I found that my sister-in-law secretly added my WeChat, and I reported to my daughter-in-law for the first time, and I said, "You see, this is not your sister's trumpet!" The daughter-in-law looked at it carefully and nodded. Then

I found that my sister-in-law secretly added my WeChat, and I reported to my daughter-in-law for the first time, and I said, "You see, this is not your sister's trumpet!" The daughter-in-law looked at it carefully and nodded. At this time, the message came over: "Brother, this is my trumpet, don't let my sister know, we will contact here later." Without waiting for me to speak, she said: "First transfer me 8,000 yuan, I will use it urgently, and I will return to you for benefits." The daughter-in-law saw the situation and directly grabbed my mobile phone and sent a voice: "Can you order a face, can you order a face, and you must pry my corner?" She quickly wrote back: "Brother, I misread you!" "Cut, I'm not at all wrong.

2 On his way to the supermarket, my brother accidentally hit our manager's fat daughter. As a result, the manager's daughter said: You can accompany me to the hospital to apply some red potion to the knee, and do not want any compensation. The younger brother said: Sister you are really good, come, you pull up the pants leg, I see if the injury is serious, hey, your leg belly is fat or bumped ah, so thick ... Later, the sister and her brother asked for 8,000 yuan in compensation.

3 The rich bought bone tickets to let the set, and tens of millions of assets evaporated overnight! In the end, he was forced to sell his villa on the 58 same city, and the villa was bought by a middle-aged man. This night the rich man was drinking in the rental house, and the middle-aged man called the rich man and said: Hey, I want to plant an apple tree in the courtyard of the villa today, and when I dig the pit, I dig a bottle with 100 gold coins and a yellowed note that reads: I am your ancestor, leave some coins for you archaeology! After hearing this, the rich man burst into tears and said: I buried it myself when I was 8 years old!

4 The brother-in-law, who has just entered the first year of high school, looks too old. Once the brother-in-law took the subway to the school, a 30-year-old brother in the neighboring seat talked to the brother-in-law, and opened his mouth to say: "Big brother, where to go??" The brother-in-law was accustomed to such treatment, and said very calmly: "Second middle." The eldest brother said, "Oh, did you go to see the children?" Today's children go to school very hard. The brother-in-law's face twitched a little, but he couldn't bear to say anything, who knew that the eldest brother mended the knife and said, "Big brother, how many grades is your child in the upper grade??" The brother-in-law originally did not want to talk anymore, but for the sake of face, he said: "High one." The other party exclaimed: "Big brother, then you are quite late to get married!" ”

5 After his father-in-law retired, he became obsessed with buying lottery tickets, and when he went on the third day, he was actually hit by her for 22 million. He immediately used the money to open a company and became the boss himself. That time my son was playing in my father-in-law's company, and he broke the seal. The husband was particularly angry and directly beat up his son! The father-in-law was distressed: "You are not allowed to beat my grandson again in the future!" The husband muttered, "You didn't beat me less back then!" Father-in-law: "Can it be the same..." Husband: "Why is it different?" Father-in-law: "I beat my son, and you beat my grandson!" ”

6 My sister-in-law is a grumpy temper, and everyone in the family knows it. After eating yesterday, my sister-in-law told my brother to wash the dishes, my brother did not go, and then my sister-in-law threw the bowl from the upstairs in a fit of anger! The little niece watched this wave of operations and was directly stunned. When it was time to go to bed, my sister-in-law asked my brother to bathe my niece, and my brother sat still. The sister-in-law was trying to lose her temper, and the little niece said timidly: Mom, I can wash it myself!

7 The sister-in-law just got her driver's license and had to drive my car to practice, so I agreed, and I sat in the co-pilot and watched. The sister-in-law lit the fire, stepped on the clutch, everything was normal, and opened a section of the road in a standardized manner. The sister-in-law complained to me: How did the second gear fail? Me: You don't look at how you hang up the stall yourself, can you push that bottle of water around the car to go? Sister-in-law: Ah...

8 After five years of struggling with him and being just an assembly line worker, I was promoted to team leader after agreeing to the pursuit of my female boss a few days ago. A colleague who was particularly unsophisticated said harshly: "You can only be a team leader who manages three or five people." I smiled coldly: "Time will tell!" "Since then, I have studied management hard, and I have taught myself communication skills, and my kung fu has paid off. Another year has passed, and now I have managed hundreds of people. The greater the power, the greater the pressure, and my subordinates shouted every day: "The group leader sends red packets, the group leaders send red packets..."

9 Yesterday was the 3rd anniversary of my boyfriend and I met, he will prepare surprises for me every year, this year I asked him not to prepare, led me to dinner, shopping, all the way let him give me a variety of photos, and finally felt that the shoes were not suitable, decided to go to the mall. While waiting for the elevator to go upstairs, the cargo let out a soft breath and asked me: Aren't you tired? I casually replied: What woman feels tired when spending money! The uncle who has been in the corner speaks: Let alone spend your money! 

10 Seeing that the uncle went to pay the electricity bill, the staff saw that the uncle's fee was extremely low, and asked curiously: Why do you have so little home appliances? Uncle said triumphantly: Because I have a trick!

The staff wondered: you don't watch TV? Don't boil water without air conditioning? Uncle shook his head and whispered: "Visit the door at night!" After watching TV and drinking tea, I also saved air conditioning, and I was lucky enough to drink a few cups!

The staff laughed: Then you can't go to people's homes every day? Uncle said mysteriously: Relatives, friends, colleagues and neighbors, take turns to line up the number cycle again and again...