1, the boss lady at home and the lover private meeting, unfortunately the boss is returning, she hid the lover in the closet. The boss asked what she was doing? She said she was sleeping, and then the boss started doing the right thing with his wife

1, the boss lady at home and the lover private meeting, unfortunately the boss is returning, she hid the lover in the closet. The boss asked what she was doing? She said she was sleeping, and then the boss began to do the right thing with his wife, and the little white face couldn't help but smile. Where is the voice that the boss asked? Isn't it a thief! The boss pulled the lover out of the closet, the wife slapped a few mouths fiercely, did you steal something? Steal a sneaky laugh. They let the thief out of the house after educating him, and advised the boys to quickly change into special locks to prevent lock-opening experts, and at the same time guard against the "thief"'s lock-opening skills.

2. The next day after marriage, I started my honeymoon with my wife. Today we arrived in Hawaii and went shopping at a clothing store full of beautiful clothes. We tried on our clothes, but the two clerks stared at us with strange eyes, which made us feel very uncomfortable. Finally, a Customer who speaks Chinese quietly explains to us, "This is a dry cleaner!" ”

3. When I went to the pharmacy yesterday to buy medicine, I saw a man riding a motorcycle with a 5-year-old child in the back seat. The man's riding skills were so bad that the child was shaking, and finally the motorcycle was turned upside down, and the child fell. The man didn't know it, so I stopped the car and picked up the kid and increased the throttle to catch up with him. Complaining: How did you ride a motorcycle, and you didn't know if the child fell? The man looked at the child with wide eyes and shouted, "What about your mother?"

4, junior high school I and the male desk chat, the class teacher saw me talking, let me stand up to answer just where she talked, I have been looking down and did not speak, the class teacher said, you give me to stand outside the classroom to listen to the class, I am just ready to leave, I stood up at the same table, patted the shoulder of the class teacher and said, forget it, give me a face. As a result, he was also punished to stand outside the classroom.

5. In order to drive a Rolls-Royce, I endured humiliation and became a door-to-door son-in-law. The sister-in-law is very gossipy, and her daily drunken hobby is to talk around. The mother-in-law scolded her: "A woman has to control her mouth, and it will be annoying to talk about it everywhere." Because I was the son-in-law of the door, I was schadenfreude next to me, and my mother-in-law said to me again: "You too, keep your mouth shut." I scrambled, "Mom, I'm not talking nonsense." The mother-in-law gave me a blank look: "Keep your mouth shut, and then eat you will become a pig." ”

6. When I was in high school, I made a bold confession to a girl during my lunch break. The students all shouted: Together, together. Unexpectedly, the girl just didn't agree, and the whole class was quiet. The girl said: There is someone outside of you. I hastened to argue: I swear, no, really not. At this time, the voice of the class teacher came from the door of the classroom: she said that I was outside!

7. When I was bored on the weekend, I called the mobile business hall. Before the other party could speak, I said angrily: "I have been abiding by your regulations, paying the fee on time, just owed 2 cents, I paid 50, why can't I call out!" After arguing for half a day, the customer service girl said quietly: "You should not throw a tantrum at me!" I said, "Then you tell me who to throw a tantrum at!" Customer service girl: "Throw a tantrum at the one who charged your wrong phone number!" ”

8, before a Jiangsu and Zhejiang yellow wine workshop, brewed yellow wine is always turbid, how to filter, how to precipitate, can not be solved, one day the boss was in a bad mood scolded the following guy, the guy top the boss a few words, the boss was angry to say that tomorrow you don't have to work, the guy in order to retaliate against the boss, before leaving, quietly sprinkled a few handfuls of grass and wood ash into one of the wine tanks and went away, the next day the boss opened the altar to check the wine, a look at one of the pots of wine is clear, all the turbidity is precipitated at the bottom of the tank, and the taste is more fragrant and refreshing, There is grass and wood ash in the sediment, and then the boss took a jar of yellow wine to put some grass and wood ash in it, put it for a few hours to see if this is true, from some later the problem of turbidity of yellow wine was completely solved, and later also produced a kind of rice wine Yansheng liquor - sake..

9. My son is seven years old, in the third grade of primary school, almost every exam is the first to last. There is a mathematical problem of selecting units: XiaoQiang weighs 25 () kg or grams? He chose grams. I said: How can such a simple problem be wrong? My son said, "I thought I was talking about cockroaches." I said helplessly: Son! This knowledge makes you learn to mix!?

10. A few days ago, my mother asked me to go on a blind date, and I was a little nervous and let my buddies accompany me. When I came to Starbucks, my sister had long hair and was very quiet, and I was a little moved. When I introduced myself, I said I was an underground worker. Dude listened, and sprayed all the coffee drunk on the face of the girl opposite!! He also laughed and said: "This is the first time I have heard the caretaker of the underground parking lot say so freshly!! I must break off friends!! "

11. I worked as a courier in Shunf, and after working hard for a month, I finally received a salary from my brother. To reward myself, I went to a Michelin-starred western restaurant after work to reward myself. As soon as I sat down, I heard a man shouting: Waiter, bring me a bottle of 92-year-old Lafite. I couldn't help it at the time, I had a problem with this person, I couldn't stand that other people's grade was higher than mine. I was angry and tried to make this sentence echo 3 times throughout the hotel: Waiter, bring me a bottle of 89 years of wahaha.

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