1, with the two sisters to share a room, share a bathroom, each bath is their first washing, when it is my turn there is no hot water. So I talked to them, and they said there was a way to have the best of both worlds, Jean

1, with the two sisters to share a room, share a bathroom, each bath is their first washing, when it is my turn there is no hot water. So I talked to them, and they said that there was a way to get the best of both worlds, and let me rub their backs, which saved water and at the same time washed the bath. It's really a good idea, but after washing a few times, I found that rubbing my back is really not an easy job. Forget it ~ I'm a big man, use cold water to use cold water, at least not so tired...

2, the brother works in the bar, many blind dates of the girl feel that it is not a serious job, rejected him. As a result, my brothers were in their thirties and not yet married, and I was upset when I was pestering me to introduce him to someone. After drinking on this day, I was in a hurry, and I said, "Okay, I have a sister, but you have to invite us to dinner!" The brother listened and nodded hurriedly, and the next day he was going to entertain him. I set up a seat in the restaurant in the evening, and after a while, I arrived with my sister. After eating, the brother scolded angrily: "I have never seen you so faceless, in order to rub rice, bring out the three-year-old sister of the family!" ” ?

3, the brother-in-law at home to play games, the sister leaned on the brother-in-law and asked the brother-in-law: Do you love me, or do you love games? At that time, I was in the middle of the competition, casually answered the game, and my sister slapped her and left. When the game was over, the brother-in-law pondered for a long time and chased out and found his sister. The brother-in-law said: Why don't you ask me who I love the most? The sister stopped crying, wrapped her brother-in-law and asked movingly: Then who do you love the most? The brother-in-law slapped him in the face: Of course it is a game, if it were not for you, I would not have been able to become a champion!

4. The in-laws are coming. After dinner, I was cleaning up their room when I heard the sound of 'rattling, snapping' coming from the kitchen. I sneaked a look, and saw my mother-in-law pointing to the spoon and broken bowl on the ground, and whispered to the old man, today, do you want to be a hero? The father-in-law was stunned, so he listened to the mother-in-law for a while, and if the son and daughter-in-law wanted to ask, you said that you broke it. It's called 'Back Pot Man'...?

5. When I was a child, I saw that there were many stalls on the street, and I said that when I grew up, I would also set up a stall. My mother reprimanded me and said, "In the future, I am not allowed to say that I am setting up a stall, I am not out of the house!" Later, you will say that you will go to the United States to study and go to Harvard University! So, every time someone asks me about my dreams, I say, "Go to the United States to study, go to Harvard University!" If someone asks again, "What about coming back from school?" I said, "What a stall!" ”?

6. The brother who immediately ran three unconsciously became an older leftover man. One day, the matchmaker brought a high-achieving student who had just graduated from college to the family for a blind date. After the meeting, looking at her expression, I knew that I should not look at my brother. As she was leaving, she looked at me and said, "Can I take a living one with me today?" I couldn't help but nod, and then she took the puppy in my hand away...

7, my wife went to my mother's house, I went to my mother's house to eat, and saw a pink cartoon towel hanging on the balcony. Wide, thick and soft, picking it up and preparing to go into the bathroom, my mother threw me a narrow towel: "You use this, that one is good at absorbing water, I give Beanie (my dog) a bath is easier to use." My little grumbling muttered, "Oh!!!! People are not as good as dogs..." Mother: "I give bean rice to eat, she can accompany me every day, obedient and not sharp mouth, of course, much better than you!!!! ”

8, the rich woman was bored, and went to work as a teller at the bank. Today, there was a crane-haired and childlike old man who went to the bank to withdraw money, just at the rich woman's counter. Taking out the bank card and brushing it, the rich woman looked at it, and it was only three thousand and seventy yuan. The rich woman planned to give him three thousand and one directly, so she smiled and asked: Uncle, do you have thirty? The old man was stunned and did not answer. She thought that the old man did not hear clearly, and raised the volume: Uncle, do you have thirty? The old man suddenly became angry: I said you girl, you call me uncle, and asked me if I had thirty? I'm sixty!

9. Two programmers chatting during the lunch break. Programmer A: The salary is handed over to the wife, can you borrow me some money? Programmer has: Yes, how much do you want? Programmer A: Can you borrow me 2,000 yuan? Programmers have: everyone is so familiar, polite what. I'll borrow you 2048 yuan and make a whole number.

10, Erheng is the nephew of Tongzhu, one day to visit his sister's house, it should be Erheng and make a mistake, the sister is teaching him to murmur. The beaten Erheng did not move at all, resisting the beating. The copper pillar asked Erheng: Hit you, why don't you resist? You have to cry a few times too! Then I heard my nephew shouting at my sister: Do you want to kill me, and when you are old, you can't move, be careful not to serve you. The copper pillar was immediately shocked, and the queen quietly listened to the screams of her nephew Erheng, accompanied by a lifesaver!

11. Fa Xiao's family was poor, he dropped out of school in junior high school and went to work in other places, and suddenly learned the news that he was rich some time ago. I happened to be tight on hand and ready to borrow money from him and ask him to have a drink in an upscale hotel. Curious, I asked, "Dude, what did you get so rich on?" Can you tell me about it? Fa Xiao lit a cigarette: "I'm ashamed to say, I didn't rely on anything at the time, I was beaten up on the plane." ”

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