My name is Crayfish! wear

Mid-Autumn Festival colleagues took their 6-year-old son to the restaurant to eat, after the father ordered a good dish, the waiter lady smiled and asked the child: What is your name (name) for the child? Kids: My name is Crayfish! Waiter: Oh, crayfish, that sounds good! So what do you want? Kids: I want crayfish! waiter:

2, I was invited by a friend today to participate in a dinner, it is really magnificent, actually said to be located in a five-star hotel! After I finished eating, I found that there were still a lot of leftovers, so I asked the waiter to pack them. The waiter looked at me in amazement, because there was nothing on the table except bones. I hurriedly said: Pack, bones for the dog to eat. The waiter agreed, then shouted: Pack the dog.

3, yesterday at dinner, saw the menu on the stick to beat the pig eight precepts, I asked the waiter what the dish is, answered that the beans fried meat slices. When the dish came up, I saw that it was fried with minced meat, and asked the waiter what was going on? The waiter said: It is estimated that the hand is too fierce, the fight is miserable, the next time ask them to start lightly!

4, yesterday went out to eat with the goddess, and when she was about to finish eating, the goddess said: "I hate eating AA boys the most." I understood what she meant, so when I paid the bill, I said to the waiter, "This lady said she wanted to entertain!" ”

5, yesterday afternoon to eat buffet. Accidentally broke a plate. The waiter said to lose 10 bucks. I promise well. Eat to compensate. When you go, tell the cashier about breaking a plate. The waiter asked me to pay 10 bucks! The cashier tangled. Give me 10 bucks and say, "Excuse me sir. Affect your meals. We are deeply sorry!" With 10 bucks I'm a little confused!。。。。。

6, the company a few months ago into a young man, dark and dark, a strong muscle, work and hard work seriously, I heard that the family is very poor is cattle herding! So the occasional outing to dinner is a few of our old employees to pay the bill! Later, I heard the introducer of the other department say that this young man had at least three hundred cattle in his family and a slaughterhouse! Coming out to work is just arguing with the family and coming out to relax, and several times I want to pay the bill, I am afraid that we will be embarrassed!

7, I stand next to the BMW car to make a phone call. A Santana scraped the BMW when she reversed. I asked the Santana driver, "Dude, why are you driving?" Can you ya drive? Santana's driver quickly laughed: "I'm sorry, brother, I will pay you 1,000 yuan." "I took the money, and when the driver was gone, I quickly got on my bike and ran away with a cigarette.

8, the weather is gradually getting hotter, recently like swimming, unfortunately the technology is not good! Today I took the goddess to swim (you know), went to the house I often went, just entered the swimming pool, the lifeguard who was not big or small shouted at me: Brother, come to drink water again today? Got a drink? Brother I is wise! What about knives? What about knives? Let me chop that bastard to death!

9, this morning got up late, Han Zi did not have time to change shoes and wear flip-flops to go to work. The boss saw Han Zi wearing slippers to work and said to the personnel: Tomorrow I will go to buy shoes and come back, I want to buy good ones, and I can't treat employees badly. Just heard by Han Zi, he said weakly: if you want to buy, buy high-end atmosphere on the grade. The boss looked at Han Zi with contempt and said: "Do you still want to wear a good one?"

10, got up late this morning, Xiaoming did not have time to change his shoes and wear flip-flops to work. The boss saw Xiaoming wearing slippers to work and said to the personnel: Tomorrow I will go to buy shoes and come back, I must buy good ones, and I can't treat employees badly. Just heard by Xiaoming, he said weakly: if you want to buy, buy high-end atmosphere on the grade. The boss looked at Xiao Ming with contempt and said: "Do you still want to wear a good one?"

1 double twelve others shopping, I have no money can only watch TV series and movies at home. But I just can't understand what these video software think, why are they putting ads on me for so long? I can't even afford membership, can I afford to buy what's advertised?

12, the driving school is always full of insults, just like today. The coach pointed to a small pond and said: You see that the pond is not there, last year a female trainee killed a car of people into it. After the following students heard this, they immediately began to discuss. At this time, the coach looked at me and said darkly: She is here again this year, and you are a group.

13. When graduates go to apply, the recruiter asks, "Have you ever taken any certificates in school?" For example, English level four, computer level two or something. Student: "I have passed the exam, I have a lot of certificates." The recruiter was very interested and asked, "What certificates are there?" Student: "It's all admission tickets." ”

14. Yue Fei's gun picked xiao Liang Wang to bring tourists back to the scene of the martial arts examination, and the horse battle between Liang Wang and Yue Fei on the school field was moving in the crossbow and sword drawing. Fireworks and sound effects, combined with the horseshoe dust and the real guns of the horse actors, make visitors feel like they are on the scene of a movie. The middle of the grandstand around the school yard is a good place to watch the horse battle, you may wish to enter on time to enjoy this "big drama" that makes people boil with blood.