On the weekend, I went to the female colleague's house to play, and as a result, her hand was accidentally broken, so I had to help her wash her clothes, and she was washing, and her husband came back and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Brother, I said I was an hourly worker for you."

On the weekend, I went to the female colleague's house to play, and as a result, her hand was accidentally broken, I had to help her wash her clothes, and she was washing, and her husband came back and asked me what I was doing, and I said: "Brother, I said I was an hourly worker, do you believe?" He looked at me as I was washing my skirt by hand and said, "Lighten up, it's been rubbed up..." After saying that, he sat down in the living room and played a game. I was secretly relieved that I was doing laundry. At noon, the female colleague made a meal and told me to eat, and her husband said, "Okay, so many clothes, don't disturb his work!" "Mad, I've been hungry for a midday bath. At dinner, I was still washing, and I was not given food to eat, I was angry at once, threw my clothes away, and said: "Brother, to tell you the truth, I am not an hourly worker!" Her husband said, "I know, otherwise I can not give you food." "Oh, he won't already know anything, I suddenly feel a little bit of a thief. He said: "It is good for college students to work and study, but we must do what we can, and don't do this in the future..." I said yes.

2. When the blind date came home, the mother asked, "How's it going, does that girl mean anything to you?" I said, "I don't think I like her very much." Mom: "Why, I like that girl a lot!" Me: "She can't do housework, and when she gets married, I'm not busy alone!" Dad suddenly gave me a slap: "What do you think we grew up doing housework for?"

3. At 5 o'clock in the morning, I saw my little nephew playing in front of my house. Me: Dragon Dragon, why do you get up so early? Little nephew: Mom and Dad are fighting! Me: What kind of fight did you have in the morning? Little nephew: I hit the window before I got up, my father hit my mother, my mother cried without tears, my father saw that I was awake, and said that I was called out to play, so I would not beat my mother! Me: Dragon Dragon, you were deceived, you came out and your mother was beaten even worse! Before the words could be heard, the little nephew immediately ran home...

4. When she was unmarried and pregnant, the child's father ran away, and had no choice but to find an honest person to marry. A few days after the marriage, my husband took me to Sanya for my honeymoon. I went to the shop to try on swimsuits, and they were a bit big. The boss saw it, smiled and said, "It's okay, it's close to the water." I said, "I'm going to the beach, what if the waves are big and my swimsuit falls off!" Boss: "We can rest assured that the quality is good and how the waves are fine!" ”

5. This afternoon, a mother came to a doll shop and the salesman introduced her. The salesman said: Buy this doll, it is the most fun, if you put it down, it will immediately close its eyes and sleep obediently. The salesman also said: It will cry and laugh, and when it cries, you wipe its head, and it will turn into crying and laughing, just like a real child. The mother listened and said with emotion: "Oh, little girl, you can see that you don't have children yet."

6. Today I came to a Western restaurant, and the waiter rushed over to entertain me. Bringing a glass of water, he asked, "Hello, what do you want to eat?" Dude: Bring a bowl of dumplings. Is there a knife cutting surface? The waiter said helplessly: I'm sorry, this is a Western restaurant, there is no such thing. The buddy laughed and said, "I'm sorry, I got into the wrong shop." When he came out, he said to himself: I don't feel as thirsty as I was just now.

7. I sold a house in Tomson Yipin, because of the countdown for two consecutive months, I was almost fired by the manager. Today someone finally came to see the house, and I asked: Your last name? Customer A: Free of your surname white, orange yellow green blue purple white, your surname? I was stunned for a moment and said: No noble surname horse, the wind blows grass low to see the cattle and sheep of the horse! Then customer B said: My surname is Yang, a wisp of light wind to support the willow of Yang! Customer C: My last name is Yellow, the yellow of the traffic lights! We all laughed after that, and then the three clients bought 6 houses directly from me!

8. When my father came to my house, he saw a blue and purple patch on my face and asked me what was wrong. The wife said: How many times have I said it, but I didn't listen, and I drank too much last night and my face fell into something! I said with a confused face: How come I don't remember falling? When my wife went to the bathroom, my 6-year-old son said: Dad, don't get drunk in the future, you see my mother is beating you and pinching you, you don't know.

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