1. A woman ate noodles at Guangxi Railway Station, when checking out, found a bowl of noodles to be 1,000 yuan, so the woman did not hesitate to call the police, after the police found that this bowl of noodles is really worth 10

1. A woman ate noodles at Guangxi Railway Station, when checking out, found a bowl of noodles for 1,000 yuan, so the woman did not hesitate to call the police, after the alarm found that this bowl of noodles is really worth 1,000 yuan. It turned out that the owner had found that when a man and a woman were eating noodles, the man's look was not quite right, so he asked for 1,000 yuan a bowl of noodles, which was expensive, and the woman certainly couldn't bear to call the police. As a result, the man listened. Frightened, he immediately ran away. Because he is engaged in pyramid schemes. In this way, women will avoid being deceived by pyramid schemes.

2. Take a bath with my girlfriend, she has to let me take off first, I take off my shirt, she also let me take off my pants, I said are you sick? She didn't speak, and when I had finished taking off my pants, she took off her clothes and went into the shower, washing and washing her and saying: You don't take off your pants, I thought you were a man...

3. I studied hard for 12 years, and I was admitted to the university of my choice with a good score of 725 points in the college entrance examination. When the brother arrived at the dormitory one day, the roommates introduced themselves, and one of his classmates was Mongolian. His family belonged to the big god-level figure who always traveled to the heavens, and he returned home from the summer vacation of his freshman year. After several days of vacation, they did not come back, and the teacher called them. He said on the phone: Teacher, I am still riding horses on the Hulunbeier grassland to find my house, and now I don't know where they moved!!

4. Eat and eat with the buddies in Wangfujing at night, who used to be models, but later stopped doing it. I asked him why he didn't do it, and he said it was too dark. I said hard female supervisor wants to sneak you? The buddy took a sip of wine, tears in his eyes, and infinite emotion: not just female supervisors........ Suddenly I found that my buddies had a story, so I wanted to get some wine to listen to him!

5. On this day, a drunk man took a taxi home, said that the fare was 20 yuan, and the drunk man downstairs gave the driver 60 yuan, and the driver was puzzled. At this time, a woman's voice came from upstairs: "Is it too much!" The driver replied to the woman: "That's right, more than let you help him up." The drunk man also grunted, "I go upstairs like this every time." ”

6. I am a salesman at the Ferrari 4s store, today met a white fumi to buy a car, I saw her at first sight. Day and night to create surprises for her, after two years of unremitting efforts to catch up with her, the next day after the first day of dating, she took me to meet her parents. Before that, I dressed up in a suit and leather shoes, and I also wore a green water gem watch. When I got to my girlfriend's house, my future father-in-law looked at my watch and said to me, "Boy, can I exchange my purple clay pot suit for your watch??" I immediately said, "No!! The future father-in-law immediately turned his face: "If you don't change, you will break up with my girlfriend!" "I hesitated to say it again, but I had to agree!! After all, my Green Water Gem was bought in Pinduoduo, and it only cost 9.9 yuan!!

7. My girlfriend is a person who spends a lot of money, and she owes 38,000 yuan for her spending.

But she has no intention of repaying the loan, and now it has been overdue for a month, and the customer service has called several times.

She still calmly bought a lipstick of more than four hundred yuan with flowers, and I asked her: Why don't you repay the loan?

She smiled in lipstick: Just call him when I have a boyfriend.

8. After the college entrance examination, go to the school to estimate the score, the math teacher is very angry, the score of the whole class is not high! The math teacher was furious: "The application question is given 60 points, and someone actually takes 10 points, 20 points?" Ten to twenty points all stood up for me and copied the scroll 100 times! I couldn't help but sigh, "It's dangerous, I'm 21 points." When he was rejoicing, the sports committee member behind him also sighed quietly: "I am also so dangerous, I am 9 points." ”

9. The ex-wife ran after a coal boss and threw the child at me. My family conditions are not very good, so I married an older leftover woman of more than 200 pounds. After the marriage, she was very kind to me, that time, she said to me: Honey, today's weather is good, let's go to the zoo to play, long time not to go, I feel that it is the most fun there. I said, "Of course, lions and tigers must be happy to see you, because they see meat."

10. My husband bought a Magotan after 10 years of working in Shenzhen, and he is ready to drive me back to my hometown. Taking the highway, I didn't expect to get stuck in traffic, parked behind a pig pulling car. Meet a pig with character, and it stares at her husband deadly. The husband did not want to show weakness, and also stared at her deadly. Then they looked at each other for an hour, and I was a little flustered, and if they went on like this, they were afraid that they were going to have feelings, right?

11. On this day, relatives introduced a girl with good conditions to her cousin who was nearly thirty years old. As soon as the two met, the cousin was attracted to the girl, with a tall body, fair skin and good temperament. The girl didn't seem to have much of an impression of her cousin, and the two talked happily. Finally, the girl said: It doesn't matter if you have no money, no car, no house, as long as you are good to me, you can do it. As a result, the 1+1 cargo cousin blurted out: There will be no giveaways........

12. After marrying your wife, prepare for the honeymoon trip the next day. Today we arrived in Hawaii and went shopping at a clothing store full of beautiful clothes. We tried on our clothes, but the two clerks stared at us with strange eyes, which made us feel very uncomfortable. Finally, a Customer who speaks Chinese quietly explains to us, "This is a dry cleaner!" ”

13. Just now I went on a blind date with a girl at KFC and ordered a family bucket. She nibbled on the chicken leg and asked me: How did you come here? I said I rode an electric car. I asked her how she got here, and she said she came by bus. After eating, we said goodbye to each other and left, only to meet again in the parking lot 5 minutes later. I was driving a Mercedes, she was driving a BMW, and we both had a bit of an embarrassed look on our faces.

14. Because I didn't study seriously for three years in high school, I went to a college when I was in college. After the sophomore year, the school arranged for us to go to Foxconn for an internship. At night, he lived in the dormitory, and often drove a black fight with his colleagues. One day while playing, the female team leader called me to go to the workshop to help her add a shift, she was going to go out of town. So I agreed with great excitement, and I smirked for half a day. After a while, the colleague's mobile phone rang, and after answering the phone, he said to me: I came back late in the evening, and the group leader invited me to dinner on his birthday...