1, I have always wanted to take a Tibetan name, and I am not allowed to call it "it is right to add a warehouse" or "it is not wrong to close a position". Many of the names suggested by my friends are Dharma difficult and profound, which makes me even more confused in my thinking

1, I have always wanted to take a Tibetan name, and I am not allowed to call it "it is right to add a warehouse" or "it is not wrong to close a position". Many of the names suggested by my friends are profound and profound meanings of The Dharma, which have allowed me to understand many philosophies of life in the further confusion of my thoughts. The names of the more wise and wise are: Jiaping Du Wrong, Closing Positions Iseji, Holding Positions Jianzan, Short Positions Plus Mistakes, Adding Positions Gyatso, etc.

2, meet the old classmates, see him driving a luxury car, I asked: This is a fortune, ah, then you are studying history how to get rich? Old classmate Said: It is precisely because of studying history and understanding a business from a historical allusion that I became rich. I wondered: What allusions? Old classmate: Da Yu Zhi Shui! Me: What's the business in this allusion? Old classmate: It is to "make" the rainwater when it rains "heavy rain" into barrels of mineral water, which is simply a business without cost, too good to earn. I:.....

3, people's feelings, sometimes like sweaters, when weaving a needle and a thread, be careful, when dismantling as long as a gentle pull, maybe just a joke, maybe it is a small misunderstanding unintentionally, all the emotions are never seen again! There are not many friends, but you are walking together in the wind and rain; no matter how long the love is, the emphasis is on responding to every need.

4, the little uncle is about to be 26, and found a girlfriend who is 3 years older than him. Just now, the little uncle called me: "Sister-in-law, I accidentally sent your picture to my girlfriend." Me: "She misunderstood!" Is it for me to explain it for you? The little uncle smiled and said: "My girlfriend is not angry, and she laughed and said, this woman is old and ugly, a man will not want it, haha..."

5, rumors: a day without defecation is equivalent to smoking 10 cigarettes in a row do not make the skin is not good, the belly is enlarged, all in the so-called "stool", the word "stool" is a pseudo-concept. There is no problem with excrement in the intestines for a day or two, after all, your intestines are 8 or 9 meters, but it is necessary to walk slowly and urge. (Rumors Cold Knowledge: These rumors, you should know!) Knowledge points: People about 2-3 days without defecation is normal, even if it exceeds it is only called "constipation", compared with the harm of smoking, it is not worthy!

6, a rich man walked into a restaurant, saw a farmer eating a cheap fried rice, looked down on him, felt that eating with this kind of person is very faceless. So he said, "Bring me a salad for my pet rabbit, get me a steak." "I also ordered 10 pieces of fried rice for the beggars outside to eat. After saying that, he also looked at the peasant side. At this point our farmer brother finally knew it was coming for him, so he said, "Bring my dog a steak." Bring me another rabbit that has eaten salads. ”

7) Watch a show about the White Owl in the Arctic Circle, where a couple raises five cubs, each of which needs six lemmings a day. The father was in charge of predation, bringing food from 25 kilometers away several times. I was lamenting that my father was really not easy, too handsome, and explained slowly, "If my father feels too burdened, he will disappear and run away." ”

8. Can you survive the winter by relying on a magnificent and righteous spirit? I'm afraid I'm making a martial arts movie. "Walking into the dormitory of the university, the students were fully armed and actively participated in the cold resistance." How can I get fewer items with cotton characters in winter? Lu Xiaohui of the 424 dormitory of the university opened her wardrobe, cotton clothes, cotton socks, cotton shoes, and quilts are essential for the dormitory; autumn clothes, autumn pants, scarves, gloves, and hats are essential for going out. In addition, hand warmers, foot warmers, blankets, and electric blankets are winter artifacts of the dormitory.

9, the tiger caught a sika deer and wanted to eat it! The sika deer said, "You can't eat me!" The tiger was stunned and asked, "Why?" Sika deer: "Because I am a national second-class protected animal!" The tiger laughed and said, "You can't let the first-level protected animal starve to death for the sake of the second-level protected animals," right?!" ”

10. A farmer in a certain county fed pigs swill water every day, and as a result, he was fined 10,000 yuan by the "Animal Protection Association--- because of the evil treatment of animals. Later, the farmer fed the pigs to eat Tianshan snow lotus, and as a result, he was fined 10,000 yuan by the "Animal Protection Association--- because of the waste of food. One day, the leader came to inspect again and asked the farmer what to feed the pigs. The farmer said, "I don't know what to feed, and now I give it a hundred dollars a day and let it go out to eat on its own."

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