1, last night the female boss for more than ten million lists to socialize, during the period, the customer has been pouring female boss wine, the back drink too much, call me to call me to pick her up home. I helped her to the co-pilot's

1, last night the female boss for more than ten million lists to socialize, during the period, the customer has been pouring female boss wine, the back drink too much, call me to call me to pick her up home. I helped her to the co-pilot's position, looked at the drunken female boss with some pain, and couldn't help but reprimand her: Why do you drink so much wine outside as a girl, don't drink if you can't drink, don't you know how to cherish yourself. The landlady didn't say a word, and her phone clutched the mineral water I had bought her. When the landlady was sent home safely, after settling her down, and preparing to leave to go back to her own home, the landlady suddenly hugged me from behind and said: No one has ever cared so much about me, you are the first, if you want, I will marry you, hand over the company to you, and I will teach you at home. I was suddenly in a dilemma, if I agreed, but the landlady was drunk, tomorrow woke up, will not talk does not count, if I refuse, but the landlady really wants to marry me? Emma, what a tangled mess.?

2. Entering the elevator on campus, habitually pulling out your mobile phone to look at the Douluo Continent, a candidate next to me looked at me in shock: Brother, do you dare to bring a mobile phone? Me: Well, bring it with you! Shut down the class is! The candidate's expression suddenly realized: Yes, I already knew that I also brought it, and those stupid examiners would not come to search. Stepping out of the elevator, I sat down in the examiner's seat, and he stood in front of me...

3. When I was studying at Dalian University of Technology, I had a crush on flowers until I graduated and didn't confess to her. Today, she suddenly came to me with a Ferrari, and we were chatting in the lounge. When a colleague saw it, he began to fool around, and I had to invite them to the bottom of the sea to eat hot pot. Tie Hua said: Blindly says, I will not be with him, I just came to him to ask something. The colleague was a little embarrassed to see the gas, and left with interest. I asked in frustration: Is it possible that we don't have any possibilities at all? Tie Hua was suddenly anxious: Are you stupid? How much does it cost to invite so many people to dinner?

4, when I was a child, I always took my cousin to the mountains to find wild fruits to eat, some sweet and sour are particularly delicious, every time my cousin washed me, let me eat the first one, and when I ate him, I was very moved. Until one time after I ate that wild sour plum, my abdomen was severely painful, almost cold, and he didn't fart, I seemed to understand something.?

5. When I first married my wife, her parents were particularly opposed! One day, the mother-in-law came to my house to eat, after I made the meal, the mother-in-law said while eating, this rice is not delicious, this dish is fried relatively hard, why is the craftsmanship so poor over the years? I said Mom, this meal is made by your daughter, and the dish you eat is also fried by her. The mother-in-law immediately said, how can you let my daughter cook? When did my daughter cook? My daughter is already satisfied with being able to make the meal like this! I have been married to my wife for 10 years, although I did not let my wife live a life of fine clothes and food, but I also had no worries about food and clothing! Perhaps in the eyes of the mother-in-law, her daughter is the most powerful, but the wife is a princess who will not do anything at home! "

6, this is not close to the end of the month, the flower shell should be repaid. So I went to a friend to borrow money, and I borrowed a circle and didn't borrow money. I complained to my colleagues that I couldn't borrow money, and the more I talked, the angrier I became, and I couldn't help but scold: "I really hope that those who don't lend me money will be hit by a car the next day!?" The colleague smiled slightly and said, "I hope that the people who lent me money will be killed by a car the next day." "Are you a brother or are you strong!?"

7. Today, I prepared a red envelope for the third exam, and when I got on the car, I quietly stuffed it to the examiner, and the examiner was a little embarrassed! I didn't dare to open it on the spot, so I gently said to me: Beauty, it's very simple! Take your time! Finally I was very relaxed yesterday afternoon I was on the bus getting ready to go home. In the car, I noticed a man standing next to me, who was very clean and well-dressed, and who had a few traces of age on his face. His melancholy eyes, sometimes silently looking out the window, as if thinking about the past life; sometimes his eyes were slightly closed, so that the tired body could have a moment's rest. According to my personal years of research on behavior patterns, psychological observations and social experience, this person is most likely out of power on his mobile phone!

8. Once I came back late and ran in through the door, just when our cat was scared by me and flew up. It was six months old, and now it's a year old, and almost every time I run up, it jumps out from behind the door to scare me. And this guy scared me in exactly the same position every time, stood up and jumped forward with his front paws raised, and I broke my cat.

9. A brother in my college dormitory liked a girl very much, and he cheekily confessed several times in the past four years, but the sister did not agree. After graduation, we met, and the buddies drank and got drunk, so they went to the sister to confess. He knocked on the door and confessed to his sister, but she smiled and agreed. Then the buddy actually said a sentence: You are not my goddess, I am the wrong person, she will not agree with me...

10, in the restaurant and a man blind date, I feel that the conversation is quite good. Unexpectedly, when checking out, he actually wanted the AA system, which was really speechless, less than 100 yuan and the AA system. I came straight to the sentence: I'm a guest! Then I closed the account, and the anger in my heart flew up. The good mood was all defeated, and the more I thought about it, the more angry I became. Unexpectedly, he sent it on WeChat: You are the person I am looking for. Also followed by a red packet. My heart suddenly burst into a ripple again, and I shyly opened it to see: 0.52!

11, in the night market to help the sister-in-law to buy clothes, when the hotel, the sister-in-law went to buy food, just came a beautiful customer. I said bitterly: Beauty, this dress is imported from pure cotton, originally sold for 200, see you like, we are so lucky, you give 150 good. The beautiful woman listened happily and prepared to pay for it, when the sister-in-law returned with her food. Lao Yuan beckoned: Beauty, do you see this dress? You have to have the heart to take 100 pieces. What else can I say??

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