The bathroom at my sister-in-law's house was broken, and she ran to my house to borrow the bathroom to take a shower. It just so happened that my wife was on a business trip again, and at night there were two people at home, me and my eldest sister-in-law. My sister-in-law said to me, you're at home

The bathroom at my sister-in-law's house was broken, and she ran to my house to borrow the bathroom to take a shower. It just so happened that my wife was on a business trip again, and at night there were two people at home, me and my eldest sister-in-law. My eldest sister-in-law said to me, it is not convenient for me to take a bath at home, you still go out for a walk. I'm a little upset. You borrow my bathroom to take a shower and waste my house's water and electricity. Soap, shampoo. Now let me go out for a walk. This is not enough to say. So I said angrily to my sister-in-law. You give me ten dollars, and I'm going to buy a cup of milk tea to drink. The eldest sister-in-law snorted, only gave me eight dollars, and said to me, just buy a cup of milk tea for eight dollars. Hey, this big sister-in-law is really stingy, the next time she comes to borrow the bathroom, I promise not to open the door for her.

1. Today the girlfriend is basking in the sun, a handsome guy takes a mobile phone in his own pai, but also talks to himself. The girlfriend thought about taking a picture with the handsome man, so the girlfriend quietly stood next to the handsome man. The handsome man watched his girlfriend come over and took a few steps to the side, and the girlfriend also followed. The handsome guy: Can you walk away? What about my video with my wife, what do you do? Girlfriend: ...

2． My dad gave me 6 million, bought 2 stores, and collected 80,000 yuan in rent in one month. I bought another Magotan, and I spent 6 million. Later, I found a company to work, more than 3,000 a month, 5 insurance and 1 gold. Now play soy sauce every day, go out on vacation, friends around me say I have no ambition, nibble Daddy! I live in a tangle every day, and tangled up in such a day is not suitable for me! alas!!! It's time to collect rent again.

3. Xiaoming is an economist who studied abroad and returned to China to give lectures after completing his studies. Reporter: "Do you have any opinion on the rapid development of the domestic economy?" Xiaoming said: "It's remarkable, everyone is getting healthier and healthier." Ten years ago, if you bought a hundred yuan of rice, you needed a big man to carry it; now a primary school student can carry it home with one hand. ”

4. On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, the park was a little quiet, people were going home for the festival, and I was bored hanging out alone. I was walking when I suddenly saw a small couple arguing. The man said: Hey, what's wrong, I've only been unemployed for 2 months, you hate me? The woman said: You are not self-motivated, and it is better to live with a beggar than to live with you! The man didn't know what to say anymore and was embarrassed. I couldn't look at it anymore, so I threw the broken bowl in my hand over and said to the woman: How do you see me? The woman was startled, took the man's hand and ran away. Alas, another woman whose words don't count

5. The prince and princess have been living happily in the castle since they got married. One day the dwarf came to the castle and asked the prince, "Tell me how you saved the princess after she fell ill after eating a poisoned apple." The prince looked fondly into the distance and recalled: "That day, I gently called the name of the princess, and she did not wake up; I wrapped her tightly in my arms, and she did not wake; then, I kissed her lips, and she still did not wake up..." "Later, I slapped her hard, and the princess was sick."

6. I am a fitness instructor, and I am loved by rich wives with my muscles. Today accompanied a rich woman trainee to the hotel, the parking lot automatically picked up the card, the rich woman is far from the car, can not reach the card machine. Then the car behind it honked its horn like crazy and quarreled. The rich woman was anxious and told me to get out of the car quickly and get the card.?? As soon as I got out of the car with the car door and walked back, the car behind me immediately reversed gears with a big throttle and ran!?? I just came down to get the card... Don't hit anyone...

7. My sister-in-law was on a temporary business trip, and my little niece came to my room in tears after school. I comforted and said, "Baby, don't be upset, your mother will be back in a few days." The little niece said: Aunt, can you help me find a sad look and send it to my mother? I wondered: Why? The little niece said: Let my mother know that I miss her very much, otherwise my mother will say that I am as cold and ruthless as you!

8. The first love girlfriend is a single parent family, living with her father, and the husband is more than 50 years old this year. Yesterday I went to her house with my first love girlfriend, and at the dinner table, I had two more drinks with my husband, and then he said to me, "I can tell you that I am this one daughter, she has not had a mother since she was a child, and I regard her as a pearl in the palm of my hand, so you want to marry her, there are conditions." I asked, "What conditions do you want to do as you please, and I am willing to do anything for her." The old man replied, "Look at what single seven aunts and eight aunts are in your family..."

9. On the plane to Alaska, USA, I clearly felt the plane shake violently. Then I heard the radio say: Passengers welcome you to take this flight, just now there has been a major failure of the plane, there will be a forced landing, please fasten the seat belts for the passengers and put on the oxygen mask, our captain is doing our best to ensure the safety of the flight. Not long after, the radio said: Because he could not get in touch with the ground, the captain decided to go to the rescue himself! Nani......

10. In order to buy a house for my brother-in-law and marry a daughter-in-law, my daughter-in-law sold the Passat icon I had just bought.

After I lost my car, I took a taxi in the morning to go to work.

In the car, I couldn't help but ask the master: Is it you on the service card?

Master: Yeah, can't you see it?

Me: You've played racing before, right?

Master: Yes, in the past, when I was on the track, I often let others run for more than ten seconds first, and finally I still got the first.

Me: I also love racing, I've had the pleasure of winning the championship twice, where do you run the car?

Master: I play randomly, see what field the system gives me! But I still like prop races.

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