1． The little niece had to sleep with me at night, just drilled into the bed for less than two minutes the little niece said with a look of disgust: Aunt, don't you sweep the bed, what is in the bed, I am dead,

1． The little niece had to sleep with me at night, and just two minutes after she got into the bed, the little niece said with a look of disgust: Auntie, don't you sweep the bed, what is in the bed, I am dead, I quickly opened the quilt. A smell of stinky farts greeted her, and the little niece laughed breathlessly: My mother said that I must have farted too much baked sweet potatoes today, let me sleep with you!

2 After being introduced by the matchmaker, I drove a Bentley Flying Car rented for 6200 yuan to go on a blind date. After meeting, I found that my sister was particularly beautiful. On the weekend, I rented a tandem bike and invited her to play. On the way we encountered a big downhill and we rode down very fast. After going downhill, I saw a ninety-degree bend, and only heard the girl shouting: Demon! blame! Then both men crashed and flew out. Struggling to get up, after waking up, I asked her why she was shouting demons! blame. She replied lightly to me: "To turn... bend! Before I could say the last word, I flew...

3. One day five years ago, my sister was beaten by my brother-in-law, and my sister went back to her mother's house crying. When my dad found out, he got up and said to my mom: You comfort your daughter, I'll go out. Then my father went to my brother-in-law's house with red eyes and said to my brother-in-law: If my daughter does anything wrong in the future, you will beat me, because I did not educate her well. After saying that he was ready to kneel, he was pulled up by my brother-in-law, and he slapped himself with tears and said: Dad, I'm sorry, I was wrong. Until now, I had never heard of my brother-in-law beating my sister.

 4． I am 30 years old this year, and today is the first time my brother went to the kindergarten to send his children to school. The little greeter on duty at the door politely said: "Auntie is good, uncle is good, Grandma is good..." After seeing me, he stared at me hesitantly for a long time, and finally made up his mind, and shouted: "Grandpa is good!" "Forget about calling me old, but I'm a woman!"

5. Yesterday the buddies went to work to take the bus, and the bus was very crowded. There was a grandmother in her 80s standing up, holding a white-haired grandfather, and squeezed in front of a grandfather who was about 60 years old at a glance: Boy, trouble give up a seat! A cart of people is messy! Then the uncle boy happily got up and gave up his seat! nabs:......

6. At work in the morning, just sat down, an MM ran to my seat: "Handsome man, you worked overtime last night to sort out the information quickly to me, the leader wants to see." "My desk was too messy, so I started looking for that profile. MM urged me hard at the side, and I suddenly looked up at MM and said, "Beauty, let me clean up first?" MM suddenly blushed, looked around, closed his eyes, and said, "Kiss! "I...

7. Others say that I am a female man, one day, I found a dandelion on the side of the road, and suddenly wanted to learn a pure woman to take off the dandelion and slowly blow a breath, what a small and fresh picture. However, the truth is this, I took off the dandelion, the lips lightly rose, and suddenly a demon wind came, leaning, blowing the old lady's mouth hair!

8. It's about to be a New Year's Day party, and everyone in the class has to sing a song and can't help but prepare. When the literary and artistic committee counted songs, he asked me to share the table; what do you sing? Table Mate: Wait a minute. The literary and art committee members looked at him, turned around, and left. After a while, he turned around again and asked his table mates: Do you want to sing anything? The table mate wondered: Didn't I just say that? Who knew that the literary and art committee member said angrily: You said, you told me to wait for a minute, I have waited for a minute, you still don't say, what do you really want! Play me!

9. Finally can go out to play, May Day, I proposed a road trip, my father disagreed, he said: "May Day is full of people, you go to see people's ass?" I said, "Isn't there a place where there are fewer people?" Dad smiled humorously: Yes! There are few people in the school!

10. Confessing to the goddess was humiliated by her and has never been contacted again. I was busy on the construction site last night when I suddenly received a call from the goddess. She said, "Let's be together!?" I was immediately overjoyed, but also a little confused: "Why did you choose me, isn't there a local tycoon who has been chasing you?" The goddess smiled and said, "Oh, he and I are just ordinary friends." I still couldn't believe it: "But I don't have the money to grow up..." Goddess: "I heard... You like kids..."

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