1. The sister-in-law scored 688 points in the college entrance examination, and the admission score of Tsinghua University was 687 points. At that time, I could spoil my sister-in-law and feel that my luck was too good! She happily sent a friend

1. The sister-in-law scored 688 points in the college entrance examination, and the admission score of Tsinghua University was 687 points. At that time, I could spoil my sister-in-law and feel that my luck was too good! She happily sent a circle of friends: Haha, what luck am I, the admission line is 687 points, I just took the test 688 points! The father-in-law commented in the following seconds: Haha, good coincidence, my daughter also scored 688 points in the college entrance examination! At that time, the sister-in-law was stunned, and replied at the bottom: Dad, do you have any other daughters besides me?

2. The cousin brings his fiancée to the private villa to visit him and his husband. In the evening, the old man quietly gave his cousin 1,000 yuan and said, "Tonight you take my girlfriend out to play well, and you don't have to come back when it's late!" The cousin didn't think much of it, so he took his fiancée around the city and had dinner with her, and the cousin took her to the Internet café and opened a private room to play with her for a night fighting landlord. The next afternoon, her cousin sent her home and went back to the villa, and the old man asked the cousin, "What did you do last night?" My cousin said, "I spent a night with her in an Internet café!" ”

3. Husband: "The rice you cook is simply impossible to eat, and the cooked vegetables are so salty that they can't be fed to pigs." "Throw the pigsty casually, who knows that the pig leg was broken, just for this matter, my brother was busy!" Wife: "What is he busy with?" Isn't this pig of our family good? Husband: "Our pigs have all been sick since they ate the food you made, and they are busy taking them to the hospital." ”

4. Our post-70s generation works a lot on the construction site. Lao Zhang and I next door are both construction workers, and Lao Zhang's son and son are a contract foreman, but he works for me. Curious, I asked: Why are you following your son? Old Zhang Yi was angry when he heard this: Stinky boy, pit daddy! He doesn't give me money! I'll give him a ball!"

5. When I was in college, in order not to ask my parents for living expenses, I went to KTV every night to work as a waiter. Once, a few northern Shaanxi coal bosses came and gave me a tip of 3,000 yuan when I left. At that time, I was very happy, and the next day at noon, I took my girlfriend to the restaurant, ordered the dishes that I usually wanted to eat but did not want to eat, and then went shopping to buy and buy. Finally carrying a large bag back to school, halfway through, my girlfriend suddenly burst into tears, crying and saying to me: "You promised me not to sell really!" I..."

6. Walking in the park, I saw a boy crouching there crying, crying pitifully. I went over and asked what was wrong, and the little boy said he had kicked the rock and went on crying. I comforted him like a consolation, and I said to him a big boss, kick your foot and have nothing to cry about. When the little boy listened, he said to me: You didn't kick you, why don't you say it doesn't hurt, you kick it first and then say it. To set an example for the little boy, I decided to kick it. Then I comforted him, and now the two of us were crying together with our feet wrapped around, and we found that it really hurt to kick it.

7. The boss found that the little wife and a handsome and empty young man behaved intimately, and also sent a photo of the two to the circle of friends. So, the boss said: Let's get a divorce. Little Wife: My divorce fee is very expensive. Owner: Riverview Villa, Maserati is for you. Little Wife: This little thing can't send me away. Boss: There are 50 million in this card, is that enough? Little Wife: I want one more thing. Boss: What? Little Wife: I want you! He said dismissively: "Hmm, you still want me to be your slave, dream!" Never leave.

8. The buddy is a team leader in a well-known company and earns a lot of money. But the dude is a bit reticent, hasn't had a girlfriend and has been single for almost thirty years. On this day, the computer of one of the sisters in the company was broken, and I asked my brother to go to the house to help repair it. During the period of repairing the computer, a particularly beautiful woman came in and out of the room several times, which made the buddies spring. After the repair, he asked his sister who the beautiful girl was, and the sister said: My sister-in-law! The buddy was silent, and after a while, he asked undeadly: Is your sister-in-law married?

9. On the wedding night, the bride says affectionately to the groom: From now on, let's stop saying "mine" but "ours." The groom went into the bathroom to take a shower, but for a while he didn't come out. The bride asked: What are you doing? Groom: Honey, I'm shaving our beard.

10. Recently I saw my college roommate on the street, so I called out a few other roommates to have a drink. After our room chief came, he showed his wife's advantages in front of me, and showed all kinds of love. I was a little displeased and said, "Can you take care of the feelings of a single dog?" The head of the room laughed: "Single dogs refer to those who are thinner-looking, foodies like you, who can only be called single pigs." "Don't say anything, I'm going to take him to the hospital."

11. Some time ago, I met my ex in the park taking wedding photos. Then, I was sent an invitation, and I hesitated to go and see it. I met a handsome guy at the wedding scene and stayed with me from beginning to end. At the end I asked him shyly: Do you like me? He smiled shyly: I am a security guard, and the groom let me stare at you all the time, afraid that you will make trouble! #Funny Scene of the Year#"

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