On the bridge, a boy had already drunk eighteen bowls of Meng Po soup, and Meng Po saw it to stop him: Enough, don't drink, the boy was already crying and looking at Meng Po with red eyes, yelling at Meng Po, but I still

On the bridge, a boy had already drunk eighteen bowls of Meng Po soup, and Meng Po saw it to stop him: Enough, don't drink, the boy was already crying and looking at Meng Po with red eyes, yelling at Meng Po, but I still haven't forgotten her! Meng Po said that she drank a bowl and forgot about you. Do you remember what she looked like? The boy cried and replied of course that she had a scar on her face that I will never forget. Meng Po said to drink another bowl. The boy fell asleep after drinking. Meng Po looked up at the sky. She nodded slightly, tears streaming from her eyes. A gust of wind blew, and the veil on Meng Po's face was blown off, revealing a scar...

2 Fifty-year-old female star is very rich and has a traffic student. On this day, the two came to the strange city to go shopping. A handsome guy shouted to the female star: Beauty come in and burn your head, new technology, very good. The female star thought that she had not taken care of her hair for a long time, so she went in and used the new technology to perm her hair. When I checked out and went out, it was still the handsome guy standing in the doorway. The handsome man politely said to the female star: Auntie, you and your son are walking slowly!

3 My girlfriend and I met at Lanxiang Technical School, I learned the excavator, she learned beauty salon. After two years in love, I took 10,000 bride price to propose to my relatives. My girlfriend's mother asked me: Do you have a car and a house? Me: Not yet, but there will definitely be in the future, I don't want to use my parents' money to enjoy, these things must be obtained with their own efforts, in order to be solid! Later, my daughter-in-law told me that her mother took a fancy to me and had a thick skin, although she was poor, the reason was good!

4 I found that my husband has a very bad habit lately. Today I can't help but ask: Why do you always walk with your head down? The husband was very obedient, he said: Didn't you tell me not to look at women when I walked? I laughed at his stupidity: I just said you don't look at beautiful women, I didn't say you don't want to look at ugly women. Him: Nothing to see, I watch it every day at home, and I've seen enough!

5 One day, walking down the street, I was blinded by a boy who pulled me by and put a necklace in my hand. But I didn't take the call, I knew that someone else would come after me and say that I stole it. So I put the necklace on the ground, thinking I had dodged it. But the boy behind me actually said to me: "You stole the necklace, you broke it, and you lost 1 million yuan." "I just remembered now that the man in front and the man in the back were in the same group.

6 After chasing the goddess for months, she was touched by the spirit of my SI Pyree face and agreed. I called her to my house to play on the weekend, and when she brushed the short video, she saw a girl riding on her boyfriend's neck and was very envious. So she wanted to ride my neck like the girl in the video, and I resisted unsuccessfully, so I let her ride around the house a few times. I was having a lot of fun when suddenly the living room phone rang. Before I could put her down, I ran with her to the living room. As a result, I passed, and she didn't...

7 After dinner, the family sat on the couch watching TV. I couldn't help but lean on my husband. Who knew that these two goods pushed me with disgust, and I was aggrieved: Husband, when you first got married, you were not like this, you like to put your arms around me to watch TV, why has it changed now? My husband didn't answer me, but he asked his son, who was in kindergarten: Son, the Transformers that dad bought for you last month, why don't you play? The son's head was not lifted: That, play tired!

8 My cousin played all night eating chicken last night, and fell asleep during class today, and the teacher asked him to answer questions. Teacher: You get up and make a sentence, a question sentence. The cousin was a little overwhelmed: Teacher, are you asking me? Teacher: Very good, recreate a prayer sentence. Cousin: Teacher I didn't hear clearly, please say it again!! Teacher: Next, recreate an exclamation sentence. My cousin was about to cry and said: It's too hard!! I won't. Teacher: The answer is very good, the students should study as well as she did. 

9 After being laid off, I became an unemployed vagabond and suffered from the blank stares of my family all day. In desperation, I had to go to work at my brother-in-law's decoration company. Today he is my boss, so I usually keep a promise in front of him. On the weekend I accompanied him to go fishing, and my brother-in-law caught a big fish, and I ran to help, and accidentally kicked my brother-in-law into the reservoir. No matter how I explained it afterwards, the brother-in-law insisted that I meant it. In the end, I had to promise my brother-in-law to buy him more than a thousand fishing rods, which made me forgive me. After buying the fishing rod, I thought it was all right, but I didn't expect that this conscienceless person actually complained to her sister, saying that I saved private money!

10 The younger brother has achieved particularly good results since he was a child and successfully entered Tsinghua University. The younger brother didn't want to live in the school dormitory, so he found a rental house nearby. He interviewed the charterer, who said: One thousand yuan in rent per month, and ten thousand yuan in one year. The younger brother, as a science student, immediately discovered the error. He asked: Ten thousand a year, shouldn't a month be more than eight hundred? The charterer felt that his brother had a point in saying it, and shamefully changed it to twelve thousand a year.

11 Once upon a time, I was also an elite member of a public company. At the year-end party last year, the boss invited us to dinner, eating hot pot, I was in a corner, one person a hot pot, unfortunately my hot pot is not good, always can not heat up,

I just waited like this, wait, this is the boss came to our box to talk to us about the auxiliary words, said more than ten minutes, I did not pay attention, I only paid attention to my hot pot, after saying the last sentence, the boss began to go outside,

Only to see my hot pot begin to boil, I cried out excitedly: haha finally rolled! The next day, the boss said to me: next year will not bother you to drive, you find another high...

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