At the end of overtime, the female colleague invited me to go for a walk in the mountain forest, and specifically said that the forest was very dark and no one. I said okay. It was really dark in the woods, and I deliberately turned on the mobile phone lamp, and the female colleague said, "Brother."

At the end of overtime, the female colleague invited me to go for a walk in the mountain forest, and specifically said that the forest was very dark and no one. I said okay. It was really dark in the woods, and I deliberately turned on the mobile phone lamp, and the female colleague said: "Brother, you are stupid, such a good environment do you turn on the lights?" "I hurried to turn off the lights. She said, "Brother, I'm afraid of the dark, you hold my hand!" "I said don't bother so much, I turned on the phone light. Then I turned on the phone light again, and the female colleague said I was stupid. I closed it again, and then she said again; "Brother, I'm afraid of the dark, hold me!" "I said don't bother so much, let's go home!" The female colleague was stunned and stood still, and I could faintly tell that she seemed to be staring at me. I went over and said, "Are you glaring at me? Believe it or not I'm picking you up! The female colleague said: "You don't clean up after you, you are not a man today!" "Not to mention, the female colleague said this, and scared me, taking a few steps back and running. Such a dark place, what if she hits me? As soon as I ran out of the woods, I realized that my female colleague was gone. The next day, I heard that a woman had an accident in the woods, and I was so frightened that I didn't dare to go to the company, and then I simply resigned. A few days later, a female colleague called me: "Brother, why did you quit?" I was stunned and said, "That night's events have nothing to do with me, I'm just going home!" The female colleague said, "Brother, what do you say?" The boss asked me to call you back, and the company has a lot of things waiting for you? I asked her, "Are you okay?" The female colleague said, "What can I do?" I weakly asked, "Is your boss the one underground?" What position did I go to, and could I be a judge? "Now, if I don't go, I can only bargain and ask for a good position!"

2. Every night I take my son for a walk in the park. Last night, he suddenly said, "Mom, the moon is amazing." Curious, I asked, "What's so great about it?" The son said, "The moon is bolder than the sun." I felt strange: "Why?" The son pointed to the moon and said, "The moon dares to come out at night to play, but the sun does not dare!" ”

3. There was a bear child in the family, and I remember that it was winter one year, and I was going out to work. Before leaving the door, my son brought me a glass of water, it was hot, and said to me, "Daddy, drink it, drink it and you won't be afraid of the cold." I took the cup, took a few sips, smelled of a second pot, and asked my son, "Did you put wine in the water?" The son smiled: "No, I put antifreeze, drink it and I am not afraid of freezing." I exclaimed: "Car antifreeze? Oops I'm going, dial 120, quick, toxic..."

4. My wife has been more and more harsh on me since giving birth to a child, and has always felt that the cigarettes I smoke are too expensive, forcing me to quit smoking. So I bought a box of hard boxes and went home to tell my wife that I only smoked six packs of cigarettes now. My wife was very happy after hearing this, and I was also happy to see it. The father who was just about to leave the side suddenly spoke: Just bring me two back tomorrow with this cigarette!

5. The female boss is a young plum bamboo horse, and since childhood, the family has booked us doll kisses, but no third person in the company knows about this matter. When I went to work, I was not afraid of her like other colleagues, and I often talked back to her, sometimes scolding her, and she just didn't fire me. Someone followed suit and was expelled the next day. Once, I her off, and I was beaten up, and then I didn't call the police. Since then, the company's people have been dedicated, and the income at the end of the year has tripled! Then the landlady kicked me off, taking advantage of the money, and found a younger one...

6. My niece participated in a dance competition, and my sister asked me to help forward the circle of friends to help her vote. I agreed, but I waited for a day and didn't see my sister's hair ring, I wondered why my sister didn't send it? Sister: "Killed by the bear boyishness!" The little girl and the children were dancing, she saw me taking pictures with my mobile phone, immediately stopped dancing, stood on the stage to pose various shapes, and the parents in the audience laughed and smoked! ”

7. The female manager made a mistake and was sent to the canteen by the chairman to help. Every time she cooked, she shook off the greens and gave me meat. I was overjoyed that the female manager actually looked at me at a glance, even if she had vision. One day I asked the female manager, "You always give me meat, do you have a crush on me?" Female manager: "The chairman has arranged, now the dish is more expensive than meat, we must grasp the measure!" ”

8. The sister-in-law who graduated from Shandong University went to work at Wanda Group, and reported that one day, his brother was hit by a rich woman who opened a Bentley on the road. The rich woman is very good, three or four times a day to visit in person, but also busy, her son every time he comes to buy a lot of milk and fruit nutrition products. After being discharged from the hospital, the sister-in-law and the rich woman's son had several meetings, and each time they rushed to pay, feeling that the boy was very good, so they established a relationship. After getting married, the sister-in-law learned that the boy had obsessive-compulsive disorder, and it was uncomfortable to have no money on him, and it was even more uncomfortable to have money to spend. The sister-in-law sighed: "Hey, how did I choose such a playboy!" #Funny# #搞笑段子 #