1, my husband and I were introduced by a matchmaker, and the two got married in less than a month after the first meeting. After eating this weekend, I lay in my husband's arms and said, "Husband, so much."

1, my husband and I were introduced by a matchmaker, and the two got married in less than a month after the first meeting. After eating at dinner this weekend, I lay in my husband's arms and said, "Husband, so many blind dates can't look up to me, so you don't hate me!" "I thought he would say, I have a special temperament and praise me. As a result, the goods looked up and said, "I don't want anyone!" ”

2, bayberry may indeed have small white insects, so it is also a rare fruit in the world with meat and vegetables. The little bugs in bayberry are fruit fly larvae. This is a very normal natural phenomenon in the traditional cultivation of bayberry, and the fruit flies in the larval stage are not harmful to the human body when eaten, and there is no need to panic at all. If your appetite is really affected and your heart is overwhelmed, you can soak it in salt water.

3, today to go to the town to do something, met an old man, he asked me if I am married, suddenly a sense of pride spontaneously, is it that he looks very young, good-looking, the old man is ready to introduce the object! I joked that there was none! Is there something good about it? Then the old man proudly said that my granddaughter's son would beat soy sauce! After saying that, he floated away. Leave me alone in the wind messy.

4, this day through the wine and wife quarreled, and then in a rage actually slapped the wife. After that moment, I woke up drunk, my mind full of fear and regret, and I had even begun to imagine the scene of the black man carrying my coffin. As a result, I didn't expect my wife to go back to her mother's house without saying anything. The next day I was called by the old man, who angrily scolded me: What kind of man is the man who beats the daughter-in-law, he has no chance, you have the ability to beat my daughter-in-law...

5, the last time my boyfriend picked me up to go out to play, but I came early and I put on makeup at home, and he waited for me downstairs. My boyfriend doesn't know chess, and he is stunned by the high temperature of up to 37 degrees outdoors to watch people play chess all morning. The most amazing thing is that from the beginning to the end, he has maintained an unpredictable smile. As a result, the two chess masters had to look at their boyfriends every time they took a move.......

6, super hot at night, figure cool to turn on the air conditioner to 18 degrees, covered with blankets to sleep... Dreaming of herself naked and trembling in the snow, the wind is flying and biting, waking up to see that the blanket is all wrapped around her like a rice dumpling by the daughter-in-law, and the landlord is curled up like a prawn, and he can rub out the ice slag without hanging on! Laboriously pulled out a little cover and covered it tightly, and woke up again to see the two goods and ripped the blanket away. Crazy turned off the air conditioner and then slept, did not expect to sweaty heat wake up, only to see all the blankets Temar all piled on me, small watch smashed Oh... Don't sleep, get up and talk about the divorce...

7, just fall in love, go shopping with the object. See a couple Qingqing me and me, two holding fried chicken legs, you feed me, I feed you, kiss from time to time, good envy... I pushed the object, Nunu, to his mouth, and let him see how people were doing. The object slapped his head: "My donkey head, you wait ha! "15 minutes later, he appeared holding two family buckets...

8, I thought about it and said: This is a bit difficult to choose, if you choose a coach, but there is no money, it is not useful in the middle. If you choose a rich man, a man, once you have money, it is easy to become bad. So I think you should choose a perfect man like me, just ready to continue, female colleagues can't listen. The next day, the female colleague came to me crying and said: Brother, those two did not look at me, you have to pay a handsome and rich to me. Emma, where do I go to find this, or shall I give her myself cheaply?

9, a few years ago the company party, buddy drunk big. Ride the tram to send him, prevent him from falling, and let him wrap his arms around me in the back. This cargo did. Not only did he do it, but he also rested his head on my shoulder. The posture can be imagined, how many contemptuous glances are suffered along the way.

10. Not long after graduating, my mother called me: "Daughter, you honestly confess, is there any object in the end?" I said, "No! The mother said a lot, and finally said: "When there is an object, you must tell your mother that your salary is not enough for you to spend, and your mother still has money and can support you at any time." I was very moved, and when I was about to say something, my mother added: "Your looks, you can't invest!" "I'm speechless, is it so ugly?"

11, the tiger took advantage of his little savings, he founded an animal school in the forest. Today is the second day of school, and many small animals have arrived in the classroom early, only the elephants have arrived late. It had been half an hour since the class, the elephant was late, and the leopard teacher said angrily: Why did you come until now? Just don't forget about it. The elephant smiled and said: "The truth may be late, but it will never be absent."

12, the neighbor Aunt Wang introduced me to a beautiful woman, for this I gave her 2000 as a thank you, I have a good relationship with the beautiful woman, basically have established a relationship, but did not think, the girl is the object, before it was a contradiction with the object, gambling with me good, now people and good said to break up with me. Other people's girlfriends, I am not rare, I am most angry with Aunt Wang, this matter she knows, I have to ask her for money to go, Aunt Wang does not return the money, said: "It's okay, I will find you another one!" I told her again and again: "Be sure to find no one!" Aunt Wang agreed, and then this time, she found someone with a husband.

13. When I went back to my mother-in-law's house with my daughter-in-law on the weekend, my sister-in-law suddenly made things difficult for me: Brother-in-law, how much do you earn? The relatives around me all looked at me, at that time I was embarrassed, it seemed that I could not enlarge the move, I asked her: Is there an object? How much do you weigh? How to put on makeup at home? Feel free to order at home and remove your makeup! She fled in a hurry. Little sample, fight with brother, come, hurt each other!!!

14, my husband's rich woman boss bought him a Chinese and divorced me. After learning the truth, I regretted it very much and washed my face with tears at home all day. My mother couldn't look at it and kept urging me to find a partner, and that day, I was forced to go on a blind date with the son of her high school classmate. Seeing that the man was old and ugly, I was a little dissatisfied, and then lit a cigarette: "You may not know, I am a little bad, that is, I like to go out with all kinds of men, we young people don't talk to my mother Ha, I am when you are a friend." At this time, a handsome young man came from the toilet and was shocked: "Dad, this is my blind date?" "I... Regret not the beginning!