A girl was walking in the park when she met a man and said, "Beauty gives you 100 pieces, can you see your breasts?"' The girl received 100 yuan without saying a word, and then looked at the man dismissively

A girl was walking in the park when she met a man and said, "Beauty gives you 100 pieces, can you see your breasts?"' The sister received 100 yuan without saying a word, and then looked at the man and said dismissively: Are you ready? The man smiled triumphantly and nodded his head in response, "Mm-hmm, okay, okay!" Then the girl picked up the branches on the ground and slammed the man, while smoking, she said: Really TM perverted, actually like to see me fierce!

2. Many of her classmates in her niece's class play roller skating, and she envies and wants to. But my sister-in-law didn't agree, thinking it was too dangerous, so she pestered me to secretly buy her a pair. As a result, when I was studying, I broke my arm and suddenly lost interest. But my sister-in-law felt that it was a pity that so much money was bought, so she forced the little guy to learn. Then the little niece then hangs a plaster cast on her arm every day and wears pulley shoes through the square of the park...

3. The mother-in-law walks into the store and says, "I want to buy a notebook, the kind that writes." The boss said, "I'm sorry, we don't buy that." The mother-in-law asked, "Do you have Master Kong's instant noodles?" The boss shrugged and said, "Feel sorry again." The mother-in-law asked again, "What about cosmetics?" The boss shook his head again, and the mother-in-law said angrily, "You don't have anything, why don't you close the door?" The owner shrugged and said, "Because we don't have keys." ”

4. Yesterday a buddy held a junior high school reunion. I finally saw my own dream of The Class Flower, she is still so beautiful and charming. The guys were so enthusiastic, she got drunk quickly, and I drove her home. The next day, Ban Hua somehow found my place to work and asked me: Did you send me home yesterday? I said yes! As a result, Ban Hua said: Come home with me after work, my son is very satisfied with you, you come to be the stepfather! Is this blackmailing me? Happiness comes too quickly like a tornado!

5. Led his son to play in the park, playing and saying that he wanted to drink milk, he gave him the only bottle of milk left in the bag, and after drinking it, the son threw it on the ground. I saw a little boy in the distance run over and pick it up and put it in his mouth. A sour tear fell from my nose! I was trying to pull him up and buy him something delicious!" I saw him blow the milk bag on the ground, bang! A loud bang! I went and scared me!

6. Shi Tai didn't have a big deal today, so he wanted to go down the mountain to find the abbot for a date. Because the mountain is not open to traffic, Shi Tai can only use his mobile phone to call a Didi. The master can talk very well, talk to himself for half a day, and suddenly ask: Big sister, do you have a boyfriend? Shi Tai's hand playing with the mobile phone suddenly shook a little panicked, but still forced calmly said: No, still single! After half a minute or so, the master spoke: Girl, you can't do it, no matter how ugly you are, you have to fall in love! After getting out of the car, Shi Tai decided to let him experience the dangers of the human world, and decisively gave him a bad review!

7. My roommate's roommate recently clamored to lose weight and said he wouldn't eat at night, but he forced himself to buy a loaf of bread. Thinking it was too sweet, I bought two more grilled sausages, felt my stomach was too sour, and went down to buy a bag of soda cookies. After eating, I felt too dry, went down to the bowl of instant noodles and was too salty, and bought another bottle of black tea. Thinking of losing weight today, I was ready to go down and buy a package of yogurt to drink.

8. The rich man was driving and going to RT-Mart to buy Chinese cigarettes, and when he picked up the Bentley in the parking lot, he heard a woman's voice: "Can you be like a man!" Can't even lift this thing? "I thought it was a woman's suspect that the man's strength was small, and the rich man was despising the man." Just as the rich man was about to leave, suddenly a milky voice came and said, "Mom, wait for me." "The rich man seems to understand the reason for the matter.

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