I called my brother-in-law and whispered, "Brother-in-law, lend me some money, I'm downstairs from your house!" The brother-in-law said: "I am not at home, I work overtime at the unit!" I said, "What do you say?"

I called my brother-in-law and whispered, "Brother-in-law, lend me some money, I'm downstairs from your house!" The brother-in-law said: "I am not at home, I work overtime at the unit!" I said, "What do you say?" I didn't hear clearly..." Brother-in-law: "I said I wasn't home!" I work overtime at work! Me: "What?" The brother-in-law shouted, "I said I didn't!" at! family! I! at! single! bit! add! class! this! I calmly turned back to my cousin and said, "I heard no, I said it was he who entered the hotel!" It's in the next room! ”

Married to a flight attendant wife, she usually did not spend much time at home after marriage. But she hated the smell of smoke and would supervise me every time she came home. I was about to quit smoking at this opportunity, so I put a cigarette that I had not smoked at home in a place where it was inconvenient to take, and it took a lot of effort to take the cigarette every time. The benefits of this are smoke and laziness, and I can definitely quit one. As a result, a month later, I lost 10 pounds.

4. In the morning, the three gold that the daughter-in-law wore when she got married was gone, and the strange thing was that the other valuables that were put together with the three gold were there, and the family did not look like a thief. Just now I went to the kindergarten to pick up the child, and the teacher called me to the office. The teacher took out a gold ring, gold necklace, gold earrings and said to me, "Give it back to you, your son is proposing to the female classmates with these today!" ”

5. The local tycoon spent 200,000 yuan, and finally married the flight attendant flash, and the two married happily went to Ma'er Daifu for their honeymoon. As a result, after returning, the local tycoons clamored to divorce the flight attendant, which was earth-shattering. The family members all exhorted: "As for divorce? How big a deal is that? The local tycoon said: "She hid the past!" The family said, "Huh? Had she been divorced before? The local tycoon said, "It's even worse than that!" She has won awards in the province in taekwondo before! ”

The brother-in-law is a rich second generation, and he knows that he has nothing to do all day. Yesterday he went to the 4S store to buy a car: "I think you can see it too, I am not bad money, do you have any car suitable for me?" The salesman led his brother-in-law to a BMW and said, "This is the latest BMW, and it is more suitable for you!" Brother-in-law: "Then tell me where it suits me?" Salesman: "Its seats are all made of the latest materials, soft and comfortable, super absorbent, and also have automatic drainage!" The brother-in-law frowned: "What is the use of these functions?" Salesman: "In this way, even if there are more girls crying in Bmw, they can keep the vehicle as clean as new, and they will not think that someone else has cried!" ”

The company's female boss is too beautiful, 36 years and no object, I am really anxious for her, in order not to bypass her to become a leftover woman, I opened up, pushed open the office door, and introduced myself: "Boss, I want to marry you!" The landlady froze for a moment and suddenly smiled: "I admire your courage, but want to marry me, do you have a house and a car and money?" I sneered, "If I have a car and a house and money, why should I find someone who is 10 years older than me?" The landlady pondered for a moment and said, "You're right! "And just like that, we managed to hold hands in the office. After marriage, she wouldn't let me live in her big house or live with me, she said, "When you have a house, we'll live together!" "How do I feel like I've been tricked and just a pseudonym?"

2. The niece's boyfriend is a rich second generation, and as a result, the two are directly dumped by the rich second generation after a month together. She washed her face with tears all day and stayed in her room without eating. So I went to comfort her: My uncle is a person who has come over, you have to believe that there is nothing wrong with lost love, there is no herb at the end of the world, and you will definitely meet better in the future. She sobbed and replied: You liar! I smiled and said, "I'm your uncle, what am I going to do to you?" She choked up and said to me: I mean you haven't been in love until now, you're not a person at all!

3. Today my buddies came to me and said that they had a strange girl. I said what a strange thing. Dude: The blind date said that the house should be bought near her unit, not less than 90 square meters, and should be able to accept her parents coming to live regularly. I said: This is not strange, have you accepted it? Dude: I accepted, I told her that if the other half can give this, what can you give for the other party? She said that feelings cannot be calculated.

4. Dude is a rich second generation, and the family is very rich. On this day, the buddies asked Dad: Dad, how did you make a home? Dad said with emotion: When I met a couple on the street, the beautiful woman and the ugly man, I stepped forward and said, beauty, be my girlfriend. Later, I was seriously injured, and I used the money he lost to go to the sea to do business.

5. From Guangzhou, on the northbound train, a couple takes a bus home for the Chinese New Year. Two people, discussing, after arriving home, how much money should be given to the old man? My husband thought about it, smiled and said: My year-end bonus of 2900 yuan, all left for my mother, right? The wife listened to the silence for a while and said: I will make a whole for you. The husband listened and was even happier, which shows that the wife still cares about her parents! The wife took the red envelope containing the bonus, and then counted 1900 and took it out, saying: This 1000 is a whole number, give it to the mother-in-law!