1. When a local tycoon was physically examined in the hospital, the doctor told him that he had cancer. Drinking more soup can live longer, and since then, his wife has given him a bowl of his favorite drink every day

1. When a local tycoon was physically examined in the hospital, the doctor told him that he had cancer. Drinking more soup can live longer, and since then, his wife has boiled him a bowl of his favorite bone soup every day. Later, when his wife died, the daughter-in-law of the local tycoon was responsible for boiling bone soup for him to drink. I don't know why the daughter-in-law can't get that taste like this. For this reason, the local tycoon is big and yardy to his daughter-in-law. The daughter-in-law couldn't help it, and when she was boiling the soup this day, she put half a bottle of pesticide into it and planned to poison the local tycoon. As a result, the local tycoon tasted the bone soup. He cried and said, "That's the smell!"

2, sister-in-law on business brother at home bored at night, want to ask friends out to play cards, who knows the old man suddenly came to visit ah! Let his brother accompany him for two drinks. So, the brother greeted him first, and he drank a lot, cup after cup. After a while, my brother was on his head, lying on the table very uncomfortable, and then in the haze he heard the voice of the old man: Daughter, the task is complete, I will go home first.

3. After the vicious rise of Alipay flower shells to 80,000, the female supervisor immediately joined me. On Sunday, I took the female supervisor to climb Mount Tarzan. I couldn't stand the climb halfway through, and I said, "Baby, I'm tired, let's go back." The female supervisor snapped, "I didn't even say I was tired, but you said tired first?" They are all halfway up the mountainside, how can they give up halfway? I lowered my head in shame, and she said even harder, "Oh, you still have to exercise more in this body!" I silently put her down because I couldn't move my back!

4, the company's new little beauty, very beautiful, look at my heart itchy, to her various overtures do not refuse. I felt like spring was coming, and today she said, "I want to eat durian!" "I quickly ran downstairs to the fruit shop to buy 5 and came back to see her with her back to me on the phone. I was about to open my mouth, but I heard her say, "Husband, what else do you want to eat besides durian?" I let that idiot buy it..."

5. When I was in love with a rich woman, I did not break up with my girlfriend. The rich woman gave me pocket money every month, and I would buy things for my girlfriend. Finally found by the rich woman, she beat me up, and then confiscated the BMW. I had to squeeze the bus to work every day, and today I was waiting for the bus at the bus stop, and I suddenly found that there was 100 yuan on the ground. But there was a couple next to me, and I was embarrassed to pick it up, so I stepped on it with my foot. As a result, I missed five buses, and they still didn't go. Then the man spoke: Brother, don't step on it, it was the two of us who quarreled and threw it away! The woman burst out laughing, picked up the money, and the two held hands and left.

6, today to visit my girlfriend's house, because I brought too many gifts to let the driver send me over. The aunt saw that I was very enthusiastic and said, "The boy is coming, have you parked the car?" I said, "It's so small, I told the driver to drive the car away." "My aunt was more enthusiastic after listening to it, and she made a lot of meat at noon, which shows that I am very satisfied." After the meal, my aunt asked me, "What car did you drive?" Me: "Bus! ”

7. In order to be able to settle in a big city, my wife and I bought a school district house, and we all worked hard in Futukang. Yesterday, my wife's workshop worked overtime until very late at night, and when I came back, I was drenched with it again, and today I was seriously ill. So I went to the hospital and came back from prescribing Chinese medicine, the doctor told her to rest more, and when I got home, I began to boil medicine for my wife. It happened that a friend came to visit the door and asked me a question curiously: Why do you need to use a stir-frying pan to boil medicine? The wife suddenly grabbed the answer: because the other pots have not been brushed yet!

8, the sister-in-law is carefully feeding the elder brother lying on the bed, the elder brother counts her while eating: You say that you are joking is a joke, don't move your hands and feet? The sister-in-law did not say a word, and with tears in her eyes continued to feed the elder brother. The elder brother swallowed the abalone porridge in his mouth with difficulty and then said: I was going to buy you a gift for my birthday, you beat me into this look, and the money for the gift was not enough to pay the medical expenses!?

9. After graduating from college, we were assigned to work in different cities. She took me to the train station that day, and we had a meal in a Western restaurant. After eating, I said, "Let's go, the train has already entered the station." My girlfriend didn't speak, and I comforted her and said, "It's all right, I'll come back to see you in a while!" The girlfriend opened up: "Wait a minute. Me: "Still reluctant to me?" Girlfriend: "No, I haven't eaten enough yet." ”

10. The old man took two bottles of national cellar 1573 to come to my house as a guest, and his wife asked the old man to stay and eat, and let me go to buy vegetables. When I got to the nearby RT-Mart, I saw a young dad at the door asking a 3-year-old boy to take a dish. The boy refused: Daddy, I can't move. Dad: Did the drink move? Boy: Well, take it. Then, the boy took two bottles of 1.25L fruit grain oranges, and Dad took two cabbages out of the supermarket door.

11. When I went home to eat at noon, I saw that my wife was still busy in the kitchen, and when I pushed open the guest room door, I saw that my wife's sister was actually sleeping. Looking at her cute face, while his wife was not there, one did not resist kissing her on the mouth. Just after the kiss, she suddenly woke up, saw me, and cried and shouted: Sister, sister! My wife came in and slapped me and said, "Is it easy to put her to sleep?" Hurry up and dress her and send her to kindergarten!

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